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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5910 on: September 19, 2010, 01:30:23 pm »
It's a kit. I bought it earlier this year when I heard that they stopped producing them. Already missed out on the Death Star II one, so I wasn't going to miss this one. I wish I had that many pieces in the appropriate colors and the skill to assemble them without instructions.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5911 on: September 19, 2010, 01:50:07 pm »
Ok, I didn't know they made kits that big...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5912 on: September 19, 2010, 02:12:56 pm »
I think this is the largest one they've ever done. The Death Star II and Star Destroyer ones are both just over 3000 pieces each.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5913 on: September 19, 2010, 02:28:39 pm »
Still it's massive! how detailed is the interrior?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5914 on: September 19, 2010, 03:43:57 pm »
It's not at all, except for the cockpit, which has some detail and room for 4 minifigs. It's part of their Ultimate Collectors Series, they're more showpieces than anything else. Though, having them at minifig scale would be epic.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5915 on: September 19, 2010, 11:06:29 pm »
Decided to take this photo on a whim. The T-shirt and Beam Katana (modified Force FX lightsaber) are from my Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) cosplay.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5916 on: September 19, 2010, 11:09:06 pm »
heh nice toys.

mm speaking of toys someone I know sent me some pics I'd like to share:

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5917 on: September 19, 2010, 11:09:49 pm »
Oh, snap. O_O

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5918 on: September 20, 2010, 01:17:00 am »
anyways it's really time for nekkid me to go to bed now. wish i had a bike like that.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5919 on: September 20, 2010, 07:31:12 am »
 :'( :'( :'( :o
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5921 on: September 20, 2010, 10:15:49 am »
Steady in the saddle :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5922 on: September 20, 2010, 11:27:55 am »
This is what mechanical engineering degrees are really for.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5923 on: September 20, 2010, 11:29:29 am »
I wasted my time with my aircraft engineering degree, should of done a bike course instead
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5924 on: September 20, 2010, 11:29:51 am »
Hell yeah!

Though I'd need some mechanical engineering expertise for a non-sexual invention...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5925 on: September 21, 2010, 12:07:42 pm »
Just take it up a notch and put it in a car

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5926 on: September 22, 2010, 07:50:17 pm »
no no there are enough car accidents already with out orgasm accidents. ::)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5927 on: September 22, 2010, 08:41:45 pm »
Just take it up a notch and put it in a car

blow jobs while driving is a pretty common practice.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5928 on: September 22, 2010, 10:15:42 pm »
i know that in BC, blow jobs while driving are a traffic offence known as "crowding the driver" which is punishible with a minimum fine of 100$ up to a maximum of 2000$, and if the court deems it necessary there can legally be up to 6 months of jail time for the driver...  Btw its amazing as long as you dont get caught. ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5929 on: September 23, 2010, 10:20:36 am »
It's time for erotic madlibs:


Last summer, my friend Ron Jeremy got a job at the bootylicious Pastry Shop. For the first few weeks, he pounded the floors, teabagged on the shelves, and unloaded sixty-nine-pound sacks of flour from the delivery trucks.

Finally, Megan Fox, the owner, told Ron Jeremy that she would teach him to make bread. “Now, pay attention, Ron Jeremy,” she said deliciously. “I'll make the first batch of dough. Then you can make the next batch while I go to the strip club.”

Poor Ron Jeremy! He had a habit of letting his third leg wander. When Megan Fox left for the strip club, he started to mix the ingredients. “Let me see,” he said. “I think she put in over nine thousand packages of yeast.”

A short while later, the dough started transforming into tentacles. It kept on transforming into tentacles. Ron Jeremy tried to cover it with a(n) raging stiffie, but the dough wouldn't stop transforming into tentacles. It was everywhere! “What can I do?” thought Ron Jeremy.

Just then, Megan Fox returned from the strip club. "Ron Jeremy!" she screamed. “What have you done?”

“It's not my fault,” cried Ron Jeremy. “The dough just started transforming into tentacles and wouldn't stop.”

Megan Fox had to let him go. Now Ron Jeremy has a job making orgasms. I don't think he'll ever eat bread again, let alone make it.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5930 on: September 23, 2010, 10:25:38 am »
Now Ron Jeremy has a job making orgasms.
It's funny 'cos it's true.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5931 on: September 23, 2010, 06:55:43 pm »
 ;D


i'm not wearing any pants panties or anything at all on my lower half. ;)

still got my shirt and shoes on... hmm would i get service at the store? lol
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5932 on: September 23, 2010, 07:00:42 pm »
I'd serve that ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5933 on: September 23, 2010, 08:51:06 pm »
we stopped at a TA on the way home once and I kept calling it the "T and A" and under that it had a sign saying "service here"


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tonight I'm not wearing pants or socks or shoes.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5934 on: September 26, 2010, 12:02:05 pm »
;D


i'm not wearing any pants panties or anything at all on my lower half. ;)

still got my shirt and shoes on... hmm would i get service at the store? lol

At least you'll get a discount...
I wish I could do the same...unfortunately most people woud projectle vomit....

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5935 on: September 26, 2010, 12:28:51 pm »
ohh, a new comer.   care to put your statement to the test? ;D theres plenty of material to replicate.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5936 on: September 26, 2010, 12:51:32 pm »
ohh, a new comer.   care to put your statement to the test? ;D theres plenty of material to replicate.

If you want to die from dehydration due to excessive vomiting then alright....

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5937 on: September 26, 2010, 12:53:51 pm »
many have made that claim before, none have lived up to it.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5938 on: September 26, 2010, 12:57:06 pm »
many have made that claim before, none have lived up to it.
What kind of 'material' are we talking about here....? ¬¬

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5939 on: September 26, 2010, 01:05:18 pm »
Well, look through this thread, there's anything from hats to music instruments to video game stations/controlers hiding private parts. About the only thing no forumite has done so far is full frontal, but I think that might be partially due to the inavailiability of image hosting sites for those kinds of images.