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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #840 on: May 22, 2009, 02:48:46 pm »
Hours? Seriously?

I don't think it took me more than a 10 minutes the first time I did it.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #841 on: May 22, 2009, 02:51:22 pm »
Well, maybe it didn't take hours.... probably more like 40-1:20. it felt like forever... but it was also long enough ago I can't really say. I imagine it's harder for women than it is men, just based on biology.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #842 on: May 22, 2009, 02:56:52 pm »
I imagine it's harder for women than it is men, just based on biology.

I know this is kind of a moot point since it's really impossible to tell but...
I'd have to argue otherwise, I mean it's kind of hard to get a good surface to shave on with testicles. Hell they move around, descend and recede in the process. it's a pain in the ass.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #843 on: May 22, 2009, 03:35:30 pm »
Um... I'm done shaving my pubs.
Done I tells ya!
It's painful, uncomfortable and gives me unwanted erections all whenever I do it. I also agree with Pozf on this things shaped like circular bags with tons of wrinkels on them are not meant to be shaved. I heard you get used to it after a while, but why would you want to. I think aquired tastes are, for the most part, for crazy people. I'm not opposed to trimming (theoretically) but I do that only when it gets out of control.  I'm lazy and I don't really have to impress anyone.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #844 on: May 22, 2009, 03:41:39 pm »
heard you get used to it after a while, but why would you want to.

You do. And because you sweat less in the summer. Or at least I do >.>;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #845 on: May 22, 2009, 04:46:39 pm »
...actually, hell, let's all just agree that trimming/shaving down there is always a pain in the ass, and if you're not completely careful, it might literally be a pain in the ass.
...Speaking of, cuts on the labia heal a hell of a lot faster than cuts around the anus.
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Agreed.

Also I can only assume it's because of the crap load more bacteria (pun totally intended).
Bad imagery btw.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #846 on: May 22, 2009, 09:03:36 pm »
I shave my nether region with a katana.

It is quite difficult.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #847 on: May 22, 2009, 10:30:56 pm »
Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven? Preferrably shaven labia majora otherwise no preferences.
Do you? Sometimes I trim to keep the hair from getting stuck beneath the foreskin (it hurts)
Would you? If Asked I could
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #848 on: May 26, 2009, 01:11:28 am »
As long as they're at least a bit trimmed, I don't care...

Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #849 on: May 26, 2009, 01:20:09 am »
Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.

Like a dye job gone badly?

Or just like Poof black hair?

.... On a semi-related note I dyed my hair once, it turned my hair a very dark purple (instead of black). It was kind of funny.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #850 on: May 26, 2009, 04:54:08 am »
once my ex tried to dye her hair. she left it in too long and it turned green hehehe still laugh at that one  ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #851 on: May 26, 2009, 05:09:37 am »
Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.

Like a dye job gone badly?

Or just like Poof black hair?

.... On a semi-related note I dyed my hair once, it turned my hair a very dark purple (instead of black). It was kind of funny.

Oh yes. I left the dye in a little too long... It was supposed to go brown. Now it's really really dark brown. Looks black.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #852 on: May 26, 2009, 10:25:58 am »
Re shaving: I'm in the don't care category, though I have to say I do like it when a girl is shaven.  (esp. half-Korean girls <.<  ;D) But then you have the potential of stubble which can be not as cool.  I've only encountered it once anyway.  I'm glad my wife doesn't, and I don't think I ever will (never have).

Re positions: I don't know the names.  We need a quick guide to reference so we can easily say "#3b with a half-twist" or something.  For discussion purposes, you know...

But I'd have to say multiple per session is good.  One can be fine too though - if it's all good, it's all good.  Doesn't matter which.




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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #853 on: May 26, 2009, 12:33:49 pm »
I like it on top. And on the bottom. Don't really like it on my side, too akward. Standing up is okay. Sorta. That's all I've really tried.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #854 on: May 26, 2009, 01:15:15 pm »
Re positions: I don't know the names.  We need a quick guide to reference so we can easily say "#3b with a half-twist" or something.  For discussion purposes, you know...

Well get a kama sutra (that's it right?) and start a numbering.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #855 on: May 26, 2009, 01:56:27 pm »
Ok yeah...now that Ronin got me started I'm good to go: ;D

I like on top missionary quite a bit...it's probably my favorite/most standard.  However girl on top is incredible and I can last almost infinitely in that position.  Apart from that anything from the back or side is pretty fantastic but tends to make me not last as long, and there's something less than ideal about finishing while not facing the person...it's fine though from time to time and depending on the mood.  From behind feels less loving to me, but I love to grab the butt and/or and act like a porn star (put one hand on my hip or behind my back, smack the butt, watch them bite a pillow or put my fingers in her mouth, etc etc etc)

69 is so cathartic to me.  I tend to lose myself in it.  It's great.  I don't know what it is...just the sensation from both ends I guess.  69 is incredible.

never done anything more adventurous.  Did standing up once or twice but didn't really like it.  Have to try again someday, now that my wife and i are pretty comfortable with each other.  I think it would go better.

Anal is great but it makes me feel really shy and guilty somehow...I've only had the guts to do it once.  I think I could do it again, but it's just...I dunno I've experimented with it so I know somewhat how it feels, and it's such an extreme sensation.  I don't know how to describe it but it feels just dirty somehow.  I know a lot of people would consider that a good thing, but I always just feel kind of dirty sharing that with someone else.  I don't even share it with myself these days.

If I could have a whole weekend without the kids around though, I would definitely give it another go >: D.  As long as we got to have a more "wholesome" session afterwards.

A straight up orgasm together without anal is just such a nicer, more wholesome and more "together" feeling, even though an orgasm with anal can be really intense.

Guess it's my puritan upbringing ::)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #856 on: May 26, 2009, 02:18:15 pm »
#3b with a half-twist is awesome, Umber. One of my favorites, too. :D

I have some favorite positions (for heterosexual sex with a single partner), but it's best to have hot passionate sex switching between several positions. I find that I like to experiment with new ways of doing things quite a bit, which doesn't always work out. There's so much great variety it's hard to just say 'on top'.

Ack, Umber ninja'd. Now I'm going to have to go into more detail if I can too. :P

Have you only had your wife as a sexual partner, Umber?

As far as Anal goes, I'm open, but not really a fan of things in my butt. Girls have much more fun things to play with but sticking things in guy's butts? Enjoyable as all hell (with guys who enjoy it).

Intercourse standing up has always been a fairly difficult situation, I wish I could just lift up my partners and slam them back against a wall with their legs wrapped around me. Maybe some day in the future. Sex while one person is standing and the other is sitting on the edge of a chair or bed can work out really well too.

Not as big a fan of 69, even though I love giving and receiving oral sex. Not sure why.

But yeah. Variety is good.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #857 on: May 26, 2009, 03:30:22 pm »
sorry to make you go into detail Akasha...well no not really

nah there have been a few others :P but I haven't been close to this level of comfort and just not-caringness with anyone else.  And we still have a long way to go, which is good.

Yes standing up is incredible if one person is on something (a surface, not ecstasy :P).  Forgot about that...

I've heard several times that anal has the potential to be more exciting to guys than gals.  I believe our G-spot is more accessible from there.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #858 on: May 26, 2009, 03:43:38 pm »
Anal in guys generally means a prostate massage which is considered our "G-Spot".

Does not mean that it's gonna be pleasurable though.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #859 on: May 26, 2009, 04:37:30 pm »
The prostate is quite easy to access which can cause you to orgasm from that stimulation alone. But like anything else, you do what feels comfortable to you.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #860 on: May 26, 2009, 05:25:41 pm »
I like it sitting in a chair in front of a computer.




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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #861 on: May 26, 2009, 06:40:26 pm »
Sex while gaming? Sounds fun?

And I know that's not what you meant.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #862 on: May 26, 2009, 06:41:52 pm »
I had sex while playing morrowind.

Just once. >.>

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #863 on: May 26, 2009, 06:47:50 pm »
"Dammit can you stop for one second I'm about to die!"

*snicker* Funny image
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #864 on: May 26, 2009, 07:02:07 pm »
Yes, yes it is.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #865 on: May 26, 2009, 07:25:48 pm »
Sex while gaming? Sounds fun?

And I know that's not what you meant.

Are you sure that's what I meant? Obviously you don't play the same kind of games as I do.  ;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #866 on: May 26, 2009, 07:27:57 pm »
Well I thought I was sure. Not anymore though.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #867 on: May 26, 2009, 07:33:08 pm »
Well I thought I was sure. Not anymore though.

You never can be around me.

I still might be a girl after all.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #868 on: May 26, 2009, 08:36:08 pm »
Never played Morrowind. I need to go steal that from my cousin

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #869 on: May 26, 2009, 08:42:39 pm »
BUT REMEMBER TO SAVE OFTEN.

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