Author Topic: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17) (Read 1414131 times)

Oddball · « **Reply #540 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:13:40 pm »

sex life is non-existant just now

reckon its due to stress

akashayi · « **Reply #541 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:44:37 pm »

I've never really done stuff with a webcam, either. I've swapped sexy pictures with people when I was young and foolish, though ;P

How about phone sex? Has anyone ever had that?

RoninAngel · « **Reply #542 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:51:16 pm »

Phone sex is hotter then real sex.

At least to me.

You get what ever you want physically while the other person charges you up mentally. Its more arousing and yet more intiment. And If you close your eyes it's like they're whispering in your ear.

And don't feel bad Selan, everybody's different. That's what makes it fun.

akashayi · « **Reply #543 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:51:33 pm »

Brion tried to explain to me the error of my logic, but I've never really had phone sex either. The part where we were touching ourselves had only a little to do with it >.<

Ah, memories.

It's far more interesting to do stuff in person, anyway, Selan. So don't feel bad.

akashayi · « **Reply #544 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:57:39 pm »

Hasbian! That's a good one. Going to save that for my own personal usage.

Do you guys find that surf in your underwear a lot? I especially like to sit and surf the internet while I'm drying off after a shower.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #545 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:58:31 pm »

Quote from: Selan

I shoud change my avi into a nun

Nah i don't feel that bad... at least i had kinky girl on girl sex before i turned into a hasbian.

That'd be much hotter.

Maybe you could find one of a lesbian nun having kinky girl on girl sex!

akashayi · « **Reply #546 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:01:00 pm »

I uh... think I have a few images of that...here...somewhere... ./cough

akashayi · « **Reply #547 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:03:51 pm »

Nah, I like your lightning avatars the most, Selan.

Selan · « **Reply #548 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:06:02 pm »

So on-topic O.o i'm wearing jeans and a hoodie :p

RoninAngel · « **Reply #549 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:06:28 pm »

You kidding me? Are we talking about the same Forum?!?!

Me too akashayi!

I always thought nuns where really erotic. And the way the teacher nuns are so mean at Catholic School. And rosery beads. And how sexy habits look. And the fact that something about them just screams "sexually repressed dyke" mmmmmmm yummy!

Pozf · « **Reply #550 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:07:30 pm »

Soooo... whats a hasbian?

and I'm in jeans long sleeve shirt and sporting a ponytail

akashayi · « **Reply #551 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:09:41 pm »

Still in just a tshirt, black dickies cargo pants and also sporting a ponytail. Hiiyah.

but you know. You could imagine this if it'd keep things on topic.

Selan · « **Reply #552 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:14:46 pm »

Quote from: Pozf on May 05, 2009, 05:07:30 pm

Soooo... whats a hasbian?

I don't really need to explain do i?

RoninAngel · « **Reply #553 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:16:44 pm »

A "hasbian" is a word lesbians use for a former lesbian.

Like, "HAS BEEN" + "LESBIAN".

Usually after the girl gets done with colledge.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hasbian

RoninAngel · « **Reply #554 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:25:06 pm »

Quote from: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:09:41 pm

Still in just a tshirt, black dickies cargo pants and also sporting a ponytail. Hiiyah.

but you know. You could imagine this if it'd keep things on topic.

Do you have any tatoos or peircings Akashayi?
Are you Yakuza?

akashayi · « **Reply #555 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:52:35 pm »

No tattoos.

But yes at music! I'm very much into having music on in the background during all sorts of things, and take care when making driving playlists. Provide music for most all my friends ^^;

But lets see... I've macked on someone in a car to the SMT: Nocturne soundtrack. That was sexy XD

Depeche mode is sexy, too.

Pozf · « **Reply #556 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:57:59 pm »

'nuff said

akashayi · « **Reply #557 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:58:47 pm »

Unfortunately, I learned that lesson the hard way. >.<

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #558 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:04:11 pm »

Quote from: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 04:44:37 pm

I've never really done stuff with a webcam, either. I've swapped sexy pictures with people when I was young and foolish, though ;P

How about phone sex? Has anyone ever had that?

See, that's me again. I'd get bored and hang up after like five seconds.

Quote from: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 04:57:39 pm

Hasbian! That's a good one. Going to save that for my own personal usage.

Do you guys find that surf in your underwear a lot? I especially like to sit and surf the internet while I'm drying off after a shower.

I wear slippers, loose pants, and a kimono whenever I'm chilling at home and don't intend to go out anymore for that day.

Quote from: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:58:47 pm

Unfortunately, I learned that lesson the hard way. >.<

Hey, a truly open-minded person could have sex to anything. Especially power rangers.

"I'm going to summon my Zord now!"
"Oh no! The monster's getting bigger!"
"Let's combine!"

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #559 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:04:37 pm »

Here's a good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc

Malki · « **Reply #560 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:41:55 pm »

Quote from: Keaoden Silverstride on May 05, 2009, 05:46:29 pm

How about music during sex? I often see comments on songs about how this or that is great to listen to during sex. What are your takes on it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmFZrg-9JQ

akashayi · « **Reply #561 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:48:22 pm »

XD You guys are silly.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/king-missile/46915/detachable-penis.jhtml#id=1536063

Pozf · « **Reply #562 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:53:29 pm »

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... whoa..... whoa

Music On MTV?! It's been ages!

akashayi · « **Reply #563 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:36:47 pm »

How often (if ever) do you guys have dreams about sex?

I had a pretty crazy one last night that I think was influenced by flipside, which is odd since most of my dreams are wacky adventures. o_O

Pozf · « **Reply #564 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:42:10 pm »

Quote from: akashayi on May 06, 2009, 09:36:47 pm

How often (if ever) do you guys have dreams about sex?

Almost never... Ok that's probably an exaggeration. Bi-monthly maybe?
Edit: probably way less... it's hard to tell anymore.

Quote from: akashayi on May 06, 2009, 09:36:47 pm

I had a pretty crazy one last night that I think was influenced by flipside, which is odd since most of my dreams are wacky adventures. o_O

What... no details?

akashayi · « **Reply #565 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:47:19 pm »

Hideout orgies for the win?

Pozf · « **Reply #566 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:17:49 am »

I was actually joking, I didn't expect you to post anything >.>; Next time I'll make it more obvious.

Sorry.

akashayi · « **Reply #567 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:20:12 am »

Hahaha, was that too much?

I could go into actual detail?

Pozf · « **Reply #568 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:32:22 am »

No no not too much, like I said I didn't actually expect you to say anything at all. Plus the question mark at the end of the sentence, translated that you were a put off by the question, at least in my sleep deprived, allergy ridden mind.

akashayi · « **Reply #569 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:37:30 am »

I'm sleep deprived too, as always

But the first question mark was more me avoiding going into detail. And of course, now I just jest. ;P

Back on topic, I really don't have sexy dreams all that often. maybe once every two months average? It throws me off a little.

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