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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #750 on: May 15, 2009, 12:06:58 am »
Baked green muscles done japanese style? SO GOOD.

We have a lot of muscles over here on the west coast, and they're often plenty cheesy. ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #751 on: May 15, 2009, 02:21:08 am »
*Struts around in heels and a babydoll-dress infront of Akasha just to be mean*

>.>

About aphrodisiacs and oysters... Isn't it interesting that something so slimy and disgusting could help with ones sex-drive?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #752 on: May 15, 2009, 06:57:54 am »
Would snake's blood make more sense?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #753 on: May 15, 2009, 10:29:11 am »
What you need to do is eat a tiger's genitals.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #754 on: May 15, 2009, 11:19:12 am »
*Struts around in heels and a babydoll-dress infront of Akasha just to be mean*

>.>

About aphrodisiacs and oysters... Isn't it interesting that something so slimy and disgusting could help with ones sex-drive?

Choclate isn't disgusting.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #755 on: May 15, 2009, 12:01:40 pm »
Well, I think she was just talking about that particular case.

Chocolate and Chili are well known aphrodisiacs. Chocolate, not so much for me but habanero sauce! Super delicious sexy. I guess it helps that the chili chocolates are tasty too.

edit: oh, and Razzly, that's not mean at all.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #756 on: May 15, 2009, 12:11:48 pm »
The darker chocolate (70%-80% otherwise it is waaay to bitter) the more theobromine, the stronger the aphrodisiac effect.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #757 on: May 15, 2009, 12:15:46 pm »
Well, that's the only chocolate you should eat anyway, 70%+++

Anything lower is just not as good. But I'm pretty sure the effect varies from person to person based on differences in physiology.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #758 on: May 15, 2009, 12:19:55 pm »
really?...

Maybe I'm thinking of something else then.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #759 on: May 15, 2009, 12:22:34 pm »
Well, theobromine is still one of my favorite chemicals XD

but yeah. I think we're screwing up the pagecount/girls kissing ratio, so here.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #760 on: May 15, 2009, 12:52:51 pm »
There isn't even a 1:1 ratio, sounds like you guys need to get on that.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #761 on: May 15, 2009, 01:00:46 pm »
I would love to get on that.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #762 on: May 15, 2009, 01:04:46 pm »
hm, double post.

Isn't friday sexy images day, anyway? Come on, guys. Get on it.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #764 on: May 15, 2009, 01:46:49 pm »
Ooh, I like those. I really like that range murata picture, this is the version I have:


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #766 on: May 15, 2009, 02:19:23 pm »
So how about some tentacles to go with the naked pretty ladies? :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #767 on: May 15, 2009, 02:31:38 pm »
um, yes?  (are you offering? :P)

(also possible you posted something and I can't see it)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #768 on: May 15, 2009, 02:42:54 pm »
No, I was actually feeling lazy enough to be requesting porn instead of looking for it myself.

I actually have a pretty good collection of tentacle porn around my computer somewhere. But it might take a bit of folder digging to find it.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #770 on: May 15, 2009, 03:12:42 pm »
You know how awesome Not Anime would be?
So how about some tentacles to go with the naked pretty ladies? :P

I found my tentacles folder. And I think this is a happy medium :)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #771 on: May 15, 2009, 03:15:46 pm »
Naked, in bed, with the Mrs... and I'm on the laptop. *lol*

Although i've got a boner after seeing all those pics above  :o :-[
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #772 on: May 15, 2009, 03:27:27 pm »
Got in today from some archery practice out of 100 shots I only hit 72 and at 20 yards no less. wearing a black tee and camo pants.
Is that bad? :'( sounds like you think it's bad, so I'm guessing bad?

edit: Whoa Charles!  Way to go!  Guess you won't be posting for a little while then? ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #773 on: May 15, 2009, 06:42:01 pm »
So.

One of my friends/coworkers got arrested for child pornography yesterday.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #774 on: May 15, 2009, 07:03:33 pm »
Well that's uhm... interesting?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #775 on: May 15, 2009, 07:10:13 pm »
Well that's uhm... interesting?

Yeah. Sorry to chatter about it here, but I'm just a bit shocked right now.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #776 on: May 15, 2009, 07:15:53 pm »
Understandably, not exactly a kink that you share with people.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #777 on: May 15, 2009, 08:51:55 pm »
hahahaha emp_dragon nice try ;P thanks for the loan akashayi. <3


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #778 on: May 15, 2009, 08:59:23 pm »
Wow, that really sucks. Did you know that or did it come as a shock and man that must feel weird. XP

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #779 on: May 16, 2009, 08:24:28 am »
Damn.... that's just...... screwed up!