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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #660 on: May 11, 2009, 03:28:32 pm »
But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

Womens breasts = +5 to the following: persuasion, diplomacy, bluff,  gather information, and perform.
                          +2 to Cha and Swim
                           -5 to CLimb and Disguise

Edit: In reality of course not, but just for funs.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #661 on: May 11, 2009, 03:32:09 pm »
I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #662 on: May 11, 2009, 03:34:24 pm »
Oooo baby.
Knowing you it's probably a shiny leather Robe and wizard hat though, isn't it

As for hips, Eh I don't really have a say on them.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #663 on: May 11, 2009, 03:35:48 pm »
Hips on guys can be sexy, too

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #664 on: May 11, 2009, 03:37:26 pm »
Hips.

I actually thought about taking a yoga class so I could look at girls' camel toes and asses through thier spandex when in the downward dog position.  :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #665 on: May 11, 2009, 03:49:31 pm »
But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

Womens breasts = +5 to the following: persuasion, diplomacy, bluff,  gather information, and perform.
                          +2 to Cha and Swim
                           -5 to CLimb and Disguise

Edit: In reality of course not, but just for funs.

Still, Silent feeblemind against straight males.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #666 on: May 11, 2009, 05:05:08 pm »
Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.

DAMN !!!!!!!!!!! You're friggin perfect.......
You have no idea what I'd give to meet a girl as pretty as you, and has no prob burping in public (and other "inappropriate stuff")
Seriously.... that's like the description of my dream-girl right there. And you're it :|
I would seriously drop everything and come over to whereever it is you live (I forget) if it weren't for my duties here (joining the military in a month) and also the fact that I'm broke....

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #667 on: May 11, 2009, 07:10:28 pm »
Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.

DAMN !!!!!!!!!!! You're friggin perfect.......
You have no idea what I'd give to meet a girl as pretty as you, and has no prob burping in public (and other "inappropriate stuff")
Seriously.... that's like the description of my dream-girl right there. And you're it :|
I would seriously drop everything and come over to whereever it is you live (I forget) if it weren't for my duties here (joining the military in a month) and also the fact that I'm broke....

I, on the other hand, have a job, a decent amount of money in savings, and no such duties.  ;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #668 on: May 11, 2009, 09:51:57 pm »
Hehehe.... I catch you drift, Deatzh. Doesn't matter in the long run, but it's enjoyable all the same. :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #669 on: May 12, 2009, 02:40:20 am »
Aaargh, this thread moves too fast!

Akasha: Oh, all right. Ahem, sorry I got defensive. >_> It just seems like other females often think "feminine" is bad, and are always boasting about their tomboyishness. (Not that you seem like a tomboy to me, you just seem... Cool. And tough.)
But hey, I feel you! I used to bind my tits too, after all.

Having a vagina is quite a pain. It's always leaking -something-!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #670 on: May 12, 2009, 05:47:19 am »
Yeah right, as if you have any... XD j/k

I was partially drunk last night while writing that post, sorry if it came out a bit exagerrated.


Still, I'm sure you're flawed just the right amount :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #671 on: May 12, 2009, 07:34:42 am »
And I'll have to say I'm in the same boat as Malki on this one but with other responsibilities that keeps me on the western side of the Baltic sea. And if you had been flawless, that had probably tipped the scale from insanely attractive to eerily perfect. (In the nightmare scary way)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #672 on: May 12, 2009, 01:52:26 pm »
There are plenty of other things besides arousal that can cause to ...uh...leakage.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #673 on: May 12, 2009, 02:08:20 pm »
See that's one reason I'm glad I'm a guy. Leakage is uncomfortable (i assume?).
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #674 on: May 12, 2009, 02:21:44 pm »
Yes! it's kind of gross at times! But penises can too. Just need to stick to good hygiene habits.... Yes... um, unicorn chaser?


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #675 on: May 12, 2009, 08:51:10 pm »
This thread needs more girl on girl action:


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #676 on: May 12, 2009, 11:28:13 pm »
This thread always needs more girl on girl action




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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #677 on: May 13, 2009, 12:18:48 am »
aint it great!  ;D ;D
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #678 on: May 13, 2009, 12:19:15 am »
My libido is just the right amount of active.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #679 on: May 13, 2009, 12:22:45 am »
Apparently mine is not active enough.

Edit: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #680 on: May 13, 2009, 12:23:37 am »
should be seeing about getting mine fixed this weekend
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #681 on: May 13, 2009, 08:14:19 am »


Sexiest last meal ever?

(note: Not the cheeseburger)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #682 on: May 13, 2009, 09:45:56 am »
*Sigh* You all and your overactive libidos, honestly.  :P



Hey, I have a libido of almost zero activity, and I *still* like yuri!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #683 on: May 13, 2009, 10:45:20 am »
*Sigh* You all and your overactive libidos, honestly.  :P



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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #684 on: May 13, 2009, 12:02:30 pm »
mmm, nyataimori would make a great last meal. and next to last meal. And the meal before that..........

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #685 on: May 13, 2009, 12:06:17 pm »
You wouldn't not eat off a hot chick if you could help it. And knowing you I can only assume your gonna tie her up too.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #686 on: May 13, 2009, 12:07:32 pm »
This thread needs more girl on girl action:



I want a stable out back with 10 of those!  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #687 on: May 13, 2009, 12:08:59 pm »
well yeah, bondage is a necessity in the best nyotaimori. >.>

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #688 on: May 13, 2009, 12:10:10 pm »
>.> isn't that like your personal policy? Everything is better with bondage?

'Cause it sure seems like it <.<
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #689 on: May 13, 2009, 12:11:47 pm »
I was about to mention something that isn't enhanced by bondage, but I can't think of any right now. :P

I'd also eat sushi off of a naked guy....

...god I'm hungry.