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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #690 on: May 13, 2009, 12:14:43 pm »
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=nyataimori&btnG=Search

When you order that do you get to eat the girl out as well?  :-*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #691 on: May 13, 2009, 12:15:10 pm »
Yea... me too. The hungry part, I don't think I would ever eat off somebody unless I watched them just get out of a shower *no soap, I don't want my food to taste like soap* with the hottest possible water temperature, without injuring the person.

I can only assume playing some kind of instrument, unless its one of those harmonica's attached to your neck, would be pretty damn hard while bound.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #692 on: May 13, 2009, 12:19:14 pm »
Well, I think in places that serve that the sushi is on top of thin pieces of plastic or seran wrap or something? Maybe? I still haven't been to one T-T

Mmm...could just use a willing subject..... God, that's it, I need lunch.

And come on Pozf. We're gamers, we're supposed to live for the challenge... and if that involves playing an instrument while bound up in someway...so be it ;P

edit: I once tied up a friends arm so he had to play endless attack on megaman 9 one handed BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #693 on: May 13, 2009, 12:23:31 pm »
And come on Pozf. We're gamers, we're supposed to live for the challenge... and if that involves playing an instrument while bound up in someway...so be it ;P

edit: I once tied up a friends arm so he had to play endless attack on megaman 9 one handed BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yea that's why I'll randomly start playing the drums lefty. Though once I get my left leg strong enough it will no longer be nearly as challenging.

... That's just plain cruel! Me likey
 
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #694 on: May 13, 2009, 01:20:22 pm »
Totally said that already >.>;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #695 on: May 13, 2009, 02:00:01 pm »
No reason they're can't be two instrumental people here.

If it makes you feel better you're definitely the art person. Hmm well technically music is an art form too, so your the uh... Can't think of the word right now brain hurt. The one that does the drawing and sculpting and whatnot.

Been meaning to ask you, you a fan of King Crimson? From what kind of music you've said it seems like they'd be right up your alley, maybe.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #696 on: May 13, 2009, 02:21:38 pm »
No, it's cool.  I was pretty indifferent to the situation, so my last post was pretty much just sarcasm.  I'm just really laid back today so it wasn't in typical obnoxious humor or whatever.

No I got that, mainly by the use of the words "or something"... I honestly don't know if was being serious back or not, I need more sleep

I'm just the weird person who thinks differently than the other people I'm around.  On occasion I find visual artists that I fit along with, but it's nothing like the musicians I find.  Oh man.  I don't belong drawing crap, I belong playing anything and everything I can get my hands and face on until my hands are bleeding and my face is falling off my skull.
Guess it's a little harder to tell that about you seeing as there is no sound bites of , what I can only assume, awesome instrumentals.

Don't believe I've listened to King Crimson, tho'.

You should check them out, they're a very unique sound... unless of course you count Video game themes that seem to be based on they're music.
couple good un's

Frame by Frame
Elephant Talk
Level 5
In the Court of the Crimson King
21st Century Schizoid Man
They have a ridiculous amount of music though.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #697 on: May 13, 2009, 02:30:17 pm »
It's more like I'm mediocre when it comes to playing anything, but I have a pretty broad range in being able to pick up an instrument and learn it in a relatively short period of time.  Of course, it always helps when I have somewhere to go with it and inspiration to look to.

I know exactly what you mean.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #698 on: May 13, 2009, 02:34:57 pm »
I was thinking more like, an awesome rope corset or something while playing whatever. Promotes good posture! XD

I was a piano major for the longest time. So, uh. take that! There are a bunch of instrumenty people here.

and now for your regularly scheduled on-topic-ness.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #699 on: May 13, 2009, 02:38:50 pm »
On-topic, Shon-topic
Music is totally sexy.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #700 on: May 13, 2009, 02:43:01 pm »
And musicians are probably all good with their hands.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #701 on: May 13, 2009, 02:44:35 pm »
So are gamers, so that counts twice for me, no?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #702 on: May 13, 2009, 02:47:16 pm »
so it does. ;)

(and I get my half elf bonus, so 3x for me.)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #703 on: May 13, 2009, 02:48:01 pm »
Korean= half elf now?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #704 on: May 13, 2009, 02:52:43 pm »
Anyway, I'm sure it was more or less an experience thing, but kissing the saxophone player was similar to kissing a dead fish. 

I seriously hope I don't kiss like a dead fish ( I played Alto sax for 4 years)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #705 on: May 13, 2009, 02:57:34 pm »
half korean = half elf. :P

Jazzy! I totally see you, Deatzh. Hidden away behind someone else. This forum is just full of musical...... ninjas >.>

I figure the embouchure of a flute player is the most appropriate to kissing, so that makes sense? Though I don't know, I hear all sorts of freaky things about Bassoonists.

This calls for.........science! Now, to find an orchestra filled with hot people to go molest.

Edit: ack, you ninjas! There's only one way to find out, Pozf. ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #706 on: May 13, 2009, 04:02:21 pm »
Yea Deatzh you were the Only person who's face was hidden by another person. Coincidence? or well an extensive scheme planned, knowing that you would one day show this to us, to taunt us with the fact that we can't see you!

Coincidence my foot!

And also just because of a shoddy band performance doesn't mean that you are a bad musician >.>;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #707 on: May 13, 2009, 04:07:05 pm »
I play piano quite a bit myself...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #708 on: May 13, 2009, 04:13:29 pm »
And yet somehow that's extremely hot.

I'll see your piano playing and raise you this:
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #709 on: May 13, 2009, 04:18:29 pm »
well I think it's safe to say we're officially back on topic O.o

It's a shame I was enjoying the musical interlude too.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #710 on: May 13, 2009, 04:19:07 pm »
And yet somehow that's extremely hot.

I'll see your piano playing and raise you this:
(also nsfw) http://akashayi.net/random/1237042823471.gif

Ooh, that's a good one. I definitely have a shortage of "sex on piano' images.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #711 on: May 13, 2009, 05:46:28 pm »
All right, I admit it. Guilty as charged.



I'll take those offerings now please ^^

Uh... afraid to ask but what do you offer to a demon sex goddess

I switched rails so we wouldn't be thread jacking an more. Much better in here anyway.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #712 on: May 13, 2009, 05:53:21 pm »
You could start with sushi.

buahahaha.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #713 on: May 13, 2009, 05:56:27 pm »


Yes goddess >.>;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #714 on: May 13, 2009, 05:57:28 pm »
You missed the part where it was supposed to be edible and on top of a naked body. ;P

edit: Quick, take off all your clothes.
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« Reply #715 on: May 13, 2009, 06:03:36 pm »
>.>; I don't know if i should be happy or not. You can never really tell with demons.




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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #716 on: May 13, 2009, 07:49:07 pm »

On a topic that's... also not on topic, is it a fairly safe bet to say that a good majority of people have double chins or what?  Even if you're sucking your head into your neck so you can look down at the food on your body, you still have one.
I'm so paranoid about mine, but then I see skinny people with them and it's like, "Oh... I guess it's not too much a problem."


I...REEEAALLLLYY have to suck my head in. And I have to sort of grimace while doing it.

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« Reply #717 on: May 13, 2009, 07:54:00 pm »
On a topic that's... also not on topic, is it a fairly safe bet to say that a good majority of people have double chins or what? 

I know I do. It's not huge or anything but I do. I'm 5'8" and weigh 132 lbs (just went to the scale) And when I'm not wearing my shirt, you can count my ribs. The fat around your neck that keeps the blood in your jugular warm bunches up. Honestly you should more worried if you don't get one when looking down. Probably means you're underweight.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #718 on: May 13, 2009, 08:57:32 pm »
Im fat so obviously I do.  :D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #719 on: May 13, 2009, 09:40:20 pm »
oh thank god I thought this was going to be a marathon of reading...well I may have jumped in partway down but I'm gonna pretend I didn't.

um, Akasha's link was awesome.  It even had the nonexistent butt definition of a true...actually I don't know what nationality that comes from but you see it on a lot of Asian girls.  Hmm,,is it a Japanese thing?  yeah probably.  chinese is a little different, but you still see a lot of flat butts.  A lot of Taiwanese girls (not all) seem to be ok with it, ie they do have butts.  Not sure about the others (Korean, Thai, Cambodian, Vietnamese, etc.)  Vietnamese girls seem to be often quite small overall.

and half Korean?  I always thought of you as Japanese for some reason.

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