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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1320 on: June 25, 2009, 12:58:47 am »
Have not had sex up a tree but had sex in a bush  8)

... was it a... SHRUBBErY!?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1321 on: June 25, 2009, 01:01:43 am »
I know what you mean with the slipping.  Happened to me once and I smashed the glass. Fortunately it was that stuff with wire meshing in it so I just got a few scratches in my back and didn't go right through but its a slightly scary memory caught in the back of my mind every time I get lucky in the shower again.

But yes, you point out the other problem with sex in water.  Lubrication doesn't go so well, thus you can only go at it for a fairly short time before things get... rough and unpleasant.

Don't worry about getting old.  Your out of it because you've tried most of it.  If you hadn't tried most of it, you'd probably still be open to the idea but now you've "been there, done that" there's just little point in going back for another go when you've already got the experience in your belt and the bed is so much better.

But I am SOOOOOO renovating my bathroom to have a spa-bath when I get my own place.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2009, 01:03:18 am by charles »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1322 on: June 25, 2009, 01:16:53 am »
Man, guess I'm just getting old and want to stick to nice beds.

I somehow think that's just good sense.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1323 on: June 25, 2009, 03:36:00 am »
But I am SOOOOOO renovating my bathroom to have a spa-bath when I get my own place.

recently got our own place - best change we made WAS renovating our bathroom - took out the old boring tub/shower combo put in larger shower with clear glass doors and adjustable lighting above.

What is great about the shower is the water - wife looks amazing wet. Not the most practical (fortunately never slipped - what works best for us is her bent over hands on wall), but holding a soapy wet body close to you in the shower is definitely one of the best things in life  :)

That being said, I agree with those who said it better - novelty is just that - fun but short lived - the best times have ALWAYS been in bed.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1324 on: June 25, 2009, 09:47:33 am »
How about sex...ON A BICYCLE?


For those of us that don't have cars.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1325 on: June 25, 2009, 09:56:06 am »
Hmmm intresting idea there
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1326 on: June 25, 2009, 12:20:25 pm »
How about sex...ON A BICYCLE?


For those of us that don't have cars.
On my motorcycle while it was parked a few times, but never while moving.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1327 on: June 25, 2009, 01:18:47 pm »
So what is everyone's ideal sex location then?
Mine would be on a blanket spread over the engine covers (thus the rear chassi top armor, not the engines themselves) on an idling tank XD and yea that'd be a bit too hard a surface for some positions, even with the thick wool blanket.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1328 on: June 25, 2009, 02:42:06 pm »
In the bed!
I don't like all the hassle that comes with finding spots and whatever...
It takes my mind off...
And i need to stay focused.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2009, 02:43:49 pm by Selan »

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1329 on: June 25, 2009, 02:45:54 pm »
So what is everyone's ideal sex location then?
Mine would be on a blanket spread over the engine covers (thus the rear chassi top armor, not the engines themselves) on an idling tank XD and yea that'd be a bit too hard a surface for some positions, even with the thick wool blanket.
Well, it depends on the person, really - For example, I've dated girls close to my height, and unless you're in one of those showers that's also a bath, impossible to have sex in comfortably. Shorter girl, no worries. Some girls, you restrict it to the bedroom, others it's perfectly fine to be out and about.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1330 on: June 25, 2009, 02:46:48 pm »
A pirate ship.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1331 on: June 25, 2009, 08:05:26 pm »
I'm wearing my blood sweat and tears 40th anniversary T_shirt, white undies and no pants.
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1332 on: June 25, 2009, 08:57:49 pm »
Lol, I just found out one of the sexy anime pictures I posted here got removed from photobucket due to terms of use violation.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1333 on: June 26, 2009, 12:20:57 pm »
lolz that's specials.
course I'm naked right now cuz about to hit the shower.

^_^ ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1334 on: June 26, 2009, 04:02:49 pm »
here is a shocker..wearing brown trousers and a green t-shirt
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1335 on: June 26, 2009, 04:52:42 pm »
Because EMP_Dragon PMed me to ask how to use pillows as the best sex toy.

I'll now share the knowledge with you all *lol*

The obvious use is to cushion the head and/or prop it up while one or both partners are lying down in some sexual position.  A very common use of a pillow in sex is to place it under the woman's buttocks or hips before assuming the missionary position; this pivots the pelvis and increases depth of pentration.  The woman can also lie face down and have some pillows under her stomach and hips to elevate them for a relaxed doggy style, or she may simply put them under her chest to hold her upper boddy weight while her legs elevate the rear and thus, leave her arms free to reach behind and around or under.  Some couples also use a pillow for one partner to rub their genitals against while performing oral sex on the other, thus providing a measure of stimulation for either the woman or man.  They're also great to cuddle, bite and scream or shout into during intense and noisy intercourse allowing a participant to "let go" to a greater extent without feeling self concious at the noise levels.  Beyond that a partner can rub a soft pillow against their partners buttocks, back or other parts for further stimulation and play during intercourse, but light-hearted pillow fights are also great.

Sure there's other things we consider sex toys far more than a pillow, but pillows are simply taken for granted because they are always present on a bed and are not primarily designed for the purpose of enhancing sexual intercourse.  However I'm certain that making love on a bed with no pillows every time would quickly lead to the realisation of their importance to any couple.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1336 on: June 27, 2009, 06:46:45 am »
I don't know about you people, but I would never put my head on something that has been used to rub someone's genitals.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1337 on: June 27, 2009, 08:03:24 am »
I don't know about you people, but I would never put my head on something that has been used to rub someone's genitals.

 :-*

While reading this i was thinking the same!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1338 on: June 27, 2009, 02:22:11 pm »
Just have a pillow specifically for that?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1339 on: June 27, 2009, 04:45:52 pm »
Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*

Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above.  Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.

As always, it depends on the couple.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1340 on: June 27, 2009, 04:50:21 pm »
tie dye tshirt and chef pants
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1341 on: June 27, 2009, 04:53:11 pm »
Naked in bed. Heading to the shower with the Mrs.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1342 on: June 27, 2009, 04:54:35 pm »
 :-*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1343 on: June 27, 2009, 05:29:16 pm »
Both of us all clean now. Wearing a robe.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1344 on: June 27, 2009, 08:55:46 pm »
Both of us all clean now. Wearing a robe.

Is that between the two of your or...?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1345 on: June 27, 2009, 09:07:45 pm »
black leather vest, beige pants, blue sneakers, OD t-shirt, black socks and white boxers, sitting at work at 6:06AM after a gas leak alarm at 4AM observing the plant's processes.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1346 on: June 28, 2009, 05:34:43 am »
Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*

Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above.  Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.

The sheets stay clean ;)
But if i rub my pillow against genitals they are sure to get eeew on them + that's where my head ends up.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1347 on: June 28, 2009, 09:42:34 am »
Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*

Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above.  Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.

As always, it depends on the couple.

...Yes?

I think it's common sense to change the sheets after every sexual encounter. Think of all the sweat and questionable fluids... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1348 on: June 28, 2009, 10:12:53 am »
Not me.. i like my sheets dirty  :-X

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1349 on: June 28, 2009, 11:32:12 am »
Green T-shirt and black double linered tracksuit bottoms
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