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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #570 on: May 07, 2009, 07:12:57 am »
*is confused*

Why didn't we get details again?? ;D ;-)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #571 on: May 07, 2009, 07:34:35 am »
LOL Umber!

As to phone sex, it's about the only semi-regular sex I get atm. while my girl is 700km away... That and sms-sex... it all makes me feel kinda lame... even though it kinda builds up the tension to when we actually meet again.

Sex dreams doesn't come that often, I can remember two relatively recent, but before those it was at least a year back for anything earlier of the sort.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #572 on: May 07, 2009, 11:31:43 am »
Of course you get details, Umber. I'll meet you in your dreams tonight and tell you all about it ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #573 on: May 07, 2009, 11:36:55 am »
You really are good at making people hot... :-[ you have a real talent there!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #574 on: May 07, 2009, 12:24:20 pm »
You really are good at making people hot... :-[ you have a real talent there!
This.


Also, I have sex dreams pretty regularly. Espeshally when I masturbate before I go to sleep.  :-[

Usually they are weird.  :'(

Did you know that nighttime boners are not nessisarily sex dream related?  :'(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #575 on: May 07, 2009, 12:58:56 pm »
I never get sex dreams, hardly ever.

And if I do, they're always some kind of disappointment. I.e. wake up right when it gets to the good part.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #576 on: May 07, 2009, 01:17:26 pm »
Problem is that they're usually not about sex, and I HATE the topic that too many of them have.
good thing that sentence doesn't beg further explanation or anything, cuz that would suck. ;)

yeah that waking up at the good part must be some kind of a thing...that always used to happen to me.

0% sex dreams these days though :(

edit: oh no wait...sometimes I guess I do sort of...they usually deal more with the heavy flirting stage though, but there's a lot of horny feelings.  They are great.  And I do still wake up right when there might be a good part about to occur.  for those, maybe once every 2 or 3 weeks I think.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #577 on: May 07, 2009, 01:19:08 pm »
That's cause you're married ... You are one of the married ones, right?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #578 on: May 07, 2009, 01:30:45 pm »
well yeah.  I did edit my post though because I remembered some quasi-sexual ones.  And I always wake up happy and guilty simultaneously with those, because they are not often about the person next to me. :-[

not too guilty though.  I think it's a pretty common thing for human beings. :)

they're much more likely to be about forumites ;)

j/k - haven't gotten to that stage yet...maybe if y'all posted more scantily clad pics it might help though! ::)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #579 on: May 07, 2009, 01:35:34 pm »
fair enough.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #580 on: May 07, 2009, 01:41:37 pm »
Are we talking sex dreams?

I had one, once. I think I had an orgasm in my sleep... :-[
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #581 on: May 07, 2009, 01:55:52 pm »
I've never orgasmed in my sleep. (that I know of).

The rare occasions where I've had sexy dreams usually have me waking up super horny, though :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #582 on: May 07, 2009, 03:27:52 pm »
I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #583 on: May 07, 2009, 04:16:35 pm »
we live in hope.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #584 on: May 07, 2009, 04:38:44 pm »
Wait what?
I don't see the connection.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #585 on: May 07, 2009, 05:06:32 pm »
I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.-> We live in hope.... the hope that it would wake you up.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #586 on: May 07, 2009, 05:12:59 pm »
Oh, I guess.

 
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #587 on: May 08, 2009, 12:21:33 am »
Cant remeber my dreams  :( .................is that weird?  :'(  and have had Phone sex, done stuff on web cam and sms stuff, (hmm should belong in the BDSM thread I think)
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #588 on: May 08, 2009, 12:25:10 am »
Cant remeber my dreams  :( .................is that weird? 

No it's extremely common, in your average sleep cycle (lets say 8 hours?) you'll go into R.E.M sleep multiple times probably about 4 in that amount of time. Generally a new dream each time. Also generally if you remember a dream it's only one.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #589 on: May 08, 2009, 06:10:54 am »
I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.

Well, it sort-of did.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #590 on: May 08, 2009, 06:51:08 pm »
Friday is lesbian sexbot day!


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #591 on: May 08, 2009, 07:03:08 pm »
I love that picture!
And I wish I had more time to read this thread... lol
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I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #592 on: May 09, 2009, 12:39:29 am »
Friday is lesbian sexbot day!



To me it looks like Björk kissing Björk day   :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cS1FaKPWY

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #593 on: May 09, 2009, 12:55:54 am »
Hehe... I know the origin Selan :)

I love that video. And lesbian sexbots

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #594 on: May 09, 2009, 12:59:34 am »
It's a nice video, pretty wel made , song is also ok.

About the sexdreams: i have them sometimes  ;D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #595 on: May 09, 2009, 01:00:38 am »
Reminds me of iRobot ( IRobot?)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #596 on: May 09, 2009, 09:46:11 am »
I, Robot.

Inspired by the Isaac Asimov book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov

The Bjork video is exellent. I once rented a DVD with all the music videos by that director. Many of them were good but many more where disturbing. You'd like it Akashayi.  ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #597 on: May 10, 2009, 04:25:20 pm »
I probably would. Oh, and Boobies!


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #598 on: May 10, 2009, 08:12:26 pm »
That's because the she's drawn like a woman with implants... bad implants. So the nipple is really high.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #599 on: May 10, 2009, 08:39:53 pm »
Goddamn, her nipple is high.

That's not a nipple. It's a quarter she's storing in her bra.