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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1290 on: June 24, 2009, 02:00:30 am »
So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1291 on: June 24, 2009, 02:19:38 am »
I don't do the 'sex' thing, unfortunately.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1292 on: June 24, 2009, 04:03:17 am »
So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?

The floor, that turned out to be a bad idea...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1293 on: June 24, 2009, 08:42:22 am »
Worst car...a Series 3 Land Rover there is nothing in it just a metal floor and the bench seats dont move.
Best car.....Vauxhaul Cavalier, once you got the front seats reclined.

Best type of mattress: box standard one, would end up getting sea sick on a water bed.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1294 on: June 24, 2009, 10:13:25 am »
Sex in a car.... Hehehe
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Sex on the bathroomfloor
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Sex in front of your desk
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1295 on: June 24, 2009, 11:42:42 am »
Sex.... It can be good and it can be bad.. depends on your state of mind.
For the first time sex? I'd say for most it was bad...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1296 on: June 24, 2009, 12:21:26 pm »
Anyone ever have sex in a tree?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1297 on: June 24, 2009, 01:48:52 pm »
Not me...
Can't imagine how that would work.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1298 on: June 24, 2009, 02:53:56 pm »
Not me...
Can't imagine how that would work.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1299 on: June 24, 2009, 03:00:03 pm »
Just watch Animal Planet, they'll have something about monkeys eventually >.>
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1300 on: June 24, 2009, 04:26:47 pm »
you find a branch that can support both your weights, then straddle your partner. Woman on top or reverse cowgirl obviously. or you could just use the trunk as a brace and do it doggly stile if you're too lazy to climb it.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1301 on: June 24, 2009, 04:53:34 pm »
you find a branch that can support both your weights, then straddle your partner. Woman on top or reverse cowgirl obviously. or you could just use the trunk as a brace and do it doggly stile if you're too lazy to climb it.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1302 on: June 24, 2009, 05:38:01 pm »
So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
A relatively firm mattress.  Obviously you don't want something as hard as a carpet floor but you don't want something REALLY soft or it's just too hard to maneuver around.

In a water bed, the woman sinks way down when she's on her back, which makes missionary position really hard.  On all fours, your unstable and cowgirl can have a few of the same access problems as missionary.  Again, it's some great fun when you're really frisky and it's good for the novelty of using the motion of the bed to do some of the work, but I wouldn't get one as a permanent bed 'cos it would just get annoying every time.

Not sure on the memory foam but providing it's not too soft it would probably work as well as any mattress.  Only issue might be if its sunk in certain parts and you can't get a good, stable surface.

The other good thing about a bed is pillows.  Pillows are bed sex's best friend 'cos you can use it to prop up hips for either partner, or the woman can use it for the front of her body if she's on all fours so she's not supporting her weight on her hands.  They're great for other things that I won't go into detail about but I'd put them as the number 1 sex toy with any reasonable vibrator a close second.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1303 on: June 24, 2009, 06:12:45 pm »
I'd say memory foam, that way if you ended up in a position you really liked, you can remember what it was by looking at the imprint on the bed.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1304 on: June 24, 2009, 09:27:34 pm »
It was a popular vehicle in its time for surfers and musicians because it was a cross between a van and a car (and it was cheap).

But good thinking Pozf, a Hearse would be perfect for sex!  Plenty of room to lie down without bumping your head and if it has a coffin then those things are usually padded and comfy for an even better time  :'(. (note: it's not a hearse above, it is a different vehicle, shorter than a hearse.)

...O.o well i suppose if there were no dead body inside...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1305 on: June 24, 2009, 09:58:02 pm »
Hey the undead need lovin' too.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1306 on: June 24, 2009, 10:18:37 pm »
I definitely agree with charles...

Firm Mattress = easy to roll around on and change positions
Others = hard to move around on

Anybody had experience on a trampoline?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1307 on: June 24, 2009, 10:42:07 pm »
I have slept on a trampoline many times (just as a kid, for a sort of camp out thing).  You'd have to put a blanket on it or it'd be too rough on knees and the rest of the naked body.  They don't dip nearly as much as a water bed or anything, they're fairly easy to roll around in and lie on so yeah, I reckon that could work fairly well.  Might be a pain in some instances since you'd always be rolling towards the middle, etc.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1308 on: June 24, 2009, 10:49:32 pm »
actually that sounds kinda  :-\... kinky

sex on a trampoline I mean.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1309 on: June 25, 2009, 12:16:07 am »
Have not had sex up a tree but had sex in a bush  8)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1310 on: June 25, 2009, 12:32:14 am »
Bush, beach, desert.  Heck, Sex outside of civilisation is just not great when the dirt gets everywhere and you're itching all over.  Another novelty.

Granted, it's great to try all these places.  Hell I wouldn't tell anyone not to have fun and try for some spice and adventure in their sex lives. It's great to get out of the bedroom just for some variety, etc.  But the ultimate place for sex will always be a nice, normal bed in my opinion.

What about positions?  Whats the best one?

My personal favorite is cowgirl since it leaves me resting and my hands free to... explore.  The missionary would have to be the best for a simplistic thing but holding your bodyweight up can be a pain for the guy.  I'd say spooning or variations of it where both partners are lying down is probably one of the better since you're not supporting your bodyweight on any limbs, so you can keep it up for a couple of hours without getting aches.  Although it does have the problem that at least the man will be left lying a little awkwardly on one of his arms.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1311 on: June 25, 2009, 12:35:37 am »
ok sex on a beach sounds like a completely asinine idea... I mean there is sand EVERYWHERE, and it gets EVERYWHERE. It leads me to believe there will be MUCH discomfort, afterward, for those who do it.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1312 on: June 25, 2009, 12:36:45 am »
aye sand does tend to get into the most discomfortable of places
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1313 on: June 25, 2009, 12:39:31 am »
Well, you usually do it on a towel obviously.  Otherwise standing or on all fours.  The Ocean isn't too bad, sure you get bits of sand and stuff in places out there but you get that anyway just by swimming out there, plus the added bonus that the sea takes away all those messy bodily fluids for all the fishes to munch on or the other swimmers to paddle through.  :-X

HAHA, again it's a novelty and variety thing which is a bit of fun at the time but not something you'd do with any regularity.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1314 on: June 25, 2009, 12:40:23 am »
I've had sex outside before.... while hiking in the grass or bushes. When I was younger, don't do stuff like that anymore.

Also, under a stairwell in a library back in college. O.o

How about sex in a bath? (Totally posting from the bath right now)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1315 on: June 25, 2009, 12:41:39 am »
Yep had sex in a bath......did not go "down" to well
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1316 on: June 25, 2009, 12:42:26 am »
Standing/ on all fours makes more sense, but still towels have tons of sand on them>.> I've spent Tons on time at the beach where I never leave the towel/ blanket/chair and I still end up with sand Everywhere.


wouldn't that be kind of uh... messy. I mean the water must get all over the bathroom.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1317 on: June 25, 2009, 12:42:55 am »
I prefer a spa bath.  I find the normal baths to just be too narrow and awkward, but the spa is a bloody great one (or a bath with similar room to move, etc.

If you're going for the shower then those shower/bath hybrids are great because of the extra space.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1318 on: June 25, 2009, 12:44:43 am »
In a shower sounds like it would be good just because you wouldn't have to shower afterward because of all of the lack of sweating.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1319 on: June 25, 2009, 12:54:13 am »
spa baths are much nicer, most like the one I'm in now are cramped even for one person relaxing. I would kill for a nice deep japanese cedar bath. ./couth

Made for some interesting vacation nights at nice hotels though.

Still, it didn't really work as well. The water messes with lubrication/friction in icky ways. Showers are better with that, but have the fear of slipping.

Man, guess I'm just getting old and want to stick to nice beds.