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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #300 on: April 18, 2009, 11:32:59 pm »
Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #301 on: April 19, 2009, 06:34:29 am »
a lot of it just ends up on you tube any way,
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #302 on: April 19, 2009, 09:24:00 am »
Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.

lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".

I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #303 on: April 19, 2009, 10:54:55 am »
O.o really? :'(

and i thought the song went "the internet is for porn!"

today I'm wearing my black t with the blue winged unicorn on it, black pants, blue socks with a kitty in a pocket design on them, and tennis shoes
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #304 on: April 19, 2009, 11:00:02 am »
lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".

I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.

I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #305 on: April 19, 2009, 02:13:56 pm »
So.

Who here would be a porn star if given the chance?
No.

Too physically demanding, too deameaning and too, well, nasty. There's a reason why most porn is all cut in weird ways. Becuase the pornstars prepping between cuts and becuase all kinds of mishaps can take place. Like when in the middle of doggy style, the girl is inexplicibly ready for DP with zero prep time? Yeah, that doesn't happen in real life. The kind of gross stuff that a male pornstar has to deal with on a regular basis is just not for me.
Like the you know this scene form zach and marry make a porno?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxhTKrctJIU
Well, that's just the tip of the iceburg.

And do you know the kind of sceevy people that are involved with porn producing porn? Like the kind of guys that have leopard print car upostery and have a meth habit and ties to the mafia. John Holms was murdered becuase of the profession he had, make no mistake. 

I'm cool thank you.  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #306 on: April 19, 2009, 04:45:22 pm »
I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?

*shrug* Probably.

No.

True. The guy I spoke of was all about the "I get to have sex with women professionally!"

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #307 on: April 19, 2009, 07:25:20 pm »
So I asked you earlier on your truth thread about baking. I guess sense taking patissery in culinary shcool I automaticly think of all chefs as bakers. Are you really a chef fer reel though.

If so what position do you have in your resteraunt?


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #308 on: April 20, 2009, 01:57:54 am »
nothing specail going on about to head out on my mountian bike, wearing my combat 95's
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #309 on: April 20, 2009, 07:58:59 pm »
Not that any of you want to hear that I'm not wearing any pants... but hey my laptop runs 95 degrees... so yea Pant less.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #310 on: April 20, 2009, 11:27:54 pm »
well actually I'm wearing more clothes cuz I'm wearing a hat and my Chicago bears chick shirt and pants and socks and shoes.... lots of clothes...
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #311 on: April 21, 2009, 06:52:43 am »
Hi! ...I'm back!

*Crickets chirp*

...Yes, yes I know. I promised to tell after you confessed, and then I left like a bad little ninja-panda. I also know it's been eleven pages, but, uh... I'll make it up to you?

But darn you, UmberIsSexy, if I get banned for this! Would the non-kinky people look the other way, please? I wouldn't want to gross anyone out.

[gross]

The thing I talked about earlier in the thread is, when in Hentai, a tentackle (or more) goes in the anus and out the mouth. Yes, it is physically impossible, but isn't that just the great thing about hentai? It lets you express the sickest and most impossible of your fantasies and no one gets hurt!

How into am I? Not so that I'd like to try it irl. *Ahems* It's more the aspect of being completely and utterly helpless, while being brutalized by someone (in this case, Tentackle monster) in the worst way possible. The helplessness-factor is probably the reason why I enjoy tentackle so much, too. A man can only do so much with his hands and one penis, after all. (And gang-bang is just a turnoff. )

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Okay! The sweet and innocent people can look again!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #312 on: April 21, 2009, 07:25:13 am »
Okay! The sweet and innocent people can look again!

We have sweet and innocent people!?  :o

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #313 on: April 21, 2009, 07:32:37 am »
*Sticks up hand* I'm one of the innocent ones *cough*  8)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #314 on: April 21, 2009, 08:11:19 am »
I'm not... >.>

But really, on the scale of kinky/sick sex-related stuff that you can find on the internet, tentacle monsters aren't THAT bad.
I'm not kidding :o I've seen some really bad stuff...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #315 on: April 21, 2009, 08:39:21 am »
I'm not... >.>

But really, on the scale of kinky/sick sex-related stuff that you can find on the internet, tentacle monsters aren't THAT bad.
I'm not kidding :o I've seen some really bad stuff...

Oh, I know. Guro is the kind of Hentai I just can't stand - or hentai where the girl dies. ...Death is just such a turnoff. Eww.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #316 on: April 21, 2009, 11:16:45 am »
I find most hentai kinda funny, especially when the girl is like "Oh my god that'll never fit!" then hey what do you know? the 2 foot penis fits in her vagina, even if it leaves a phallic shaped Bump going all the way up in between her breasts.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #317 on: April 21, 2009, 11:20:06 am »
sounds just like my usual Saturday night! ::)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #318 on: April 21, 2009, 11:23:20 am »
I find most hentai kinda funny, especially when the girl is like "Oh my god that'll never fit!" then hey what do you know? the 2 foot penis fits in her vagina, even if it leaves a phallic shaped Bump going all the way up in between her breasts.

Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #319 on: April 21, 2009, 11:27:42 am »
stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3

Not depending on what artist/movie you're reading/watching

Either that or the structures are about as stretchy as a bungee cord.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #320 on: April 21, 2009, 11:28:30 am »
Hentai can be nice from time to time, but IMO it can't beat the real thing.

I myself have a fetish for redheads and finshnet clothing >.> ;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #321 on: April 21, 2009, 11:31:01 am »
Bah most normal porn is really really boring + there isn't a storyline 90% of the time. And if there is it's not longer than like .5 seconds.
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« Reply #322 on: April 21, 2009, 11:35:41 am »
And most hentai plot lines are very templated... it get's boring too, and as I said before, I find it less arousing.

Are we allowed to mention actual porn websites here? I recently found a website that is both original and totally hot (and real... well except for some of the boobs maybe) which I'd much recommend if you're looking for something new.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #323 on: April 21, 2009, 11:38:18 am »
Ronin has done it a couple of times and nothing has happened. (just make sure you mark the link NSFW, annd possibly kind of content so none of us seeing unexpected things)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #324 on: April 21, 2009, 11:48:08 am »
[NSFW]http://actiongirls.com/[/NSFW]
They have some movies and photoshoots of "Action-girls", which means girls with guns, etc.
It's a paid site, but I found some free downloads of their content through torretns  ::)
They have one or two movies with a little bit of plot in them.


OH I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE
It's a porn movie called "Pirates" - Full length movie with plot and VFX (kind of crappy acting, but much better than the usual...)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #325 on: April 21, 2009, 12:02:09 pm »
I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #326 on: April 21, 2009, 12:08:24 pm »
Non sequiter here. who enjoyes them "thick and Juicy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w&feature=related)

and to Razzly. Eh I still like my plot. Ill stop watching/reading something based on plot *not nearly as much as if the art SUCKS though, because if the art sucks... I'm out*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #327 on: April 21, 2009, 12:08:39 pm »
I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.

I agree, but then again sometimes the whole "take-off-your-clothes-and-bend-over" just isn't enough.
Having some background or character (and plot) can make a big difference sometimes.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #328 on: April 21, 2009, 12:11:39 pm »
Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3

The term "vaginal wormhole" comes to mind.

I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.

See, I kinda need plot, otherwise I'll get bored. Course, my sex drive is near to nonexistent so just watching naked people get it on really doesn't even make me feel a twinge of anything.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #329 on: April 21, 2009, 12:14:04 pm »
Pozf: Really? I'm only interested in the sex. If I feel like watching something plot-y and sexy, I'll watch Interview With the Vampire. Mmm... Lots of eye-candy in that one, I tell you.

CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;

If someone -is- interested in a sexy movie (not quite porn, but almost. It focuses on a BDSM-relationship) that has a very good and interesting story, see "The Secretary."
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