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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1080 on: June 11, 2009, 02:23:16 am »
Well.. i have insane shifts so my online time varies a lot!
 

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1081 on: June 11, 2009, 10:56:29 pm »
I really am naked right now as I'm posting from the middle of a bath. (Long day)


So, maybe I don't know how to relax o.o

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1082 on: June 11, 2009, 11:18:44 pm »
That would actually be possible to do, since we could actually cool tons of small circles, where as a kiddie pool would be too big unless you have a meat locker.


any large sealed temperature controlled room would do!

maybe? using a laptop in the tub?:O
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1083 on: June 11, 2009, 11:21:36 pm »
Surfing the net from the tub sounds pretty relaxing to me... Unless you're worried about electricution (although I doubt the Voltage after the regulator would be a cause for much concern.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1084 on: June 11, 2009, 11:22:56 pm »
Unless the power cord gets in there. Unless of course it's my power cord which just crapped the fuck out for no fucking reason.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1085 on: June 11, 2009, 11:23:12 pm »
No, my phone is just that awesome. ./mounts debian linux on your ass

But yeah, it is kinda relaxing. Mmm, onsen bath salts.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1086 on: June 11, 2009, 11:26:32 pm »
*umounts Debian Linux from Posf's arse.*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1087 on: June 11, 2009, 11:29:58 pm »
wait what? *and that's a Z thank you very much >.>*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1088 on: June 11, 2009, 11:32:34 pm »
mount /dev/sex1 /charles/ass

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1089 on: June 11, 2009, 11:37:05 pm »
<3 debian linux. yay for cell phones in the tub! hrmm i should take a bath this week.I usually just take a quick shower.XD
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1090 on: June 11, 2009, 11:37:07 pm »
touch /akashayi/naughty
touch: cannot touch `/akashayi/naughty: Permission denied
fsck /akashayi
« Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 11:39:02 pm by charles »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1091 on: June 11, 2009, 11:47:25 pm »
cute.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1092 on: June 12, 2009, 12:11:32 am »
No idea what the hell is going on @_@
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1093 on: June 12, 2009, 12:17:50 am »
Great, so not only does that turn me on, it also scared everyone out of the sex thread. Come back guys, linux doesn't bite nearly as much as I do. ;P

so, still up to the old picture challenge?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1094 on: June 12, 2009, 12:19:22 am »
Old picture challenge? what was that again (though any pics will have to wait till my brother goes to sleep.)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1095 on: June 12, 2009, 12:23:08 am »
Hrmm.. linux turns you on?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1096 on: June 12, 2009, 12:24:25 am »
well, if -just- linux turned me on, I'd be horny every moment of every day.


...(wait.)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1097 on: June 12, 2009, 12:28:01 am »
ok im spaced out due to hayfever and coming off a night shift......what the hell is with all the line code?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1098 on: June 12, 2009, 12:28:44 am »
Apparently Akasha's getting herself excited...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1099 on: June 12, 2009, 12:29:10 am »
Akasha is getting her rocks off... so to speak ... >.>;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1100 on: June 12, 2009, 12:30:36 am »
AHHH las ttime I got my rocks off was slipping down a boulder feiled while hiking.  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1101 on: June 12, 2009, 12:32:31 am »
... o.O

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1102 on: June 12, 2009, 12:33:30 am »
What?? Were we incorrect in our assumptions?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1103 on: June 12, 2009, 12:35:56 am »
did not come out right, :( sounded good in my head so disregared
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1104 on: June 12, 2009, 12:36:55 am »
Only if we cant have fun with it....

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1105 on: June 12, 2009, 12:39:52 am »
not like you guys need to know every time I masturbate. >.>

I am heading for bed though, all dry and sleepy and such.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1106 on: June 12, 2009, 12:58:35 am »
You know whats sexy? the number 2000! And the fifth star that accompanies it!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1107 on: June 12, 2009, 01:00:41 am »
Congrats Chief, will raise a dram to you tonight for getting to 2000 posts
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1108 on: June 12, 2009, 01:20:13 am »
Congrats, Eternal Lover. God of Persistence.  That is Sexy
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1109 on: June 12, 2009, 01:22:00 am »
Especially if you look at it that way  ;D
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