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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #780 on: May 16, 2009, 09:13:45 am »
Wow, that really sucks. Did you know that or did it come as a shock and man that must feel weird. XP

No, it came as a total shock. Worst part is he was studying to be an elementary ed teacher and works at a daycare center...which seems a lot creepier in retrospect. I mean, he was not a creepy guy at all.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #781 on: May 16, 2009, 09:15:40 am »
It's never the creepy weird guy (or girl)
That's the scary part.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #782 on: May 16, 2009, 09:30:05 am »
"He was quiet, but a good neighbor, always said hi ... blah blah blah"

It's pretty much how it always goes, you got to watch out for those quiet nice ones.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #783 on: May 16, 2009, 09:38:00 am »
"He was quiet, but a good neighbor, always said hi ... blah blah blah"

It's pretty much how it always goes, you got to watch out for those quiet nice ones.

Yeah, not even. He was something of a jerk. I would have expected him to kill somebody, just not this.


Actually, what surprised me the most is that, this guy is pretty smart, and the way they traced him down was apparently a year ago he tried uploading some of this stuff to Youtube. *Facepalm*
« Last Edit: May 16, 2009, 09:48:15 am by CrystalDragonSpaceMarine »

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #784 on: May 16, 2009, 10:24:37 am »
.... What. why would anybody do that. I wanna rant at that somehow but the stupidity is killing my brain.


Anyway back to the sexy?


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #785 on: May 16, 2009, 10:34:45 am »
Are you talking about Rubens women? Some men do like em ;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #786 on: May 16, 2009, 10:59:44 am »
i'm wearing my light grey mickey mouse t-shirt with the line drawing of goofy and minnie on it and black pants, socks and shoes for work. not an orgy moment.:/
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #788 on: May 16, 2009, 08:57:03 pm »
Us guys have to put up with are scrotum tightening or loosening depending on the temperature.  For some reason, sperm production and storage is best done at a temperature slightly less than normal body temperature. So our balls hang low to keep cool, unless its cold, then they snuggle back up to us and stay warm.

But we can gain or loose an erection if we sit the wrong way and blood is restricted from flowing to or away from the groin.  Could be the same with your 'junk'. Better or worse bloodflow causing it to shift, together with your intestines moving about *shrug*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #789 on: May 16, 2009, 09:31:50 pm »
mmmmm reuben sammmiches!

wearing a yellow sports bra and my chef pants
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #790 on: May 17, 2009, 03:43:56 am »
@ Deathz

I never had that.... Maybe it depends on the size of your junk?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #791 on: May 17, 2009, 09:24:03 am »
Do you know what kind of kiddie-porn it was? if it was 'just' developed teenagers below 18 or the really nasty kind?
Either way I hope he get a 'nasty' sugar-daddy in jail...


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #792 on: May 17, 2009, 10:07:38 am »
Do you know what kind of kiddie-porn it was? if it was 'just' developed teenagers below 18 or the really nasty kind?
Either way I hope he get a 'nasty' sugar-daddy in jail...



The news article mentioned the word "prepubescent" so...yeah.
This wasn't just some guy who had the misfortune of getting sent a naked picture of a drunk 16-year-old and got arrested for it.
He managed to rack up 20 felonies for some 11 thousand pictures/videos.

His maximum sentence is up to 120 years, so I think it's safe to say I won't be seeing him again soon.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #793 on: May 17, 2009, 01:58:33 pm »
jsut my two pennies worth.....sitting here in my combat 95's and my Avro T-shirt
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #794 on: May 18, 2009, 03:13:15 am »
Wheeeeee absolutely wasted after a long night out drinking. Are you guys having fun?    /dancedance

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #795 on: May 18, 2009, 07:44:17 am »
*is jealous* :( :( I want a long night out drinking!!!  *flies to LA*

edit: @CDSM:  :'(..dunno what to say to that.  That's horrible.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #796 on: May 18, 2009, 07:34:07 pm »
Sooooo.. I'm wearing a nice black low cut tank top. my new studded army cap, and black pants o.O

..i'm sexy :D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #797 on: May 18, 2009, 09:38:38 pm »
I'm wearing thermal underware, black pants, work shirt and heavy spray coat with work boots.

kind of wishing I wore normal underware as well, 'cos I've got a massive boner for some reason and the thermal underware is too loose to do a very good job of hiding it  :-\
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #798 on: May 18, 2009, 10:03:02 pm »
wearing  bears earrings ,my irish skull t-shirt, black jeans and purple undies no bra
i really hate brasXD
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #799 on: May 18, 2009, 10:26:31 pm »
Gotta love those bra burning hippies

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #800 on: May 18, 2009, 11:20:09 pm »
I haven't been wearing bras lately, either.. .... >.>

and oh man, at least for a weird drunken post I didn't put anything too embarrassing. o.O

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #801 on: May 18, 2009, 11:36:18 pm »
Drunken posting is the best.  We need a thread dedicated to drunken posting.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #802 on: May 18, 2009, 11:41:11 pm »
Hah. If I wasn't still recovering from the amount I put my liver through, I'd get some vodka and get right on that. ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #803 on: May 19, 2009, 12:00:09 am »
Its my wife's birthday today. I'll hit into some beer with her, a few glasses of wine and see what I can get going.

Heck, I'll start the basic thread now.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #804 on: May 19, 2009, 05:46:44 am »
I've come to the conclusion that i love my boobies.. and thats that..

on a side note.. i'm working on my days off! not the same job, but odd jobs for friends and friends parents ^_^ but i'm getting paid! good tiems :D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #805 on: May 19, 2009, 06:54:01 am »
I'm wearing thermal underware, black pants, work shirt and heavy spray coat with work boots.

kind of wishing I wore normal underware as well, 'cos I've got a massive boner for some reason and the thermal underware is too loose to do a very good job of hiding it  :-\
Jeez boner king! ::)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #806 on: May 19, 2009, 07:04:38 am »
Bit more info than I needed there Charles.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #807 on: May 19, 2009, 08:56:06 am »
And yet, all those women are still wearing bras...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #808 on: May 19, 2009, 09:26:17 am »
LOL charles!  ;D Made my day..
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #809 on: May 19, 2009, 10:34:52 am »
And not enough info for me. I expect a full report and a detailed mathematical analysis.