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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #480 on: April 30, 2009, 11:23:51 am »
So it should be obvious, but apparently it's not, and it seems like everyone's calmed down (maybe), but the personal insults just there were unnecessary.

Debate as intensely as you want, but no need to make it personal and drop insults.  Looking at you CDSM and Ronin.

That is all.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #481 on: April 30, 2009, 11:24:52 am »
Sorry.  :(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #482 on: April 30, 2009, 11:50:34 am »
No Prob! :)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #483 on: April 30, 2009, 12:24:34 pm »
So, who of you are going out to demonstrate tomorrow?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #484 on: April 30, 2009, 12:42:19 pm »
*avoids revealing ignorance*

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #485 on: April 30, 2009, 01:45:30 pm »
So, who of you are going out to demonstrate tomorrow?

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll be damned if I ever demonstrate anything.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #486 on: April 30, 2009, 02:08:08 pm »
It's may 1'st, a traditional union holliday. A day consecrated to union ralleys, speaches and protest marches.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #487 on: April 30, 2009, 02:49:53 pm »
You know what I hate? People that assume everybody works the way they do. Or that everybody needs to be pigeonholed.

Like, people that think bisexual are just "gays in denial".

Or that people that don't feel much sexual attraction are also "in denial" or "a damaged person".

I mean Jesus fuck. Narrow-minded much?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #488 on: April 30, 2009, 03:43:00 pm »
I'm out of commission for just a short while and I miss a million years of sex thread o_O;

Come on guys, loosen up. Relax. Isn't it way too hot for you to have that shirt on? Yes, look at you. You don't need that. ;P

Speaking of clothing, I go back and forth with wearing boxers, but I've been wearing them more recently. So comfortable.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #489 on: April 30, 2009, 03:57:24 pm »
Come on guys, loosen up. Relax. Isn't it way too hot for you to have that shirt on? Yes, look at you. You don't need that. ;P

No it's not, it's a cool 50 Degrees today again ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #490 on: April 30, 2009, 04:00:53 pm »
You lucky dog. ;P

Well, take it off anyway. I know I'm going to have to.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #491 on: April 30, 2009, 04:10:28 pm »
Fine I will

Now I'm just wearing a T-shirt and jeans
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #492 on: May 01, 2009, 12:06:16 am »
Only thing I've demonstrated against was development of Lurcher's Gully and in finicular railway on the Cairgorm mountian range.  (Millitant eco forumite here  ;D )
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #493 on: May 01, 2009, 01:14:18 am »
I usually don't demonstrate... I plot a revolution instead ;D

And CDSM, I think you are preaching to the choir with that statement in here ;)

But Akasha, if I remove my shirt I'll be cold above the waist as there is no one here to heat me up :(

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #494 on: May 01, 2009, 07:24:53 am »
You have to go to where Akasha is...cuz it's hot where Akasha is.  Even in winter actually I've heard!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #495 on: May 01, 2009, 09:39:57 am »
never liked hot climates prefer the cold. and wearing a GREEN T-shirt for a change.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #496 on: May 01, 2009, 11:49:23 am »
Yeah but I'm not talking about the climate...It's just HOT where Akasha is ;)

edit: sexy pics on Friday!

WARNING-image contains potato:
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #497 on: May 01, 2009, 01:09:56 pm »
I prefer cold climates as well. (sad Toronto nostalgia.) Who knows how I ended up here. But you know, if you take of your clothes, you could use science and friction to ...get warm. ;)

That is...certainly a potato. Imagine the games of Hot Potato you could have. I didn't know friday was sexy images day. I guess I'll have to put out, as the resident ninja.

Warning, kung fu?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #498 on: May 01, 2009, 01:15:13 pm »
Ouch?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #499 on: May 01, 2009, 01:20:43 pm »
Ok, ok, here is your sexy unicorn chaser ninjas. Since I'm such a nice person.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #500 on: May 01, 2009, 01:38:18 pm »
Yeah ok they are pretty sexy :D

I love the name Monkey Steals the Peach.  The text under Fig. 74, especially the last two sentences, is where it gets real haha.

Sexy Scary Zombie Hooters Girls (warning - actually scary and not sexy!) (well I thought it was scary - you desensitized people probably won't)

edit: oops link was broken somehow..guess I was supposed to post something actually sexy.



some girls are so good with cameras...
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #501 on: May 01, 2009, 01:55:55 pm »
"...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death."
 :( :o :( :o :(
I am horrified.

But those ninjas are certifieable babes. :-* Too many strong emotions at once- COGNITIVE OVERLOAD!  :(

You are a sadist Akashayi.  ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #502 on: May 01, 2009, 03:14:26 pm »
"...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death."
 :( :o :( :o :(
I am horrified.

Well, at least the attack has the decency to give you certain death after ripping off your genitals. 

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #503 on: May 02, 2009, 12:02:01 am »
I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack, especially if used against someone wearing relatively tight pants of dense non-elastic fabrics... Like common jeans where the fly and fitting tends to flatten things out and thus denying grip. Also, it's quite simple to avoid by stepping back/forward.
I imagine the Krav-Maga style would easily counter it since it's based on constant attacks and closing the distance to elbow and knee range relatively quick where attacks that use momentum for their power won't be effective if they can be adapted at all.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #504 on: May 02, 2009, 12:38:47 pm »
I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack,

Me too, mainly because it only really works on one gender.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #505 on: May 02, 2009, 03:38:56 pm »
I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack,

Me too, mainly because it only really works on one gender.

What fighters commonly fight women? Usually martial arts competions (including mixed martial arts) are segregated by gender and females are not allowed in the infantry in most militaries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_soldiers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts

Just 'cause in the movies girls are always doing karate chops, I doubt it would come up particularly often for most male martial artists.


And just for the sake of the argument, ask any female: being punched in the cunt hurts. :-\
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #506 on: May 02, 2009, 03:45:52 pm »
What fighters commonly fight women? Usually martial arts competions (including mixed martial arts) are segregated by gender and females are not allowed in the infantry in most militaries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_soldiers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts
Just 'cause in the movies girls are always doing karate chops, I doubt it would come up particularly often for most male martial artists.
And just for the sake of the argument, ask any female: being punched in the cunt hurts. :-\

I'm not basing it off movies, its fact that women fight, and that it won't really work (ripping away the genitals) on a woman. Plus the move isn't a "punch" it's a palm up hit.

And sure I bet getting kicked in the groin hurts for women too. But I'm pretty sure it won't Down with one swift kick, it's much more dangerous for a guy to get hit there, and painful.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #507 on: May 02, 2009, 04:02:49 pm »
But when will that be relavent?

How often do you really expect the average fighter to come up against a female?



It just started dumping outside. Like it wasn't when I whent out so now I'm inside with out a coat. Being soaking wet isn't sexy (except if your a bikini babe in the bahamas).

Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage.  ::)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #508 on: May 02, 2009, 04:18:44 pm »
I probably shouldn't have used the word "mainly" in my post as if I had thought the entire argument through that wouldn't not have been the main point, though a point.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #509 on: May 02, 2009, 04:40:46 pm »
But when will that be relavent?

How often do you really expect the average fighter to come up against a female?

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Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage.  ::)

She could go either way.