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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6120 on: April 15, 2011, 04:53:33 am »
I have returned.  Strewth, has it really been a month?  How did I loose track of that much time?

Teh sexy, its haz bin a missin
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6121 on: April 15, 2011, 04:54:17 pm »
Strewth! I've missed you, Charles!

We have some serious work cut out for us to bring the sexy back.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6122 on: April 15, 2011, 05:38:45 pm »
Okay, so what I'm wearing is not all that sexy (But it IS the thread so, jeans and a button up shirt. with boarder shoes)
But what I really wanted to ask, any one else watch ABC worlds news?   Notice that no matter the health issue they talk about now, they show this nice 3D model of a naked woman with rather large breasts?  Back in the day I recall it used to be a rather nondescript and non-equipped male model.  This new one is rather, uh, 'perky.'

Perhaps they were inspired by this forum thread to smex up the news? 

(And I like smexy.  It's 10x smexier than plain old sexy.)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6123 on: April 15, 2011, 08:00:54 pm »
smexy news is good news
Mercury or bust

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6124 on: April 16, 2011, 11:55:29 am »
The Forumites demand pictures or it does not exist.............smexy or not!!!!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6125 on: April 16, 2011, 02:27:20 pm »
Being in love with a lesbian sucks.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6126 on: April 17, 2011, 05:42:23 pm »
unless you also are a lesbian.

i'm wearing my Rhode Island t-shirt and short blue jean shorts. :-*

how about some short shorts pics?
 like these:




Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6127 on: April 17, 2011, 05:52:03 pm »
Being in love with a lesbian sucks.

The answer is clear, CDSM, become a lesbian yourself.



....but yeah, being in love at all with anyone can be just as difficult. (I, for one, am not really cut out for it.) At least now you might not get as much false hope.

But this thread needs more sexy. "shut up and kiss me, stupid"


edit: smiles, you ninja'd in my response before I did. :P bam.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6128 on: April 17, 2011, 06:32:50 pm »
Obligatory answer: T-Shirt and normal length jean shorts.

CDSM: Try someone who loves you back, but only platonically as she isn't attracted to you, but wishes she was. Definitely gives that Universe-hates-me feeling. Or the Universe-likes-f***ing-with-me one; take your pick.
Smiles: Those shorts are not short enough, I've seen much shorter on a near daily basis down here.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2011, 06:37:38 pm by Van Slanzar de Fanel »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6129 on: April 17, 2011, 07:18:02 pm »
Try someone who loves you back, but only platonically as she isn't attracted to you, but wishes she was. Definitely gives that Universe-hates-me feeling. Or the Universe-likes-f***ing-with-me one; take your pick.

I don't know.  See, I get the "Well, I think you're hot, and if I was into it, I'd be with you in a heart beat, but, I really am a lesbian ."  thing all the time.  This is worse than being the eternal platonic friends (in my eyes, and I get that a lot too.) because, here's the thing, they say they like you.  A straight male.  But they're lesbians.  What does that do for you confidence in your masculinity?  Doesn't help much there.   :-\

(Oh, and I'm wearing more canvas, and a black t-shirt, again, with boarding shoes.  So comfy.)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6130 on: April 17, 2011, 07:41:36 pm »

I don't know.  See, I get the "Well, I think you're hot, and if I was into it, I'd be with you in a heart beat, but, I really am a lesbian ."  thing all the time.  This is worse than being the eternal platonic friends (in my eyes, and I get that a lot too.) because, here's the thing, they say they like you.  A straight male.  But they're lesbians.  What does that do for you confidence in your masculinity?  Doesn't help much there.   :-\



Put that way, I can see your point.

As an aside, I do have a friend that made a lesbian go temporarily straight for him.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2011, 02:54:01 pm by Van Slanzar de Fanel »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6131 on: April 19, 2011, 04:38:33 pm »
I've got my 30th birthday party coming up on May 1st.  Hopefully Churba and I will have some good pics to post here from it  ;)

P.S. @Keaoden: WE DEMAND PHOTOS OF THE HAIR AND SHIRT!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6132 on: April 20, 2011, 04:21:04 am »
In my Combat 95 woodland pattern trousers and white Lambretta T-shirt.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6133 on: April 20, 2011, 05:39:23 am »
Why oh WHY are black and white shots always so sexy?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6134 on: April 20, 2011, 03:03:11 pm »
P.S. @Keaoden: WE DEMAND PHOTOS OF THE HAIR AND SHIRT!

I can't right now, too busy for anime boston.
I'll make it up though.
How about convention pics?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6135 on: April 20, 2011, 04:16:33 pm »
Why oh WHY are black and white shots always so sexy?



The answer is yes.

yes please? >.>

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6136 on: April 21, 2011, 01:33:38 am »
I've got my 30th birthday party coming up on May 1st.  Hopefully Churba and I will have some good pics to post here from it  ;)
I'll be there. Hopefully, Both of us will survive the event.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6137 on: April 22, 2011, 09:57:46 am »
Being in love with a lesbian sucks.

The answer is clear, CDSM, become a lesbian yourself.



....but yeah, being in love at all with anyone can be just as difficult. (I, for one, am not really cut out for it.) At least now you might not get as much false hope.



Believe me, if I could find that Pool of Drowned Girl somewhere there, I'd be all over that.

Obligatory answer: T-Shirt and normal length jean shorts.

CDSM: Try someone who loves you back, but only platonically as she isn't attracted to you, but wishes she was. Definitely gives that Universe-hates-me feeling. Or the Universe-likes-f***ing-with-me one; take your pick.
Smiles: Those shorts are not short enough, I've seen much shorter on a near daily basis down here.


Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6138 on: April 22, 2011, 08:09:06 pm »
@CDSM: +10 internet points for the Ranma reference.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6139 on: April 24, 2011, 11:50:46 am »
I'm wearing a sleeveless yellow blouse and a jean skirt. with my white sandals and an anklet. dressed for Easter I am. ^_^  :-*
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6140 on: April 24, 2011, 11:53:16 am »
I'm wearing a sleeveless yellow blouse and a jean skirt. with my white sandals and an anklet. dressed for Easter I am. ^_^  :-*

You need bunny ears for that... surely.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6141 on: April 24, 2011, 04:31:53 pm »
HAPPY EASTER AMERICA!!!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6142 on: April 25, 2011, 12:54:52 pm »
Boxers and 'nuthin else.  It is officially HOT now.   The upstairs is officially declared a clothing optional zone, and people enter at their own peril!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6143 on: April 27, 2011, 10:28:52 pm »
i'm wearing my black work pants and a purple and blue striped shirt. we have company over. so clothes are required. ::)
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6144 on: April 28, 2011, 09:39:06 am »
Wearing faded black jeans, with a slight smearing of 3-in-1 oil from my ATB chain, and a grey T-shirt.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6145 on: May 01, 2011, 08:13:17 pm »
Wearing a "Mr. Perfect" shirt, jeans, sandals and a hangover *groan*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6146 on: May 01, 2011, 09:27:42 pm »
Wearing a "Mr. Perfect" shirt, jeans, sandals and a hangover *groan*

you better have a hangover :)

how was your epic party?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6147 on: May 02, 2011, 01:16:30 am »
Bloody brilliant.  Finally managed to pass your gift on to Churba and he gave some great journalistic advice to another mate of mine who's trying to hit into the writer's arena.  Don't think I got him into the Karaoke but I'm sure he's probably filmed me for uploading to youtube later ;P

Disappointed that no-one else here could make it, I mean really, it's just an ocean or two travel to Australia. ;)

I'll need to go through the photos we have and post some. I'm sure Churba will post whatever he has and I think you've already seen me in a couple of photos on facebook from another mate.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6148 on: May 02, 2011, 01:21:58 am »
Jesus I am in some serious fucking pain here.

Talk about fuckin' drilled. I tried to get some video, but it's all spinning, noise and nonsense, I've no idea what I was trying to get. We ended up karaokeing something, god knows what. I have a few photos. Let me get back to you all on that.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6149 on: May 02, 2011, 05:13:09 am »
And as for great journalistic advice, I remember saying "this is your first lesson" a lot, advising him to beat his liver into submission with frequent administration of of large amounts of alcohol, and telling him to write a lot. I hope he remember the lesson better than I do...