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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4980 on: May 11, 2010, 10:10:19 am »
OK, so I've been on a Harley Quinn kick, lately, as I'm reading Batman: Hush (though I've always liked the character).  But you have to admit, that is one lucky Dalek ;).



Is there a dude in the Dalek outfit? If so, that would be hot even through the armor!


My face is naked.  :o

I shaved my beard and now I look 16.  :-\
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4981 on: May 11, 2010, 10:19:05 am »
Is there a dude in the Dalek outfit? If so, that would be hot even through the armor!


My face is naked.  :o

I shaved my beard and now I look 16.  :-\
Move to san fran, I heard some guy from there saying to his boyfriend that you never need a beard in san fran.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4982 on: May 11, 2010, 10:44:54 am »
Is there a dude in the Dalek outfit? If so, that would be hot even through the armor!


My face is naked.  :o

I shaved my beard and now I look 16.  :-\
Move to san fran, I heard some guy from there saying to his boyfriend that you never need a beard in san fran.

oh snap.

that was bad :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4983 on: May 11, 2010, 12:55:14 pm »
I wish I had a beard. Not that I wouldn't stick it in her from time to time...
My boyfriend often jokes about getting me a little wife from a foriegn country that I could ravish over and over and she could have me a ton of babies. But God knows that's never going to happen. :(
Or maybe a Meido. YEAH! Those mousy anime protagonists have all the luck.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4984 on: May 11, 2010, 06:29:19 pm »
It could happen. Find some pretty Asian peasant chick.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4985 on: May 11, 2010, 07:56:37 pm »
I was just kidding anyways. You know, being sexist just to get a reaction.  ::)

Thing is, I might talk tough, but I couldn't really have a relationship with someone who I couldn't have conversations with. Girls from poor countries are great at many different things, but stimulating conversations aren't rumored to be one of them.  :-\
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4986 on: May 12, 2010, 11:41:56 am »
Me love you long time?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4987 on: May 12, 2010, 01:20:54 pm »
Touche sir!  :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4988 on: May 13, 2010, 01:42:36 am »
You could try a greek girl... That country's looking pretty poor right now  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4989 on: May 17, 2010, 02:12:33 am »
Yeah same here.. Those boobs are boring sick! It's like if she swings them to hard they'll splatter like a waterballoon

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4990 on: May 17, 2010, 02:20:31 am »
Yeah same here.. Those boobs are boring sick! It's like if she swings them to hard they'll splatter like a waterballoon
That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4991 on: May 17, 2010, 02:24:49 am »
I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems.  ???

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4992 on: May 17, 2010, 02:31:30 am »
I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems.  ???
True, but the fact that one of her breasts seems to be floating on top and taut like the skin of a water balloon, and the fact that the other one is spreading like a nasty spill below it seems to be more of a concern.

Maybe that's why she has the G36, She's getting ready to shoot herself because her breasts are made of physics-defying pudding, and also cause her terrible health problems.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4993 on: May 17, 2010, 02:50:20 am »
ROFL
Maybe they think breast are filled with milk, huge milkballoons!!

Are they use this as reverence






I prefer this

edit: Broken link
« Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 05:19:28 am by Selan »

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4994 on: May 17, 2010, 02:57:35 am »
ROFL
Maybe they think breast are filled with milk, huge milkballoons!!
*Sings*ninety-nine drawn Milkballoons!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4995 on: May 17, 2010, 04:52:19 am »
]That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.


Hmmm this looks vaguely familiar *digs around online for a few minutes*






I have to wonder who thought shoving volleyball sized implants in somebody would be sexy. I mean implants are fine, as long as they still look natural, or even if they don't look completely natural *to a degree*. But that's just plain... *shudder*

I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems.  ???

It's anime physics, don't you know overly large breasts weigh just as much as their small counterparts, those women have bodybuilderesque back muscles and... well I could keep going but I have to leave for work >.>;
« Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 05:04:59 am by Pozf »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4996 on: May 17, 2010, 05:20:54 am »
I forgot about that....
Wish it was like that in real life (not that i have a big breast problem)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4997 on: May 17, 2010, 05:59:34 am »
]That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.


Hmmm this looks vaguely familiar *digs around online for a few minutes*
Well, if I'd have had that before, it would have saved me two lines of typing, but no, independent observation. I'm not taking the wright brothers method here.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4998 on: May 17, 2010, 10:30:24 am »
As far as my preferences go, boobs are best when they roughly fit one's palm, but other areas take precedence anyway :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4999 on: May 17, 2010, 11:55:57 am »
That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.

Objection. I have (next to) no "hands on" experience with boobs and I can still draw them properly. There is no excuse!
I blame fetishistic exaggeration. Or possibly because they seek to cater to certain audiences that like pudding-boobs.
But any dedicated artist should be able to research the matter.

I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems.  ???

Take another look at the picture. I think some posture problems are evident.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5000 on: May 17, 2010, 12:16:39 pm »
That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.

Objection. I have (next to) no "hands on" experience with boobs and I can still draw them properly. There is no excuse!
I blame fetishistic exaggeration. Or possibly because they seek to cater to certain audiences that like pudding-boobs.
But any dedicated artist should be able to research the matter.
I've got plenty, and I still can't draw boobs. Though, I can't really draw fuckin' much of anything, so that's a bit of a moot point.

Still, You underestimate the sheer disregard and inexperience of the people who typically end up drawing shitloads of hentai manga. For everyone good one, you have umpty hojillion people who are obsessed with what they're doing to the point that even the rainman would say "That dude's fucked up. Should flown Quantas. Quantas never crashed."

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5001 on: May 17, 2010, 04:41:01 pm »
*meh* Pretty much all anime is fantasy anyway.

Seriously, no-one has eyes like anime people either *lol*

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5002 on: May 17, 2010, 09:22:01 pm »
tits are about the only thing I -can- draw well ^^;

I just can't appreciate overly huge breasts. I like soft boobs with a nice shape that can fit in your hands nicely. I think that massive-breastism has gotten to the point of weird-hentai-fetish exaggeration ...but it's so wide spread, you can't entirely call it a weird fetish. And finding well drawn boobs in hentai is just way too rare T-T ./cry (actually, really nice boobs in porn is rare, too.... such is life)



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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5003 on: May 17, 2010, 10:57:42 pm »
I don't mind the ones that tend to have one overly developed girl to play on the comedy of jealous/envious girls and guys who just can't keep their eyes off them.

Menage3 and Eerie curies have a couple of good examples of that.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5004 on: May 18, 2010, 12:38:15 am »
while I can concede on that point as far as humor goes, (like zii's face in didi's tits in menagea3), it's still just not attractive to me. For instance, I think Yuki is way more attractive than Didi, breastwise.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5005 on: May 18, 2010, 12:57:28 am »
while I can concede on that point as far as humor goes, (like zii's face in didi's tits in menagea3), it's still just not attractive to me. For instance, I think Yuki is way more attractive than Didi, breastwise.
True - I've been women with larger breasts, and it just appeals to me less both in concept and experience.

Though, I find Zii's personality more appealing, the looks are less of a factor.

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« Reply #5006 on: May 18, 2010, 01:09:33 am »
while I can concede on that point as far as humor goes, (like zii's face in didi's tits in menagea3), it's still just not attractive to me. For instance, I think Yuki is way more attractive than Didi, breastwise.
True - I've been women with larger breasts, and it just appeals to me less both in concept and experience.

Though, I find Zii's personality more appealing, the looks are less of a factor.

yeah, Zii has a much more appealing everything, really.

the problem is, I empathize too much with her at times to think of attraction >.>;;;

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5007 on: May 18, 2010, 04:21:53 am »
True - I've been women with larger breasts

wait... what?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5008 on: May 18, 2010, 08:20:40 am »
True - I've been women with larger breasts

wait... what?
I've lived a varied life, Dahlink. You'd be amazed what you can achive with makeup and a good stage makeup artist.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #5009 on: May 18, 2010, 11:48:45 am »
I've got plenty, and I still can't draw boobs. Though, I can't really draw fuckin' much of anything, so that's a bit of a moot point.

Still, You underestimate the sheer disregard and inexperience of the people who typically end up drawing shitloads of hentai manga. For everyone good one, you have umpty hojillion people who are obsessed with what they're doing to the point that even the rainman would say "That dude's fucked up. Should flown Quantas. Quantas never crashed."

Well, yeah. But I see a lot of pictures that are pretty good art, it's just that sometimes the anatomy is off and it leads me to suspect they could do better if they put a little research effort in.

I've seen plenty of drawings that look like they were drawn by twelve-year-olds that think that just because something vaguely resembling a pair of breasts is in a picture automatically makes it hot.

tits are about the only thing I -can- draw well ^^;

I just can't appreciate overly huge breasts. I like soft boobs with a nice shape that can fit in your hands nicely. I think that massive-breastism has gotten to the point of weird-hentai-fetish exaggeration ...but it's so wide spread, you can't entirely call it a weird fetish. And finding well drawn boobs in hentai is just way too rare T-T ./cry (actually, really nice boobs in porn is rare, too.... such is life


I dislike the exaggeration fetishism in hentai art too. I've seen lots of otherwise great pieces that were ruined by blowing certain bits way out of proportion. It's like...there are other ways to emphasis certain parts of anatomy without jacking up the size meter.

Sometimes I think it's to the point that it's just a mess of people...being disagreeable. You've got people who are all "big titties, yeah" that are really stupid and are always looked down on. Then you have people who say they don't care just to seem special. Then you have girls that say big tits are bad because they're jealous. Then you have all the girls who are insecure about breast size when they don't need to be. Then you have guys that really do prefer smaller breasts, maybe even really small A-cup size, but they seem like they're full of it because everyone likes big tits, right?, and you'll have that one guy who always comes in with the quip of how more than a handful is a waste, and the guy who will come in be like "A true lover of breasts likes all breasts, big or small!", and the guy that really does prefer big boobs, and hey, no fault their, because he's not a dog about it or anything, but he agrees with everyone else because he feels guilty about his preferences then you have big-chested women who feel bad because the counterfetishists say they're "too big" like that in itself is a bad thing, and then it's all gone complicated. It's like the whole skinny vs. "curvy" debate, it's so polluted with political and sociological hang-ups that it's just not possible for a person to think a given woman is attractive for whatever reason he has anymore.

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