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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #810 on: May 19, 2009, 10:27:08 pm »
I've come to the conclusion that i love my boobies.. and thats that..
Good for you.  I find the vast majority of women seem to hate theirs.  If they have a small, cute set, they'll wish for bigger ones. If they have a big, bouncy set, they'll wish for smaller ones.  Good to hear there's someone out there who just loves hers the way they are.

@CDSM:  I did notice that afterwards.  Yet they're still holding bras and burning them  :-\
I think it was an add for underware rather than a picture to show hippies burning bras.  I'm pretty sure the message was to get into <insert store here> to get a new set and burn your old ones.

@Akayashi: Well, most of the time I was able to hide it by shifting it to the right and holding it there with the pressure of my belt against my hip.  The danger with this was if I shifted the wrong way and the pants loosened up, it could have slid across to the middle and popped out above the pants line to say hi to everyone (with luck, it would have still been underneath my shirt).  Fortunately that didn't happen but the problem I experienced was that every time it softened down to a 'semi' it would retract from the grip of my pants, but still be hard enough to swing around, front and centre, to point forward.  Fortunately, whenever that happened, it's pretty quickly go back to pointing at the ceiling and I'd be able to tuck it away again.

I didn't make the same mistake today, and a good set of briefs are holding it over to the right until I can get home and either woo the Mrs or have a long warm shower... or both together.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #811 on: May 20, 2009, 12:40:05 am »
I did notice that afterwards.  Yet they're still holding bras and burning them  :-\
I think it was an add for underware rather than a picture to show hippies burning bras.  I'm pretty sure the message was to get into <insert store here> to get a new set and burn your old ones.

I see Tyra Banks, must be an add :p

I love my bra btw.. and would never burn it.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #812 on: May 20, 2009, 06:54:27 am »
hmm...mathematical analysis must still be pending...

I can't remember having any problem like that since perhaps first year of college or so...lucky bastard.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #813 on: May 20, 2009, 02:44:17 pm »
What? your tits team up against you? How dare they?! :o

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #814 on: May 20, 2009, 02:44:52 pm »
Now there's an interesting visual.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #815 on: May 20, 2009, 03:03:14 pm »
Obligatory:


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #816 on: May 20, 2009, 04:11:39 pm »
hmm...mathematical analysis must still be pending...

I can't remember having any problem like that since perhaps first year of college or so...lucky bastard.
Doen't that mean you're the lucky bastard 'cos you'd be "getting plenty" to help you avoid the issue?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #817 on: May 20, 2009, 04:15:39 pm »
I did find a neat new icon for you though, Charles.



I guess having girly parts has it's advantages. ._.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #818 on: May 20, 2009, 04:16:06 pm »
That looks... uncomfortable.


Edit: are stars flying from that persons crotch?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #819 on: May 20, 2009, 04:18:43 pm »
Yes. Yes, they are.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #820 on: May 20, 2009, 04:25:32 pm »
Random dude used Swift!

Forumite take 10 damage!

Forumite has Fainted.

Random dude wins!

.... Sorry about that.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #821 on: May 20, 2009, 04:38:39 pm »
No need to apologize, :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #822 on: May 20, 2009, 04:51:04 pm »
I guess having girly parts has it's advantages. ._.

Totally missed this because of crotch swift guy.

Both packages have distinct advantages and disadvantages.


*enter some sexy picture I'm too lazy to find here*
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 04:58:48 pm by Pozf »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #823 on: May 20, 2009, 05:27:52 pm »
I'm not sure what to make of that stary picture. But I'm afraid I'll have to keep with 'Horse' for my avatar.  Horse is just too awsome (yet only Australians and Kiwis would probably realise how much so).

Meanest old puddy tat thar ever was.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #824 on: May 20, 2009, 05:47:23 pm »
Heh, I was just joking about the part where you should change your avatar...and simply implying that you clearly have a.... magical crotch. XD

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #825 on: May 20, 2009, 07:13:32 pm »
Does he then need a magical codpiece to keep it's power in check...?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #826 on: May 20, 2009, 07:14:33 pm »
I've seen hentai like that. o_o

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #827 on: May 20, 2009, 07:15:25 pm »
I have too most likely...
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #828 on: May 20, 2009, 07:20:25 pm »
If I had a girlfriend, she would probably take care of it. But instead, I have a wife... So I put up with it  :o *joking*  ::)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #829 on: May 22, 2009, 01:23:43 pm »
I've been so tired lately.
Apperantly I was asleep this morning and my boyfreind tried to initiate sex. I was unconcious and not going for it, he reports.

Even if he did wake me up I would probably have said no. I hate sex in the morning. I'm too sleepy! I wish he would learn that.  >:(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #830 on: May 22, 2009, 01:44:48 pm »
The worst is when you're lying in bed with someone sleeping and they start initiating sex in the middle of the night, waking you up... which is ok until you realize that they're sleeping and they pass back out before anything happens leaving you awake and horny.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #831 on: May 22, 2009, 01:46:21 pm »
Guilty as charged Akashayi  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #832 on: May 22, 2009, 01:57:01 pm »
The worst is when you're lying in bed with someone sleeping and they start initiating sex in the middle of the night, waking you up... which is ok until you realize that they're sleeping and they pass back out before anything happens leaving you awake and horny.

T-T

My girlfriend does almost that, but she stays awake to make up for the wakening :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #833 on: May 22, 2009, 02:10:04 pm »
Possibly a weird question(s) but I'm Really bored...

Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven?
Do you?
Would you?
Uncomfortable yet?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #834 on: May 22, 2009, 02:18:50 pm »
Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven? neatly trimmed/shaved
Do you? I trim
Would you?
Uncomfortable yet? a little.......the padding in this cushion has gone.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #835 on: May 22, 2009, 02:21:34 pm »
To have their genital area shaven, you mean? or their faces? or their chests waxed while I watch and laugh a little maniacally?

It has it's pros and cons for either side. I shave my whowho on and off... it's a lot of work to keep up, but I've been preferring it that way lately.

...and my chair has seen better days, too. Ah well. ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #836 on: May 22, 2009, 02:30:02 pm »
I need a good trimmer that's specialized for the pubic region.  I've knicked myself so many times now.  Ugh.  Also, it's big and clunky and HOW CAN I MAKE AWESOME DESIGNS WHEN IT'S HARD TO MANEUVER THE TRIMMER?! [/rage]

They do make trimmers that are kinda small, I think I've seen 3/4 inch trimmer heads. Also Ha at designs :P

 Never touched a razor to my pubes, so have no idea how that would work, and to be honest I really don't want to find out.  Again with the knives.

With a good sharp razor and a Really Really steady hand.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #837 on: May 22, 2009, 02:43:15 pm »
EDIT: I now owe you guys a picture of a clitoris dressed in a hoodie.

Hah! That would be amusing.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #838 on: May 22, 2009, 02:43:39 pm »
Like I said with my legs, it's like a bunch of little knives.  Given that the pubic hairs are thicker, I imagine that they would feel very similar to that.

Yea, kinda.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #839 on: May 22, 2009, 02:46:32 pm »
I'm not sure whether this is because I'm half korean and my body is a little different or what, but I haven't had problems shaving down there. The first time I did it I was scared and it took hours, but now I can just swipe swipe with a normal razor. o_O