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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #960 on: June 03, 2009, 12:31:52 am »
there's always falling back on a service like photobucket, but I don't think you can host mature images :|

Yeah, You're out of luck for posting them on photobucket, however, you can use imageshack if they're not too bad, and if they're too bad for that, there are various services that are very similar to imageshack but for porn, that will allow you to host them.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #961 on: June 03, 2009, 12:44:26 am »
I just made an imageshack account, so we'll see ;P

and Smurfette underwear? Really? You have to. Absolutely have to.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #962 on: June 03, 2009, 12:58:41 am »
they should replace all those "Get Well Soon" Cards with "Get Sexy Soon"

Such cards could easily result in bodily harm to the sender...


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #963 on: June 03, 2009, 08:01:58 am »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #964 on: June 03, 2009, 09:14:58 am »
I was going to take a picture, but alas, I cannot find my camera.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #965 on: June 03, 2009, 09:52:31 am »
Stop having such a hot and flat stomach, Akasha.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #966 on: June 03, 2009, 11:10:47 am »
This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -

Of course it's tame. There's so many people with whips in here how could it not be?

wait who else has a whip? ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #967 on: June 03, 2009, 11:37:15 am »
You have such nice pale skin, Deatzh. :)

Razzly, you're still the forum's number one cute panda.

And Umber, pay up with your stomach too.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #968 on: June 03, 2009, 01:07:21 pm »
wait who else has a whip? ;D

I don't but I know how to crack one. They look fucking cool when it's misty out.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #969 on: June 03, 2009, 01:22:18 pm »
Razzly, you're still the forum's number one cute panda.
so true...

And Umber, pay up with your stomach too.

Yeah sure, no prob, but I'm kind of fat right now.  I've been stressed out/up late due to moving, and Ben & Jerry's has been on sale <.<;

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #970 on: June 03, 2009, 04:15:49 pm »
I'm too lazy to crop this so you get my entire upper Torso <--- link
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #971 on: June 03, 2009, 05:10:34 pm »
I'm kind of wishing I sucked in my gut but here we go people. Prepare to rip your eyes out at that which is Charles.



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Actually, you've all seen my stomach thanks to the "shave for a cure" photos I posted of me getting waxed.  Try to imagine the pain I went through getting all that waxed... Which reminds me, I think I promised to upload a video of that event.  Sorry, I've simply been lazy not shy.  Although looking at the photo above, maybe I need to get another wax job anyway.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #972 on: June 03, 2009, 05:48:04 pm »
I'm wearing a black laced g string with a purple bow in front, and some ripped up jeans. I'm also wearing a black string bikini top and a stripped shirt on top of that.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #973 on: June 03, 2009, 08:04:44 pm »
I wonder if I could manage to shove the entire camera inside my mouth and take a picture...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #974 on: June 03, 2009, 08:07:30 pm »
@Deatzh: Looks fine to me. Maybe some slight love handles but not enough that I'd think you're unhealthy or unattractive.

Yup, I'd call that a cute widdle tummy  :P.

P.S. people with bright blue eyes like yourself, or red hair, often have pale, easily burnt skin.  Heck, yours is a beautiful milky colour, unlike my own with all the blasted moles and enough hair that I could get a scalp transplant with my stomach if I ever went bald.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #975 on: June 03, 2009, 08:23:34 pm »
Someone recently commented on my w shape thing I have going on, and I started thinking about it.  I see some really overweight people with it, but not too many slightly chubby or thin people with it and I'm trying to figure out WTF's going on.  Maybe it's my SUPER AWESOME MUSCLE underneath that's shaping the way the fat looks.

W shape?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #976 on: June 03, 2009, 08:53:22 pm »
Your body is more than fine and I'm fine with different body types as long as people are relatively healthy.

Who else is gonna post their tum tum?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #977 on: June 03, 2009, 08:56:29 pm »
Oh that. Isn't it from where your pants kind of cut into you?

I say that because I see lined imprints right under the curvy part.

Already posted mine.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #978 on: June 03, 2009, 10:40:04 pm »
meh i neeed to minus my tummy fat. and loose like at least ten lbs so I can fit in a costume. actually I'd like to wear a bikini again someday. ::)
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #979 on: June 03, 2009, 10:41:23 pm »
@Smiles: So no tummy photo?  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #980 on: June 03, 2009, 11:23:55 pm »
We're all friends here Smiles :)

I just got back from a several hour long life drawing session with what I found to be an extremely attractive model. (I've never done life drawing before, really interesting!) And missed a lot of action here, from the looks of it.

@Deatzh: I never quite understood the tan=attractive bit, I'm particularly fond of pale skin. Glad you posted more of your stomach :D

@Pozf: Damn you're skinny and pale. I bet I could even wrap my tiny arms around you.

@Charles: Hahahaha, you really do have smurfette underwear. That's so unbelievably awesome.

Hmmm, I wonder what to take a picture of next. Any ideas? I've got a camera and I'm particularly giddy. :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #981 on: June 03, 2009, 11:28:30 pm »
@Akashayi.  Oh oh. Giddy = spontaneous and you could take a photo of anything in that mood.  Personally I'm guesing you'll post a picture described as your pussy and we get to see your smiling cat's face *lol*

Yes, Smurfette Budgie Smugglers = AWSOME.  I also have Handy Smurf but he's not as awsome as Lucky and Smurfette.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #982 on: June 03, 2009, 11:33:42 pm »
@Pozf: Damn you're skinny and pale. I bet I could even wrap my tiny arms around you.

Yes, yes you probably could.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #983 on: June 03, 2009, 11:42:45 pm »
Would you like a picture of my little kitten? I'm going to grab some caffeine and think about it some more, so hold onto your smurfettes. Or, you know, post more pictures of yourselves ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #984 on: June 03, 2009, 11:44:01 pm »
*thinks* I've got nothing really worthy of a post.  But yay! I don't think we've seen your kittah for a while. It'll be all grown up now.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #985 on: June 03, 2009, 11:46:05 pm »
I can't post anything else, my brother is home meaning no camera. Unless of course you want more of the same me not staring at the web cam in the dark.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #986 on: June 04, 2009, 12:26:24 am »
Dont have a whip but do have a riding crop. will post a pic of body parts later on....if I can get my camera to work.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #987 on: June 04, 2009, 03:58:52 am »
Akasha: Aww, thanks. And UIS too.

Deatzh: I admire you. Great mentality.

Anyway...
As insecure and compliment-craving as I am, there is still a limit to what I can show of myself on a public forum. So no, I won't show you my cream-white pudge-belly. I'll spare your eyes from that icky sight.

You may get a photo of my feet later.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #988 on: June 04, 2009, 09:41:58 am »
Awwww. We miss out on the tummy of the cute little panda award holder.  Understandable about posting those photos in the interrornet though.  I guess you could do a super closeup shot but heck, your widdle piggy wiggies will have to do  :P

Hope they've been to the market, stayed home, had roast beef, eaten nothing and gone weee weee weee weee all the way home  ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #989 on: June 04, 2009, 11:55:41 am »
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