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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #60 on: April 06, 2009, 09:47:26 am »
I am, as always, wearing a purple tee shirt. I have ten of them.  :o

hey cool we're both wearing purple today ^_^
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #61 on: April 06, 2009, 09:52:09 am »
Yay Purple!  :D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2009, 09:53:48 am »
No one wants to know about your turtleneck Smiles!  We want to know what kind of dainty underthings you're wearing!!   :D  At least give us a color!!

Confessions, confessions...um...wow.  but I'm still holding on to hope that you people won't think I'm a freak...and plus the guys just really don't want to know...I'm already pretty TMI all the time as it is...it's different for you girls because EVERYONE wants to know.  Well, maybe not everyone, but probably most...

GUYS DON'T READ THIS!  SERIOUSLY!

I once fapped at a gas station while the wind was blowing this girl's skirt up while she was pumping gas.  I was parked way off to the side, and...it was pretty hot.  It was great.  I didn't even see anything except legs but I found it very exciting.

that's the least TMI thing I can think of.  Pretty pervy though and I'm guessing illegal :-\

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2009, 09:55:25 am »
as long as it was nae a blooke wearing a Kilt lol
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2009, 09:58:55 am »
No one wants to know about your turtleneck Smiles!  We want to know what kind of dainty underthings you're wearing!!   :D  At least give us a color!!



stalker. maybe I'll go pantsless tonight.*shrugs* it's the only way you find out what color my panties are and that's if I'm wearing them ;D  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2009, 10:08:28 am »
Dude you weren't supposed to read that  >:( (edit: that's to Oddball, not Smiles!)

and...wait...OH NOOOE!! :o

jeez I feel bad about posting that.  It's not sexy at all and it's really pervy.

can i change my answer?  um...I have also been hit on by several gay guys before.  And it's a little rough because I'm not gay.  I often like gay guys (not like the ones Ronin's describing though) at first because they speak their minds, and I feel that not enough people in the world do.  So I usually talk with them and laugh with them a lot.  But they often turn to trying to convince me that I'm gay, and I pretty much hate that.  I mean, I'm not homophobic, but a lot of these guys are like really f'ing insistent, and I don't like them being that way.  I guess it might be a view into what it would be like to be a girl when faced with an aggressive jerk.

But anyway, the point was that gay guys often think I'm gay after talking to me.  And in Spain, I was getting approached by guys without even talking to them first.  So go figure.  Maybe I'm not macho enough.  Been better lately but it still happens. :(

To be fair though, there are lots of gay guys that just remain cool and normal, even after talking to them repeatedly.

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to Smiles...whoa! :o edit: at least I got you to say "panties" :-* :-*
« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 10:10:06 am by UmberIsSexy »

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2009, 10:10:39 am »
if you did not want us to read that part why did you put:

GUYS DON'T READ THIS!  SERIOUSLY!

that is a sure way of gaining attention  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2009, 10:17:33 am »
sorry...good point.  to change the subject, I met another Scotsman this weekend.

he wants to move back home, but his wife is American and won't budge.

take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.

he has three super cute kids though.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2009, 10:20:58 am »
was the oppo for a while i wanted to move to get a job but the ex did not want to.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2009, 10:22:52 am »
to where did you want to move?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2009, 10:23:53 am »
any where from Saudi Arabia to Aus, New Zealand and America.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2009, 10:24:23 am »


to Smiles...whoa! :o edit: at least I got you to say "panties" :-* :-*

lol  ;D :P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2009, 11:51:32 am »
Nothing wrong with what you did, Umberissexy. ;)

Not totally shocking, either. I have friends that are voyeurs/sex in public people and you should hear their stories.

And if there's a difference in what guys and girls want to know, no one told me ./shrugs

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2009, 12:01:00 pm »
I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.

I could see it being nice in the summer when its the room is hot



LOL. That's the other thing. If I sleep naked I get COLD. My basement is freezing even in summer.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2009, 12:03:19 pm »
And if there's a difference in what guys and girls want to know, no one told me ./shrugs

There's a difference between what society expects them to want to know...

But wanting to know what you want to know makes you you, whatever society thinks..

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2009, 12:34:22 pm »
Oh...I was more trying to say that straight guys will not want to know about the "adventures" of other straight guys, whereas, in general, straight girls may not mind hearing about those of other straight girls...

also, it's far more accepted for girls to have lesbian tendencies, so it's more ok for girls to be voyeuristic about each other.  With guys, you, socially, have to be all "Duuuuude...I did not want to hear that...dude.  Let's go play football or drive cars."  meh, I dunno.  Maybe I just need new friends and family. :)

Me, I don't give a f.  Nothing shocks me.  Might surprise me, and I might have fun going OMG! Nuh UH really? but I really don't care what people tell me about themselves.  I am also prone to be very open, but sometimes I take crap for it.

NightWraith: good call!  So what you're saying is that we are all enormous pervs!  No matter what society thinks!  Got it! ;)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2009, 12:45:40 pm »
oh. 98% of my friends are guys. Maybe they're just the right guys. Just being open is the best.

I don't give a flying 'f' either.

We all are enormous pervs here ;P, and I'm the first to admit it. In fact, I'm probably the biggest perv of them all. Bow to my pervy goodness.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2009, 01:05:02 pm »
*bows to get a better upskirt view of Akasha's pervy goodness*

Yeah, I know, you don't wear skirts *grumble*.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2009, 01:11:33 pm »
Be patient o' Mod one your time will come, oh yes your time will come.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2009, 01:28:38 pm »
"bow to your sensei!"

I don't need to wear a skirt to give you a sexy view. Hahaha.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2009, 01:30:00 pm »
Gray turtle neck that's a bit too small XD

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2009, 01:57:37 pm »
Gray turtle neck that's a bit too small XD

tangent time! .. You all were talkin about gays and turtlenecks. And now, this is all I can think of:
bishop in a turtleneck

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2009, 02:09:59 pm »
*drops to knees and bows deeply!!*

I love this thread!!  :D :D :D

where's Ronin? *looks high and low* -he needs to receive his kudos.

Welcome nilinet...gotta confession?  :D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2009, 02:59:44 pm »
[In voice like the butler in a old black an' white horror movie/] YOU RAAAAANG?  ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2009, 03:19:40 pm »
you mean like Lurch from the Munsters?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2009, 03:26:14 pm »
Oh.  Uh.  Hi Ronin.  I have to go home now, but hey nice thread!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2009, 03:43:36 pm »
Oh.  Uh.  Hi Ronin.  I have to go home now, but hey nice thread!
Okay! See You!  :-*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2009, 09:50:58 pm »
darn it all I'm still wearing pants. :P

maybe i won't next time  ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #88 on: April 07, 2009, 02:17:11 am »
WTF!!!  :o
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #89 on: April 07, 2009, 02:25:58 am »
What is that you say Oddball? The information in this thread does not boggle the mind enough? I agree.
Oddball says you guys need more confessions *cough* ;D
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