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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4080 on: December 22, 2009, 02:10:49 pm »
I think he's currently relying on her skill, not his own. ;P

also, the pron is awesome, CDSM, though I haven't seen any lesbians yet. >.>
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 02:31:57 pm by akashayi »

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4081 on: December 22, 2009, 02:21:33 pm »
Lol, great point CDSM :P

But yeah, I have to agree with akasha, your drawings are awsome :) I like how they successfully convey a sense of passion and subtle happyness at the same time :)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4082 on: December 22, 2009, 03:36:44 pm »
*lol* people are way too accustomed to dicks in porn to realise that the one drawn there is pretty much the average reality.

Heck, its certainly doing the job for that girl. Here's to a real life penis *raises glass*

I like how she's cradling his head and all.  Very nice work CDSM.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4083 on: December 22, 2009, 03:58:12 pm »
I think he's currently relying on her skill, not his own. ;P

also, the pron is awesome, CDSM, though I haven't seen any lesbians yet. >.>

Thanks. And I'm working on it. I'm just...figuring out a position.

Lol, great point CDSM :P

But yeah, I have to agree with akasha, your drawings are awsome :) I like how they successfully convey a sense of passion and subtle happyness at the same time :)

What can I say, I like my people---especially the girls---to be happy during sex.

Though...that's going to change in the next drawing, probably.  ;)

*lol* people are way too accustomed to dicks in porn to realise that the one drawn there is pretty much the average reality.

Heck, its certainly doing the job for that girl. Here's to a real life penis *raises glass*

I like how she's cradling his head and all.  Very nice work CDSM.

Thanks!

I mean, there's that whole "real woman" campaign for chubby women, we need a "real men" campaign for guys in the 4-6 inch range.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4084 on: December 22, 2009, 04:39:16 pm »
We interrupt this thread to you bring you Moments of DAMN! with CDSM.

DAMN!
How awesome is it to have an entire freaking poem written down your body?


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4085 on: December 22, 2009, 05:05:57 pm »
I think it's a song. Yeah, "Waiting for the Great Destruction":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SkHd3e7v9g

waiting for the lights to change
the raindrops skip the wiper blades
buildings fall from the sky in panes
and it caries me down

if you gave me a chance to be sincere
do you think they'd let me outta here
gonna walk out in the traffic
if I promise not to make a sound
and the look upon your face
would be chiseled there forever
as the glass came through the windshield
and the car lifted from the ground

maybe at my funeral
they'll say I found the answer
they'll say I had it coming
they'll say I was just sitting around

waiting for the great destruction I am
waiting for Holden Caulfield to call
waiting for the great destruction I am
waiting for the sky
the sky
to open up
make me feel small
like a bird in bad weather
these engines won't stall
time enough
to watch the free world fall
under the black and blue handle of
it will only take a saw

waiting for the lights to change

the lies they learn to rearrange
the truth they hold to exchange
and it carries me down
second hand to the greater fear
these words of promise disappear
so I wrote them down to make it appear
but nothing is what I found

but if it was really all that easy
don't you think I’d have given up by now
and if the questions had an answer
they wouldn’t be believable out loud
and you know that I would tell you
even if it sounded like a lie
funny thing about the truth is that
no-one warned us to wonder why

and I will leave the car door open
as a symbol of my freedom
like the riddles of a dead man
who didn't always need them
and in the end they'll say I’m crazy
’cause I never give a reason
he always talked about tomorrow as if
he were always leaving

and I am

waiting for the great destruction
waiting for Holden Caulfield to call
waiting for the great destruction
I am waiting for the sky
the sky to fall
waiting for the sky
waiting for the sky
waiting for the sky
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4086 on: December 22, 2009, 05:45:18 pm »
Ah, thanks for that!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4087 on: December 22, 2009, 07:04:06 pm »
Now you can thank me for this.



...well, I found it hawt *shrug*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4088 on: December 22, 2009, 08:33:09 pm »
i'm sockless and that's my most naked part of me right now.

...and why do i suddenly crave sushi?
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4089 on: December 22, 2009, 08:39:29 pm »
Why do I suddenly crave a pair of naked redheads?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4090 on: December 22, 2009, 08:45:35 pm »
Because Sushi and Strawberry go well together  ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4091 on: December 22, 2009, 08:48:12 pm »
Yes. Naked red heads, sushi and strawberry ice cream. A complete meal.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4092 on: December 22, 2009, 08:55:17 pm »
I must confess, the photographer has done some absolutely beautiful nude shots.

Here's the gallary: http://photo.net/photodb/folder?folder_id=823234

And here are some more samples:



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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4093 on: December 22, 2009, 08:57:49 pm »
There's two specific redheads I'd like...
Well, not naturally, but both my old crush and my new one have a penchant for dying their hair red.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4094 on: December 22, 2009, 11:26:49 pm »
This was posted in one of the game threads but I feel I have to share it here considering the effort I put in

set STIMULATION=0

#Initial foreplay
while ($STIMULATION < 1)
do
    #choose action
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 3'
    case RANDOM_NO in
    0) set $ACTION="LICK"
    1) set $ACTION="CARESS"
    2) set $ACTION="NIBBLE"
    3) set $ACTION="SUCK"
    *) set $ACTION="KISS"esac

    #choose body part
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 4'
    case RANDOM_NO in
    0) $BODY_PART="LIPS"
    1) $BODY_PART="EAR"
    2) $BODY_PART="NECK"
    3) $BODY_PART="BOSSOM"
    *) $BODY_PART="LIPS"esac

    exec ${ACTION.BODY_PART} \;

    #Check if stimulation increased
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
    if ($RANDOM_NO=6)
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    fi
done

#End of foreplay
#Begin intercourse
for (($STIMULATION; $STIMULATION<10; $STIMULATION+=1))
do
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
    case $RANDOM_NO in
    0) exec ORALSEX.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    1) exec MISSIONARY.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    2) exec WOMAN_ON_TOP.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    3) exec FROMBEHIND.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    *) exec NON_STANDARD_STYLE.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
done

exec ORGASM.sh{} \;
echo "EXCELSIOR!!!!"
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4095 on: December 23, 2009, 03:54:46 am »
I can't even tell you how hot that is. I better get started on a little ruby script of my own. Excelsior!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4096 on: December 24, 2009, 01:14:18 am »
sorry folks feeling more tired than sexy just now  :( wearing tartan PJ bottoms and my Kelly's Heroes T-shirt.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4097 on: December 24, 2009, 08:23:32 pm »
Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement.

I have decided to announce my feelings to the girl of my dreams.

And I will be doing it with this:



Many thanks to Keaoden  Silverstride for bringing this method to my attention.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4098 on: December 24, 2009, 08:27:33 pm »
EPIC!  GO CDSM!

I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4099 on: December 24, 2009, 08:47:53 pm »
EPIC!  GO CDSM!

I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.

Does the apron read "Kiss the Cook"?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4100 on: December 24, 2009, 10:19:06 pm »
Nah, it just has pictures of Chillies on it, and the words "Red Hot Chillies" down the bottom.  nothing special.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4101 on: December 25, 2009, 09:01:40 am »
Concerning today's page...yep, looks like I'm up for some holiday masturbation.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4102 on: December 25, 2009, 01:36:39 pm »
Concerning today's page...yep, looks like I'm up for some holiday masturbation.

If I wasn't so busy packing, same :P
I want my holiday kiss >.>

but here's my gift to you guys








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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4103 on: December 25, 2009, 04:06:04 pm »
Here's a virtual Kiss for everyone!



And some extra material to Complement Akashayi's in assisting your Holiday Masturbation.







And remember!  He knows if you've been bad or good...

So be good for goodness sake!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4104 on: December 25, 2009, 08:52:01 pm »
Your first post, last picture.

that's one Santa that could put me on the naughty list any day.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4105 on: December 26, 2009, 02:05:35 am »
Your first post, last picture.

that's one Santa that could put me on the naughty list any day.

We've all been naughty boys... we need to be spanked

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4106 on: December 26, 2009, 03:25:43 am »
Does anyone else here read the stories on Literotica?

Its a site for amature writers (i.e. anyone and everyone on the internet) to write and post erotic stories, poems and literature for others to view.

Anyway, I like to browse through the stories now and again and I just noticed something.  I check out the top stories (most read) and the first 7 all involve incest o.O

Now some say it's forbidden, others would do it themselves and many would say it's not for them but couldn't give a toss about others doing it... But what I'm wondering, is why are 7 stories about incest the 7 most read stories of all time in the Literotica database?  Is it really the biggest fetish out there?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4107 on: December 26, 2009, 04:06:08 am »
hehehe....

I have friends that have posted stories on literotica. ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4108 on: December 26, 2009, 09:15:15 am »
Sigh...I really want to see her. I need face-to-face interaction to read if she might still be hinting some kind of thing for me.

I met with a friend, she said it seemed like she was hitting on me too.

But I haven't been able to keep up with her this month. I wished her Merry Christmas on Facebook, but she didn't reply.

Grr...hate relying on the internet to stay connected. When's this break going to be OVER.

Things aren't going as planned. I really wanted to be accomplishing things this break, but have wasted these past two weeks. I'm just obsessing too much over this girl I like and the friend that I'm still trying to repair the friendship with...but neither of them seem to be "returning my calls" so to speak.

I hate being ignored.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #4109 on: December 26, 2009, 09:19:49 am »
Does anyone else here read the stories on Literotica?
I used to, when I was younger, because it's easier to explain away a wall of text rather than images if someone walks in on you, as long as you're crafty enough to be able to quickly obfuscate what you were doing.