Author Topic: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)  (Read 1365579 times)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1200 on: June 19, 2009, 02:58:55 am »
By the looks of it we might just have to  :-\
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1201 on: June 19, 2009, 03:00:12 am »
Just think of all that suspense though!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1202 on: June 19, 2009, 03:01:36 am »
./licks lips

mmm, the thought of you guys in tortured suspense is delicious.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1203 on: June 19, 2009, 03:02:12 am »
well good things come to those who wait....or thats what my last Mistress told me.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1204 on: June 19, 2009, 03:02:59 am »
But you might be in for a treat later, or some of you anyway :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1205 on: June 19, 2009, 03:03:55 am »
hmmm that reminds me better put up some hand pics and catch up with some of you
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1206 on: June 19, 2009, 03:04:32 am »
But you might be in for a treat later, or some of you anyway :P

mmm, the thought of you guys tortured in suspension is delicious.

Hope those two are related...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1207 on: June 19, 2009, 03:06:15 am »
Unfortunately no, I'm not a sub, and I've never met Akasha... yet, but I can very well imagine the fun of aiding her in 'torturing' others ;D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1208 on: June 19, 2009, 03:10:56 am »
if the treat is not a cheese and jam sarnie im not intrested lol
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1209 on: June 19, 2009, 03:13:28 am »
Keep your sandwiches in a sandwich thread, this is the sex thread ;P


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1210 on: June 19, 2009, 03:15:42 am »
Yes Boss
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1211 on: June 19, 2009, 03:15:50 am »
Well, my pics are on the way to Akasha now, but the rest of you will have to wait... MUAHAHAHA!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1212 on: June 19, 2009, 03:17:02 am »
Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.

You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1213 on: June 19, 2009, 03:17:59 am »
my teleporter is broke waiting for the parts to come in from Jupiter 8  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1214 on: June 19, 2009, 03:18:42 am »
*desperately trying to solve the problems of the matter to energy modulator*

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1215 on: June 19, 2009, 03:23:30 am »
Easy.....just grab the biggest hammer in your tool box and hit it couple of times it worked for me.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1216 on: June 19, 2009, 03:25:11 am »
right... thank's a lot! now I broke it.... grrr...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1217 on: June 19, 2009, 03:33:38 am »
Oh sorry jsut remembered...............thats how I fixed the bonnet on my car since it would not close. use the fish slice from the kitchen to sort out the energy modulation.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1218 on: June 19, 2009, 04:01:41 am »
Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.

You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
You say that without knowlege of Charles and I's mighty Australian powers.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1219 on: June 19, 2009, 08:38:58 am »
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board.  At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.

No, I am as well. And likely will remain so forever.

I cannot lose my virginity until I hunt and slay a unicorn (since only virgins may catch them).

Losing it before I accomplish this would ruin my chance at 100% completion by killing one of everything and using the unicorn's horn to forge the mighty Spear of Healing.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1220 on: June 19, 2009, 09:29:39 am »
or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1221 on: June 19, 2009, 09:42:02 am »
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board.  At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
If it's any consolation, Over at Ghastly's Ghastly comic forum, our sole virgin went away for six months, and came back after having a foursome with his girlfriend, his best friend, and his Best Friend's girlfriend, After a game of D&D.

Our massive congratulations were only tempered by our confusion as to why he wasn't playing burning wheel.
Oh wow.  That must have been one good round of D&D!

@CDSM  Oooh, that is a good point.  Just make sure Tim Curry doesn't chase after you, I hear that happens when you mess around with unicorns.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1222 on: June 19, 2009, 09:48:28 am »
or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Note- to find a unicorn, not lose your virginity.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1223 on: June 19, 2009, 10:37:02 am »
For loosing anything, come to me and ask and I'll rob you blind ;D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1224 on: June 19, 2009, 10:40:55 am »
or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Note- to find a unicorn, not lose your virginity.

The real trick is losing your virginity to the unicorn.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1225 on: June 19, 2009, 10:42:44 am »
Wouldn't that be kind of painful regardless of which 'horn' it uses?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1226 on: June 19, 2009, 10:45:35 am »
Who said the unicorn was pitching?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1227 on: June 19, 2009, 10:54:43 am »
 :'(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1228 on: June 19, 2009, 11:00:39 am »
:'(
AAAAAAAND we have a winner, Churba breaking oddball's brain with the mental image of someone rogering a unicorn.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1229 on: June 19, 2009, 06:52:05 pm »
wait there' a pic of a unicorn... where?


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