Author Topic: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17) (Read 1414649 times)

akashayi · « **Reply #720 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:10:03 pm »

Hehe... That is better. ;P

Did you think that because I speak Japanese, One-Beer Umber? Or is it Two-beer Umber now? You're silly when you drink.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #721 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:15:43 pm »

wearing blue jeans and my ACen 2009 staff shirt.

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #722 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:24:00 pm »

Good to have you back Sis

um...yeah 2 beer umber now.

yeah I guess I am aren't I? And I'm drinking too fast here. I like it though. I mean, it's only 2 beers, but I don't drink that often and I like strongerish beers.

Um, sorry I don't really know why I thought that Akasha. I think I thought your name sounded like it might be japanese. It was just a vague impression though rather than anything based in fact.

Damn now what did I come over here to say? I'm supposed to be working...oh yeah, I remember. It's going in the chat thread though because it's not even remotely sexual.

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #723 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:38:19 pm »

Let's talk porn star names.

I think a good one would be "Jerry Poppins".

It could even be a movie that combined live action with hentai.

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #724 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:05:11 pm »

akashayi · « **Reply #725 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:09:15 pm »

Wasn't there a Pron Star meme going around at one point?

The first name was the name of your first pet, and the second would be your mother's maiden name. I guess that would make mine Ms. Bunny Morgan.

And good boy, Umber. ./patpat

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #726 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:11:15 pm »

Quote from: UmberIsSexy on May 13, 2009, 11:05:11 pm

No, I'm serious!

It would start out with a troubled rich man who has one problem: His daughters refuse to have anything to do with men! How will he ever marry them off if they hate men!

He tries to get all sorts of men to come in to seduce them and "loosen them up" as it were, but to no avail. (btw, the girls are anime fans) Well, they get sick of it so decide to write up a want ad for the kind of man they would want, but their father tears it up (since they want an anime geek). BUT! the note's remains float up the chimney! And the next day, but who should float down on an umbrella but the famous womanizer and hentai artist....JERRY POPPINS!!!

And after deflowering them both (he is Jerry Poppins after all...) he shows them his hentai creations! And after doing it fifty different ways with tentacle monsters, well, marrying ugly old men is no problem at all!

It'd be a musical, too. They'd burst into "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!", only it'd be a song describing their first orgasm.

And of course one scene would of course involve one of the girls getting off w/ the umbrella.

akashayi · « **Reply #727 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:18:27 pm »

o.O

o.O

I actually want to see that now.

Pozf · « **Reply #728 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:43:02 pm »

Does anybody else hear that?

It's the sound of the theater having all of its orifices raped by hentai beasts

RoninAngel · « **Reply #729 on:** May 14, 2009, 10:21:00 am »

Why is the sex always so wet in hentie?

It's as if fucking someone else is like poping a water baloon!

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #730 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:29:50 am »

Quote from: RoninAngel on May 14, 2009, 10:21:00 am

Why is the sex always so wet in hentie?

It's as if fucking someone else is like poping a water baloon!

Anime characters have about 10 times the bodily fluids on normal people.

Just look at how much blood they can lose and not die!

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #731 on:** May 14, 2009, 02:06:42 pm »

coca-cola t-shirt and plaid boxer shorts(over my silky white undies) i got saved from amv hentai wars by alcoholic slushy makers^^

Pozf · « **Reply #732 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:31:44 pm »

Wow i expected there to be a lot more sexy while I was gone today.

akashayi · « **Reply #733 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:05:34 pm »

Well, you could start us off for the night, Pozf. More sushi? God I want to eat sushi.

Pozf · « **Reply #734 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:13:55 pm »

I can't. my mom keeps looking over at my computer screen. Can't give you any nyataimori right now.

akashayi · « **Reply #735 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:18:04 pm »

Well, I was hoping for some manly geek nyotaimori, but all the same. How about just sushi? I know this great little place.... XD

I just found some terrible pictures of myself where I look like an old perv in a fedora. T-T

Am I an old man perv? I was hoping my perversion had that youthful exuberance. ToT

Pozf · « **Reply #736 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:25:25 pm »

Quote from: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 06:18:04 pm

Well, I was hoping for some manly geek nyotaimori, but all the same. How about just sushi? I know this great little place.... XD

My body is far from manly >.>; Just scrawny

yummy

akashayi · « **Reply #737 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:28:18 pm »

Psh. I was just referring to the lack of boobs. I don't like manly men, anyway >.>

Or girly girls. Geeks are where it's at! XD

Pozf · « **Reply #738 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:29:02 pm »

Trust me >.> you don't wanna see this.

akashayi · « **Reply #739 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:40:55 pm »

........(tumbleweed)....

suit yourself

On a related note, I found out in my youth that sushi makes a great aphrodisiac. I had always heard that oysters did.... and that's totally true, too.

Or maybe it's just a good dinner passing around bad fallout 3 jokes back and forth. "So, a neutron walks into a bar....."

Pozf · « **Reply #740 on:** May 14, 2009, 07:35:59 pm »

I've always wanted to try oysters on the half shell. Never been able to bring myself to order it though.

akashayi · « **Reply #741 on:** May 14, 2009, 07:37:36 pm »

there's always those oyster shooters in ponzu with those little quail eggs. so cute ^^;

it really depends on where you get them, they can be good or bad.

but from my experience, really uh, help out with things down there.

Pozf · « **Reply #742 on:** May 14, 2009, 07:44:05 pm »

We don't really have any places around here that sell food like that.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #743 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:38:39 pm »

wearing nothing but my underwear and a towel on my head

charles · « **Reply #744 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:50:00 pm »

Wearing, jeans, work boots and my favorite Hawaiian shirt. *shrug*

akashayi · « **Reply #745 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:52:30 pm »

a tshirt and cargo pants! Surprising, I know. Hopefully going to get some good food soon, if lagging person gets here.

No oyster shooters.... I don't think ;P

./steals Aluicious's towel. Buahahahaa

Smiles · « **Reply #746 on:** May 14, 2009, 10:35:54 pm »

today i'm wearing my Rhode Island t-shirt taht sissy gave me.

and black pants.

no socks or shoes orgy time!^_^

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #747 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:34:06 pm »

Quote from: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 08:52:30 pm

a tshirt and cargo pants! Surprising, I know. Hopefully going to get some good food soon, if lagging person gets here.

No oyster shooters.... I don't think ;P

./steals Aluicious's towel. Buahahahaa

eeep stolen towel! now i'm just in my pantiesXD

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #748 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:47:28 pm »

Oups... * 'accidentally' dumps a bucket of water in Alucius's lap* O;)

Oddball · « **Reply #749 on:** May 15, 2009, 12:04:29 am »

wearing my Family Guy Evil Monkey T-shirt. Hmm ok thanks Akashayi I feel like some west coast muscles now done my way with cheese sauce.

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