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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1680 on: July 07, 2009, 11:06:46 pm »
why do you have a teacher fetish, Deatzh?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1681 on: July 08, 2009, 02:32:06 am »
Oh my goodness, the two-eye-colour-girl is ADORABLE! I wish I looked like her! She's so cute I could squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze her to death! <3

Just a note though, the green one is definietly fake. It also is either impossible or very, very rare to have one green and one blue eye, because green eyes are caused by the same dominant gene as brown, and the blue-eye gene is a recessive one. This means that if a person has both the blue-eye and brown-eye gene, the brown-eye gene takes over the blue one and you get brown eyes. To be blue-eyed you have to have two blue-eye genes.

Yaaaaay for genetic studies in high school.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1682 on: July 08, 2009, 02:57:02 am »
ok going back to my dark and distant past called High School had a crush on my geography teacher. she always wore these loose fitting blouse's and each time she bent over to help anyone we tried to take a peak down her top............ah those where the only good days  ::)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1683 on: July 08, 2009, 07:02:09 am »
my first crush ever was my first grade teacher.
she didn't think that it was appropriate.
apperently I never learned the lession about about inapropraite crushes.  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1684 on: July 08, 2009, 10:25:01 am »
I have a teacher fetish, too. I've only had a few teachers that I found attractive, and that was in college. But I have a healthy interest in teacher porn >.>

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1685 on: July 08, 2009, 10:55:30 am »
I just like when they're all like "You've been bad, you need to stay after class."
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1686 on: July 08, 2009, 02:33:48 pm »
Hahah, that reminds me... My math teacher had a tattoo of small, pink and blue elephants going around his upper arm, holding eachother's tails. <3
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1687 on: July 08, 2009, 02:36:13 pm »
Maybe I should get one like that. You know. super cute a girly. Becuase I am so girly on the inside.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1688 on: July 08, 2009, 07:54:40 pm »
Now this is a TRUE! tramp stamp



Anyone else remember the good old duck hunt?

Looks cute doesn't it?  Until you realise that it's inviting you to "shoot there"  :o ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1689 on: July 08, 2009, 07:57:00 pm »
Indeed the ultimate in nerd/geek tramp stamp.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1690 on: July 08, 2009, 08:03:08 pm »
I SOOOOOOOOOOO wanted to blow that dog away.

I swear if the game EVER gets redesigned and they're asking for suggestions, my first one is going to be a special move for allowing me to blast that laughing dog's head off.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1691 on: July 08, 2009, 08:56:05 pm »
Now this is a TRUE! tramp stamp



Anyone else remember the good old duck hunt?

Looks cute doesn't it?  Until you realise that it's inviting you to "shoot there"  :o ;D

I wouldn't mind jizzing on that stupid dog. That'd show him.  >:(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1692 on: July 08, 2009, 10:52:25 pm »
That dog haunted my childhood. I prefer the clay shooting from duck hunt, anyway >.>

So not sexy on a girl's back, though.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1693 on: July 09, 2009, 03:09:00 am »
The dog must die!!!! always aimed at that bluddy dog and ended up killing ducks instead.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1694 on: July 09, 2009, 07:05:00 am »
I always thought the dog was hilarious... then again I was 3.

Now tell me, how many of you felt old when you read that ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1695 on: July 09, 2009, 07:11:38 am »
*sticks hand up*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1696 on: July 09, 2009, 07:17:10 am »
Good who else?

Commmmooon lemme laugh at your age, and pain. Mostly about the pain.

I know Akasha will... everything I say seems to make her feel old >.>;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1697 on: July 09, 2009, 07:34:04 am »
I didn't feel old.

I didn't get a nintento till I was 8 or so. But that's not such a big difference.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1698 on: July 09, 2009, 07:49:10 am »
My father works in the computer industry so I've been accustomed to computers and game consoles all my life (heck he can remember scolding me for colouring in on his programming punched cards).
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1699 on: July 09, 2009, 07:54:22 am »
You are a bad boy!

Only colour in your colouring books!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1700 on: July 09, 2009, 08:02:21 am »
Pozf I curse you and your youthfullness.DAM YOU!!!!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1701 on: July 09, 2009, 08:02:57 am »
hey hey hey. there Are people on the forum younger than I.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1702 on: July 09, 2009, 09:23:09 am »
Great now I feel really ancient.....But happy belated birthaday any hoo Deatzh
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1703 on: July 09, 2009, 09:25:29 am »
I believe Chag is the other person who's younger.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1704 on: July 09, 2009, 09:30:36 am »
Could be that NightWraith is the oldest..

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1705 on: July 09, 2009, 09:31:58 am »
I figured Odd was.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1706 on: July 09, 2009, 10:14:55 am »
ok enough of that now  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1707 on: July 09, 2009, 10:15:39 am »
I'm not trying to make you feel old *this time* >.>
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1708 on: July 09, 2009, 10:21:53 am »
Back on topic.

What's the biggest age difference you're ok with when considering lovers? :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1709 on: July 09, 2009, 10:24:20 am »
I'd say -7/8 to +5  :-[