The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)

[charles]

like talking about politics? i only seem to find my mouth getting me in trouble of late

We can talk politics.

"His mouth pressed against the borders of hers as their tongues negotiated around each other.  Her hands emigraded down his back, pulling him towards her until his manhood waged war against the gates of her desire"

*PMSL*

[akashayi]

Charles, you get +3 sexy happy points.

Now I really do owe you a drink ;P

[Churba]

like talking about politics? i only seem to find my mouth getting me in trouble of late

We can talk politics.

"His mouth pressed against the borders of hers as their tongues negotiated around each other.  Her hands emigraded down his back, pulling him towards her until his manhood waged war against the gates of her desire"

*PMSL*

Yo, I got a call for you. I think they're mixing up which hairy australian dude they're looking for, but anyway, It's mills and boon, they want to give you a five book deal.

[Razzly]

Rofl at Charles. xD
Hey, did you know you look a lot like Sawyer from lost? (Yes, that's a compliment. Hotter men are rarely found.. Mmm.)

And churba, don't make me post MY junk.

[Churba]

(Yes, that's a compliment. Hotter men are rarely found.. Mmm.)

mmm, goddamn right.

[Oddball]

Mistress Akashayi You can hurt me if You want but a pistol whipping/bullet in the head was not in the contract.

[RoninAngel]

Damn it guys, keep the sex thread sexy.

Or it's mistress will hurt you.



(The bash scripts were plenty sexy though, they can stay.)

What is it about boots that go up past the knees?

[charles]

OH CRUD!!!

ARASHI IS WATCHING ME TOO!!!

THEY'RE ALL WATCHING ME

<.<

>.>

[Oddball]

Charles WE are all watching you!!

[charles]

Yeah, but these are people from other forums I go to.  I've now discovered that some of them might be lurking here

<.<

>.>

[Oddball]

What's the old phrase? "Even paranoids have enemies"?

[Zearth]

well maybe you are protected by the love we all feel for you?

[charles]

 

I can hear Barry White singing it now.

Also...

[charles]

Someone thought this sounded sexy... I don't think it looks sexy unfortunately.



Am I even more strange if I call this sexy?

[Zearth]

regardless of age, computers are always sexy (the same can not be said for women)

but i see you can really fit a large amount of food into your mouth

[Oddball]

I think Charles has the knack of dislocating his lower jaw.

[Churba]

I think Charles has the knack of dislocating his lower jaw.

Nah, He and I, like all our fellow Queenslanders, just have big mouthes

[Zearth]

haha dislocating your jaw will always sound painful to me regardless of how painful it isnt

[charles]

I can actually open wider.  According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.

Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it...

[Oddball]

or apparently a coco-nut half.

[Zearth]

hmm an entire boob or if you practice her head? who knows what kind of kinky sex you will get yourself into in the future!

[Kanazaka]

Start with the nipple?

[Zearth]

nope you start with the head and cover the entire body to the breast

[CrystalDragonSpaceMarine]

I can actually open wider.  According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.

Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it...

That's just the result of a sex-obsessed worldview. There are dozens of uses for a big mouth.

[Zearth]

I can actually open wider.  According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.

Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it...

That's just the result of a sex-obsessed worldview. There are dozens of uses for a big mouth.

name 5 that a teenager wouldnt make into a sex joke anyways

[CrystalDragonSpaceMarine]

I can actually open wider.  According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.

Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it...

That's just the result of a sex-obsessed worldview. There are dozens of uses for a big mouth.

name 5 that a teenager wouldnt make into a sex joke anyways

A teenager will turn anything into a sex joke anyways, the point is moot.

[Zearth]

im glad you figured that out haha

because nobody has bothered to post what they are wearing in a while: im wearing a black button shirt (got a gig tonight thats "semi-formal" and my jeans that i cut down into shorts (often called shants i guess, but i prefer pahorts) and my new haircut since i consider it a new piece of clothing since i chopped most of it off

[Oddball]

Wearing my beige Spitfire T-shirt and black cargo trousers.  Also bought two desert camoflage Combat 95 shirts (with mini Union Flags on the left shoulder) at the airshow I went to for £1 each.

[Zearth]

wow thats a good price for a decent shirt! the cheapest i ever can get shirts for is like $3

[Andrea]

Oh love akayashi's boobs.

@Charles: yeah, big mouths can be useful with boobs!