Author Topic: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17) (Read 1414063 times)

Churba · « **Reply #1261 on:** June 23, 2009, 11:10:11 am »

Quote from: Razzly on June 23, 2009, 02:34:36 am

Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!

Fine for you to say, lady.

Anyway, I'm wearing the kilt again, and a decepticons T-shirt.

Razzly · « **Reply #1262 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:05:02 pm »

Quote from: Deatzh on June 23, 2009, 09:47:32 am

Men's jeans are more comfortable than women's jeans.

This seems to be how most pants go, however, since pants are built to be comfy for men and ZOMG ASS ENHANCING AND BY THAT WE MEAN SQUEEZING IT SO DAMN TIGHT YOU CAN'T BREATHE for women.

QFT
Even though I do own both men's and women's jeans, and they're both very oncomfortable... The female ones win the squeeze-and-annoy contest.

Churba: No one is stopping you from wearing a dress.

Churba · « **Reply #1263 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:15:26 pm »

You mean, again. And anyway, Where would I get a dress over here, I'm broke as a joke, and I can hardly wear something that's just pulled from a bargain bin and doesn't suit me.

charles · « **Reply #1264 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:19:11 pm »

@Churba: Just tell everyone you're wearing a jumper. I think Americans call dresses jumpers.

akashayi · « **Reply #1265 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:55:56 pm »

What the hell is a jumper?

charles · « **Reply #1266 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:01:50 pm »

Australian definition of Jumper:

American definition of Jumper:

akashayi · « **Reply #1267 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:03:29 pm »

Oh. News to me, but I don't know much about clothes after 'pants' and 'shirts'.

Smiles · « **Reply #1268 on:** June 23, 2009, 11:27:12 pm »

I'm wearing a orange Illini T-shirt with the chief on it and short blue jean shorts ^_^

akashayi · « **Reply #1269 on:** June 23, 2009, 11:30:38 pm »

If you can guess what I'm wearing, I'll take it off.

Pozf · « **Reply #1270 on:** June 23, 2009, 11:37:23 pm »

Cargo pants and a T-shirt I assume

akashayi · « **Reply #1271 on:** June 23, 2009, 11:39:25 pm »

tough question, I know! guess I get to take them off now.

(was going to get ready for bed anyway ;P )

Smiles · « **Reply #1272 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:02:19 am »

gonna put on a show?

Oddball · « **Reply #1273 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:16:54 am »

back from work so wearing my sweaty Grey Avro T-shrit and track suit bottoms.

akashayi · « **Reply #1274 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:20:55 am »

I do have a webcam now. ./tease

Oddball · « **Reply #1275 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:22:06 am »

Smiles · « **Reply #1276 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:27:59 am »

meh i'd have to go search for where sis put my web cam. $:-\$ i'm to lazy right now.

akashayi · « **Reply #1277 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:29:16 am »

Mine is built in to my new laptop. It's so god damn sexy, the 9 series nvidia card makes all of compiz's super sweet effects run like ...like....like sex!

Oddball · « **Reply #1278 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:29:29 am »

got two i think? know one of them works but dont use it often. where the PC is a bit too dark to use.

Smiles · « **Reply #1279 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:31:31 am »

i got plenty of light. i just have no idea where it is currently $:-\$

Oddball · « **Reply #1280 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:36:24 am »

off for a shower and then will be wearing a pair of Tartan PJ bottoms and an old hiking T-shirt

Pozf · « **Reply #1281 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:38:08 am »

Quote from: akashayi on June 24, 2009, 12:29:16 am

Mine is built in to my new laptop. It's so god damn sexy, the 9 series nvidia card makes all of compiz's super sweet effects run like ...like....like sex!

Specs? on everything not just the card.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #1282 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:11:42 am »

bad to the bone pirate t-shirt from the Bahamas and khaki capris.

who here has actually had sex in a vehicle? and if you haven't what vehicle do you think would be most/least comfy to do it in?

everyone at a party i went to said my mum's Cadillac would be a good sex car.

charles · « **Reply #1283 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:16:55 am »

I've had it a few times in a simple Ford Lancer about 6-7 years ago. It did the job.

Personally I don't think you can really go past the good old Shaggin Wagon for a sex mobile. Unless you're after style, in which case you'd want an open top Cadillac, park it at a deserted lookout point and go for gold!

Shaggin Wagon

Pozf · « **Reply #1284 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:21:31 am »

.... that looks like a hearse.

charles · « **Reply #1285 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:27:45 am »

It was a popular vehicle in its time for surfers and musicians because it was a cross between a van and a car (and it was cheap).

But good thinking Pozf, a Hearse would be perfect for sex! Plenty of room to lie down without bumping your head and if it has a coffin then those things are usually padded and comfy for an even better time

. (note: it's not a hearse above, it is a different vehicle, shorter than a hearse.)

akashayi · « **Reply #1286 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:32:07 am »

Of course it's more than just the video card.

It's the asus X83Vm-X2. Ugly brown, but I only paid 400$ for it new. ;P
Intel Core 2 Duo P7450 ( 2.13 GHz ), 4 gigs of ram... I immediately installed ubuntu 9.04 before even booting into vista. yuck.

I've had a lot of sex in different cars with different people when I was younger. Swore it off, as cars are fucking uncomfortable, and it's a stupid kid move. Town cars are fucking spacious.

charles · « **Reply #1287 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:37:33 am »

I agree. Sex in a car is a novelty thing. Sort of like sex in an airplane bathroom. You do it once, maybe a few times, and then you realise it's just not that great. The bedroom is always the best place. Couch, pool, shower and spa are also great places but the car is either just a novelty thing or a place of convenience when you're really horny for some strange reason and just can't wait for home.

Pozf · « **Reply #1288 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:46:00 am »

Very nice especially the price. *btw the link is all fucked up, had to remove an http// and quotes to get to the site >.> )

Coffins are NOT comfortable, they have a very small layer of foam, on top of big springs. They're not designed to be comfortable,just to look nice.
Don't ask me how I know, for the life of me I don't know.

akashayi · « **Reply #1289 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:49:28 am »

Fixed o.O

but yeah. Beds are where it's at (sex, that is.)

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