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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6570 on: June 22, 2012, 07:47:51 am »
I haven't touched any boobs but my own... D:
Or wait, maybe once or twice when I was drunk. Too bad I barely remember.
Well, at least I have been told mine are pretty darn fun.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6571 on: June 23, 2012, 01:47:23 am »
@Chag: I'm not gonna look up old photos of you to confirm it so I'll just take your word for it :p

Strewth! I'm watching a good Porn DVD and the sound is amazing!  Seriously, I normally have to put the sound up to 70/100 for DVDs and the TV can normally sit at 15/100 with comfort but this thing is clear as day at only 3/100!

I though for ages there was an issue with my DVD player... anyway... back to my movie :D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6572 on: June 23, 2012, 06:02:29 am »
enjoy ;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6573 on: June 23, 2012, 06:33:14 am »
*meh* it was alright.  Not too bad a storyline although on the "attempt at romantic" side.  Certainly high-quality though.

Its very hard to make a porn that involves good storyline. Porns are generally watched for their sex scenes and the sex scenes just don't add much to the storyline other than the people had sex, except in mainstream movies they have maybe a minues of flashes from the sex scene or just a quick glimpse to pretty much inform the audience that the people had sex with each other and thats really all the porn movies accomplish with the same thing, except they take at least 10 minutes to do it.

Its generally only in incest, rape, alien and supernatural sex movies that the sex scene can mean much more than "those people had sex" as far as the storyline goes.  In those circumstances it can become a real pivot to the story or at the very least an interesting part (I don't count affairs/cheating 'cos its just so over-done that its as meaninless as anything else).  You look in literotica and sure enough its generally those stories that do the best.  hentai is another one that can make it since it goes to such extremes with the sex scenes but I also find they generally don't overdo their scenes and even throw some acting lines into it with reasonable success.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6574 on: June 23, 2012, 07:08:57 am »
Thing is pron films aren't meant to have much of a story line so might as well just show every one having sex.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6575 on: June 23, 2012, 07:42:04 am »
or you *could* show an interesting story, with great characters, and have awesome sex as part of the movie. But noooo, sex is shaaaameful. XP

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6576 on: June 23, 2012, 08:02:47 am »
@Chag: I'm not gonna look up old photos of you to confirm it so I'll just take your word for it :p

Yeah, there would be no point. They've grown quite a bit since I last posted a photo.


Oh, and about porn movies; they've always annoyed me. If they can't come up with a good storyline I'd mch rather they skip it and just have sex. But I never liked professional porn anyways.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 08:04:25 am by Chag4 »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6577 on: June 23, 2012, 02:58:40 pm »
Watched a chinese movie called "Sex and Zen" (2011) as well.  Its not an actual porn but if the sex scenes in it had been real I reckon it could have pulled off a live action porn movie with reasonable plot.  It managed to put comedy, tragedy and supernatural into it's sex scenes and even ended with a decent theme/message somehow.



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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6578 on: June 23, 2012, 03:02:35 pm »
 :o ???
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6580 on: June 23, 2012, 03:36:52 pm »
That was for the last screen shot.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6581 on: June 23, 2012, 09:47:53 pm »
Yeah, she/it then proceed to spin a wagon wheel on "it" *LOL* hilarious scene.  Much of the movie was comedy.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6582 on: June 24, 2012, 02:09:36 am »
Every time I read some of these threads it makes me jealous of how long you all have known each other (and makes me wanna be part of the community) and then I read more and think I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too shy about sex to belong on this forum, lol.

Oh and just so I fit in - wearing a black t-shirt and bright pink, fuzzy Betty Boop pants (my mom makes me the absolute best pajama pants every year for Christmas).

Edited for word choice.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6583 on: June 24, 2012, 05:22:55 am »
*drags Ducky-worshiper to the front*  Right you don't HAVE to talk about sex (even though it helps), I was the shy retiring type until I met this lot  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6584 on: June 24, 2012, 07:02:45 am »
I know what you mean ducky, I only introduced myself here last week :)

It was odd having read a lot about you guys, and then actually thinking about entering into what was kind of like an ongoing story. A sexy story, granted ;)

Wearing jeans, and a hoody. Damn, it's too hot in here, what's with all these clothes.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6585 on: June 24, 2012, 11:39:45 pm »
Chag: I'm really happy for you. I mean it. I think it's wonderful that you found your healthy, natural weight and feel more like a woman. In a way I suppose I'm envious as well, because this is also my "natural weight" (as in the weight I have when I eat normally, while still allowing myself some snacks now and then. Razzly types this while eating crisps. So much for going back to the old weight? xD) and I wish I could love it. I usually tell myself I look fine, and with clothes on it's usually okay (apart from a bit of belly :( ) but naked? Not nice to see in the mirror.

And since we're weight-dropping, I'm 5'3 and 57 kgs. Used to be 49 kgs.

Nipple piercings are hawt! I'm a bit too paranoid to get one myself though. Nipples are such sensitive things, dun want needles in them! *Grabs boobs protectively*
i'm so glad youre back razzly ^_^

and its nice to see like everyone posting again.  :-* :-* :-*

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Every time I read some of these threads it makes me jealous of how long you all have known each other (and makes me wanna be part of the community) and then I read more and think I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too shy about sex to belong on this forum, lol.

Oh and just so I fit in - wearing a black t-shirt and bright pink, fuzzy Betty Boop pants (my mom makes me the absolute best pajama pants every year for Christmas).
<3 betty boop! I have betty boop p-jams too  :-*

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I know what you mean ducky, I only introduced myself here last week :)

It was odd having read a lot about you guys, and then actually thinking about entering into what was kind of like an ongoing story. A sexy story, granted ;)

Wearing jeans, and a hoody. Damn, it's too hot in here, what's with all these clothes.

i think we lot just kinda grew into our comfort zone together. i can see how it can be a bit eye widening to read all the stuff we put up  :-[

 i'm wearing my sonic t-shirt and my work pants. no socks!
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6586 on: June 25, 2012, 01:52:17 am »
Ummm... Hi guys, its been a while.   Dunno what happened, I just kinda dropped away, but im back now!  I think i may have been that i have (luckily) been not sexually frustrated anymore as i have a lovely lady to take care of that.  when i did first join this sexy troupe I was definitely sexually frustrated and looking for a place to vent.

Looks like I have much to do in the way of pictures and some that I apparently promised before disappearing.

And now a couple of replies

@Weight
   I am rather ok with my weight right now, sitting at 5'7 and 54kg though I am stupidly and overly self conscious about gaining any weight at all.

@Boobs
 Yummy!  Though I think I may have missed out on the kasha nipples  :(

@Boners Vs Boobs
  Boners are quite fun to jump around with, as they seem to defy physics in their own special way.

@Nudity
  Definately does not have to be sexual, it can just be a symbol of how comfortable you are with another person.

@New guys
   Try running back through this thread as much as you can, its amazing how much more connected to people you feel when you have read their conversations with others... and seen their naughty bits :P

@That old pic of akasha
   Totally not mountain dew, that there is real Canada Dry ginger ale, the good stuff.

@Pics with Instruments
   Well I just got a new set of pipes so ill see what i can swing ;)

@Tight pants
   I got some old pants from highschool that could fit that bill, now just gotta find where they are.

Well right now im wearing a LRR shirt pulled up to my chin and pants around my knees lying on my couch... Ill leave you to guess as to why.

EDIT: Ok one pic now(attached) with my shitty webcam on my laptop that i've never used in a awkward position with crappy light... the next ones will be better I swear.


TL;DR
Good God I missed you guys :-* Pics soon.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 01:58:19 am by Pwncho »
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6587 on: June 25, 2012, 02:21:21 am »
Wearing a plain grey T-shirt and na pair of new black combat/cargo trousers,

Ok that's another old Forumite returning who's next?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6588 on: June 25, 2012, 02:25:10 am »
Oh I've actually read the forum religiously for almost 3 years now, and been registered for almost a year.  I'm just shy I suppose >.>

Anyway, uh, hi I guess?

@Smiles - yeah I love having bright colored/cute comfy pants to wear around the house because I always have to dress pretty nice for work (my roommate jokes that I start getting undressed the second I open the door to the apartment).

Wearing a Dr Seuss t-shirt (one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!) and grey shorts.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6589 on: June 25, 2012, 02:50:01 am »
 :D :) :D :) :D :) ;D ;D

Nice to see new and old folks!

@ducky_worshipper: interesting you chose The Sex Thread to introduce yourself in!  (sideways glance emoticon).  TOTALLY Welcome though!! just joking with you.  Make yourself comfortable, whatever that means for you!

@chag4: Only one solution then...NEW pictures!!!  *drool drool drool mop keyboard drool more*

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6590 on: June 25, 2012, 03:55:45 am »
Welcome, Ducky! <3

Edit: Oh, and wearing t-shirt and sweatpants. ...Just woke up. ._.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6591 on: June 25, 2012, 04:23:59 am »
loose ends:

How can nipples be "too" perfect?

Hey, you just don't mess with natural wonders sometimes.  We don't need to do anything to change Niagra Falls, or the Grand Canyon after all.
^ this was well put

Oh!  Nearly forgot!  Staring at Charles' pics (really just the second one *drool*) reminded me.  If you like hot asian ladies, there is a pretty fun 2012 Taiwanese movie to watch called "Z108".  It's horrible but it's a zombie movie, and my theory is that the worse a zombie movie is, the more fun it is so that all zombie movies are equally fun to watch :).  I certainly enjoyed it.  It doesn't take itself seriously at all, which helps.  It also pays decent respect to the zombie genre, though the actual "action" scenes are just horrible.  It might not be as fun though for someone who doesn't live here - there are a few sort of inside jokes and landmarks.  However, the main point is that it's FILLED from beginning to end with nearly naked hot Taiwanese women and some totally naked! (no full frontal sorry)

We can thank The Walking Dead I think for this gem.  It's really popular here.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6592 on: June 25, 2012, 10:55:06 am »
@ducky_worshipper: interesting you chose The Sex Thread to introduce yourself in!  (sideways glance emoticon).  TOTALLY Welcome though!! just joking with you.  Make yourself comfortable, whatever that means for you!

To be fair I've totally made other posts before this one (although none specifically being like "hi guys can i be your friend prz?" [which incidentally sounds a lot weirder/creepier when typed out like that]).

Wearing black slacks, a dark green blouse and black dress boots (yay work clothes).

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6593 on: June 25, 2012, 11:04:54 am »
There is a introduce yourself thread some where in here.
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« Reply #6594 on: June 25, 2012, 11:10:38 am »
@ducky_worshipper: interesting you chose The Sex Thread to introduce yourself in!  (sideways glance emoticon).  TOTALLY Welcome though!! just joking with you.  Make yourself comfortable, whatever that means for you!

To be fair I've totally made other posts before this one (although none specifically being like "hi guys can i be your friend prz?" [which incidentally sounds a lot weirder/creepier when typed out like that]).

Wearing black slacks, a dark green blouse and black dress boots (yay work clothes).

Yeah I researched your posts 8) and chose my words carefully. :D

Ex-software engineer here, I tend to follow the code as best as possible before I make an addition (if that makes any sense at all).  Some people will get it at least...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6595 on: June 25, 2012, 11:31:19 am »

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6596 on: June 25, 2012, 11:40:51 am »
Clothes.....any better?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6597 on: June 25, 2012, 11:52:00 am »
undies!

That's not very specific :P
Somehow I think you'll fit in here, miss shy girl!

Kind of weird tight Taiwan-bought boxers?  Probably not boxers since they're tight?  Likely cotton.  Vertically striped.  Specific enough?  ;D

Dress boots are freaking sweet btw.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #6598 on: June 25, 2012, 12:24:41 pm »
I totally introduced myself through this thread, I had to make sure people knew my nekkidness was coming before i posted it.

Superhero boxers, lying in bed.

(now where is my camera... ???)
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« Reply #6599 on: June 25, 2012, 12:42:17 pm »
Dress boots are freaking sweet btw.

We're not allowed to wear sneakers, shoes with no back, or open-toe shoes, which leaves you with very few other options.  Fortunately I have a love affair with boots and own plenty (we are also discouraged from wearing high heels due to safety reasons in case you need to run away from a client).