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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #630 on: May 11, 2009, 01:06:39 pm »

Boobs are overrated. What matters is femininity. And you have that in spades!

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See, I dislike to much femininity in women. Which I suppose is why I prefer flat chested women. They are much closer to boys! Am I secretly gay?


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #631 on: May 11, 2009, 01:08:22 pm »
Yay! Happy Girls!  :D

Now Make Out!  :P

Umm... who is the latter comment directed at?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #632 on: May 11, 2009, 01:11:18 pm »
The Happy Girls of Course!  :D

Happy Juice!  :D [/random]

But CDSM problably. But everyone's a little gay!  :P

Seriously though There's a differance between the not liking big haired Texas boobjob look and and being secretly homosexual. And I for one like girls with short hair too. But I'm gay so you don't take my word for it...  ::)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #633 on: May 11, 2009, 01:13:08 pm »
What matters is femininity.

Watch out Akasha might put on her Ass kicking boots and kick some ass. :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #634 on: May 11, 2009, 01:25:46 pm »
Yeah.  36D/DD-ish.  I haven't really had the opportunity to try on DD yet, and last time I had the opportunity, I really just needed a bra so wanted to pick up what I knew would fit and GTFO that store.  Next time I have money and time I'm going to go check.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #635 on: May 11, 2009, 01:33:07 pm »
Variety FOR THE WIN!  (I love my Gf's boobs, her nipples are a bit off centre, one down and outwards the other up and outwards, both by half an inch or so in each direction :P )

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #636 on: May 11, 2009, 01:35:02 pm »
What matters is femininity.

Watch out Akasha might put on her Ass kicking boots and kick some ass. :P

No. Becuase she know I'd like it too much.  :-[
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #637 on: May 11, 2009, 01:36:21 pm »
Inflicting pain is inflicting pain is inflicting pain for a sadist like her ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #638 on: May 11, 2009, 01:44:38 pm »
Well I don't happen to think femininty is mutally exclusive with asskicking.

I mean she'd fuck your shit up.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #639 on: May 11, 2009, 01:45:28 pm »
./cracks knuckles

What exactly do you mean by feminine, Ronin?


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #640 on: May 11, 2009, 01:46:34 pm »
I don't either, it was a joke that Akasha is far from the general feminine stereotype. She's got her feminine side... I'm sure... probably... maybe?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #641 on: May 11, 2009, 01:47:54 pm »
I'm not sure how to define "feminine" either. I've found it too complicated and decided to reject the concepts altogether. There are no "masculine" or "feminine" traits, only traits. Or if you want to arbitrarily label hunting and drinking as "masculine" and cooking and cleaning as "feminine", okay, but it doesn't make any actual difference to them.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #642 on: May 11, 2009, 01:51:11 pm »
Umm...

Yeah... your turning me on Akashayi.  :-[

Not that you don't always!  :-[

If Akashayi stabbed me to death I would be a corpse with a raging hardon.  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #643 on: May 11, 2009, 01:58:14 pm »
Problem is that I can't GRIP the damn thing because my pads are so freaking smooth.

I think that's the fault of your instruments.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #644 on: May 11, 2009, 01:59:44 pm »
Since I don't hold much stock in gender stereotypes, the physical aspect of masculinity/femininity makes more sense to me.

I have a pretty feminine figure, I think.... makes crossdressing hellish -_-;
But at the same time, people have mistaken me for a dude in pictures.

So who knows.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #645 on: May 11, 2009, 02:02:19 pm »
I'm not sure how to define "feminine" either. I've found it too complicated and decided to reject the concepts altogether. There are no "masculine" or "feminine" traits, only traits. Or if you want to arbitrarily label hunting and drinking as "masculine" and cooking and cleaning as "feminine", okay, but it doesn't make any actual difference to them.

I said nothing about "Femine Traits". I said feminity. Feminity is an essense. A totality. You don't create it by just jumbling a bunch of different things together any witch way or carbon copying someone so they look like a manaquinn. When you see a woman who has it, you're like "Wow..." And that's it. Your not going "She has just the right breast shape/size ecetera. Your just going "Wow."... "I... Like.... Her!"
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #646 on: May 11, 2009, 02:09:14 pm »
Deathz: yes, because I'm pale. Very, very pale. (Yes, I sunburn like a bitch too.)

As for being feminine... Akasha, what's wrong with being feminine?

I consider myself feminine, meaning I use skirts and dresses, makeup and  high heels, I like pink and elegant things and I guess I move a certain way too. That does not make me "air headed" or "vain" in any way, nor does it mean I have to stand in the kitchen and be some pig's housewife, nor am I doing it for the guys. That's just how I am.

It has become like my mission in life to prove that a woman can be feminine, strong and intelligent at the same time. >.>

Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #647 on: May 11, 2009, 02:11:26 pm »
eat pizza and fries with my fingers.

Wait people actually eat those 2 things with utensils? BLASPHEMY!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #648 on: May 11, 2009, 02:13:12 pm »
Thats disgusting.  :(

Their should be laws against that.  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #649 on: May 11, 2009, 02:15:44 pm »
There's nothing wrong with it Razzly, ;P

Personally, I just don't feel really right as whatever constitutes feminine, or a woman. Gender dysphoria power, activate! :P

I don't wear skirts or dresses, I really don't like pink and I prefer gunmetal, guns, cars and rivets. :P

I still like having boobs most of the time though. (Even though other times I bind em back and wear loose shirts.) Boobs are great. ./jigglejiggle

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #650 on: May 11, 2009, 02:24:15 pm »
What about your vagina?

Does that go along with your gender dysphoria thing as well?

What's it like to have a vagina, girls?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #651 on: May 11, 2009, 02:33:02 pm »
I don't really care about my gender. Truth me told, if I had the option of altering my body to anything I wish...I'd much rather be made of bees then swap my sex organs.



I said nothing about "Femine Traits". I said feminity. Feminity is an essense. A totality. You don't create it by just jumbling a bunch of different things together any witch way or carbon copying someone so they look like a manaquinn. When you see a woman who has it, you're like "Wow..." And that's it. Your not going "She has just the right breast shape/size ecetera. Your just going "Wow."... "I... Like.... Her!"

Then why can't you just say "likeability"?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #652 on: May 11, 2009, 02:37:16 pm »
you guys are fucking hilarious today

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #653 on: May 11, 2009, 02:44:26 pm »
I would like to be female.

Or at least try it?

Except for gaving to work at looking good - that would annoy me after a while.  :-\

But I like how charming women are. I would like that kind of power of persuasion.  :D

Basically I would like all the benefits of being female without any of the negitives.  :P

But sense the kind of thing required to change your sex in real life is slicing your penis in two.

Yeah... not so much. :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #654 on: May 11, 2009, 02:58:04 pm »

Basically I would like all the benefits of being female without any of the negitives.  :P


So you want the power of persuasion while maintaining your male superiority? Hell, Hitler managed that.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #655 on: May 11, 2009, 03:14:06 pm »
No.

Not so much.

And I prefer less Hitler refrences to more, thank you.  :(


What I meant was that I like how women are often great with people and get lots of attention.
I think that's cool.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #656 on: May 11, 2009, 03:16:25 pm »
No.

Not so much.

And I prefer less Hitler refrences to more, thank you.  :(


What I meant was that I like how women are often great with people and get lots of attention.
I think that's cool.

You mean how hot women get attention from horny males? Yeah, I guess that's cool. I personally wouldn't want that kind of attention.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #657 on: May 11, 2009, 03:17:25 pm »
Godwins law. Oh snap!

But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #658 on: May 11, 2009, 03:17:46 pm »
CDSM: Stop willfully misinterpreting what I'm saying!  >:(

AKASHAYI: I have no idea!  ???
It just seems like girls have better social skills in general.  :D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #659 on: May 11, 2009, 03:24:23 pm »
CDSM: Stop willfully misinterpreting what I'm saying!  >:(

AKASHAYI: I have no idea!  ???
It just seems like girls have better social skills in general.  :D

I can't, it's in my nature. You may as well tell Australia to stop harboring venomous animals.

Godwins law. Oh snap!

But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

Nothing at all. D&D confirms there is *no* difference between genders!