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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #150 on: April 09, 2009, 12:59:44 am »
Los Angeles is still a big place. You'd probably get lost.

It be a lot easier if I could just take you out to eat some place instead ;P

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« Reply #151 on: April 09, 2009, 01:03:52 am »
I see the words, "naked chick sushi bar" heading in the general direction of this conversation...

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« Reply #152 on: April 09, 2009, 01:05:33 am »
Ooo sounds like an invite to me  ;D

I see the words, "naked chick sushi bar" heading in the general direction of this conversation...

Well there is a ninja restaurant in the city but I don't believe they serve sushi on hot naked chicks
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« Reply #153 on: April 09, 2009, 01:06:31 am »
What do they serve their ninjas with?

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« Reply #154 on: April 09, 2009, 01:12:23 am »
What do they serve their ninjas with?

Hah!

But seriously, I still need to go there. Really, really badly.

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« Reply #155 on: April 09, 2009, 01:14:52 am »
The ninja restaurant?

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« Reply #156 on: April 09, 2009, 01:15:57 am »
Ninja New York? Hell yes.

And Pozf, you are indeed welcome in LA anytime.

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« Reply #157 on: April 09, 2009, 01:17:39 am »
We should have a mass Flipside forum gathering there... or something.

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« Reply #158 on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:26 am »
We'll have to secure the pool and the jello, though.

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« Reply #159 on: April 09, 2009, 01:24:14 am »
The pool needs to be shallow otherwise we might end up in a situation such as this (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail187.html)
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« Reply #160 on: April 09, 2009, 01:35:25 am »
Hahaha. Oh, Strong Bad Emails, don't ever change.

Some thing way cooler, and less pretend.... I've been seriously wanting to try this on a smaller scale though.... say... a bathtub full of jello.

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« Reply #161 on: April 09, 2009, 01:39:23 am »
Well, it is completely plausible to take one of those 4 or 4 1/2 foot pools and jellofy. it would be expensive and Impractical but completely doable.
Even more so one of those 2 foot inflatable "pools" (Plausible, its less impractical, and much less expensive)


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« Reply #162 on: April 09, 2009, 06:15:39 am »
That seems a good policy.

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he really is quite good at being our daddy.  he nails it every time.

He must have a lot of practice nailing stuff.

that film clip was awesome Akasha *drool*...I like the guy in the front seat who's all "Oh shit!  There they go humping again!"  couldn't follow the other links...I really need to make time for an evening forum session again at home.

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« Reply #163 on: April 09, 2009, 09:42:20 am »
We should have a mass Flipside forum gathering there... or something.

Can I come!  :-[

Please?!?  :-[

Seriously, If you guys set it up, I would go! I'm sure there is a big Magic tournement there sometime soon and I could visit with you all.
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« Reply #164 on: April 09, 2009, 09:47:51 am »
Hmm any one want to go halfs wi my air fare?
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« Reply #165 on: April 09, 2009, 10:06:52 am »
Just take the Grayhoud  :D.


...Ohhh shit!  :'( I guess you can't. 

Sorry.  :(
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« Reply #166 on: April 09, 2009, 10:08:57 am »
hmm unless the grey hound can either fly or float.
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« Reply #167 on: April 09, 2009, 10:14:48 am »
I guess it then would be "The Gray Fish" or something.  :P

Or Maybe the "Gray Seagull".  :-\
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« Reply #168 on: April 09, 2009, 10:17:18 am »
or i could strip off, cover myself in goose fat and swim the Atlantic....I mean how big is it? every one calls it the "pond" after all.  8)
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« Reply #169 on: April 09, 2009, 10:19:18 am »
Tell that to the dead people at the end of Titanic.  :(

Don't freeze to death.  :(

Frozen Corpses are defenently not sexy.  :-\
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« Reply #170 on: April 09, 2009, 10:27:06 am »
Akasha-forgive my ignorance, but are you a martial arts instructor?  What type/style?  I took a little bit of Karate and then Baguazhang, and I'm very much looking forward to getting back into it.  It's such wonderful exercise and so fun.

Titanic-holy crap.  That still fascinates me.  Just imagine drowning slowly in that cold-ass water with all those rich people thrashing about and screaming.  And then think about that if you spray some poison on a beehive or nest of ants.  For some reason, I can't separate the two.

Oddball, you look great covered in goose fat!

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« Reply #171 on: April 09, 2009, 10:29:19 am »
lol what better than putting on my kilt tracking you down?
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« Reply #172 on: April 09, 2009, 10:32:40 am »
Akasha-forgive my ignorance, but are you a martial arts instructor?  What type/style?  I took a little bit of Karate and then Baguazhang, and I'm very much looking forward to getting back into it.  It's such wonderful exercise and so fun.

I thougt she was just a pretend ninja!  :o
I knew a guy in the Army who was a blackbelt in Ninjitsu. He could be a scary motherfucker sometimes.  :o

Titanic-holy crap.  That still fascinates me.  Just imagine drowning slowly in that cold-ass water with all those rich people thrashing about and screaming.  And then think about that if you spray some poison on a beehive or nest of ants.  For some reason, I can't separate the two.

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« Reply #173 on: April 09, 2009, 12:45:30 pm »
lol what better than putting on my kilt tracking you down?
well now I'm not so sure... ??? you do look pretty phenomenal in a kilt.

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« Reply #174 on: April 09, 2009, 01:16:46 pm »
I taught Shaolin Kempo, but I've currently stopped teaching. Maybe if I can smash the economy into shape and simultaneously make Los Angeles an inexpensive play to live!

But I assure you, I can and will kick your asses. (also in bed) XD

Oh, I just finished watching Ga Rei last night, too. The show that clip is from. It's such a good pocky advertisement. Never in my life have I wanted pocky more.



(edit: sorry about the large image size...but come on! it's so awesome.) :P
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« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2009, 01:33:05 pm »
never in my life have I wanted to get my ass kicked in bed more XD

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« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2009, 01:44:39 pm »
... I'm wearing absolutely nothing! Naked smiles ish me! mostly cuz I'm about to hop in the shower.  :P

and yeah I'm not following those links ;)
I was just reading back...you know Smiles, it might have been far more interesting if you looked at pictures of a bunch of guys in speedos before hopping in the shower naked.  And then told us about it afterwards! XD

ummm...skip the "orangutan comparison" one though pls!

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« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2009, 08:06:54 pm »
lol ;D :-X

i guess now we'll never know. :P

it's extrmely hard to get naked pics of me. not even my boyfriend has any. ;D
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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« Reply #178 on: April 09, 2009, 08:19:07 pm »
That you Know of.  ;D
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« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2009, 08:25:52 pm »
no that he has period. ::)

my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.
Just loving it! :-*
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