I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board. At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
No, I am as well. And likely will remain so forever.
I cannot lose my virginity until I hunt and slay a unicorn (since only virgins may catch them).
Losing it before I accomplish this would ruin my chance at 100% completion by killing one of everything and using the unicorn's horn to forge the mighty Spear of Healing.