Author Topic: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17) (Read 1414988 times)

Oddball · « **Reply #5880 on:** September 15, 2010, 03:43:43 am »

in black cargo/combat trousers and my Avro T-shirt

Zweihander · « **Reply #5881 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:19:51 am »

Here's my attempt at copying Pwncho's "shadow on a wall" pic... Took me about 20 tries setting up the lighting and the camera angle. x_x

Also, posing with a cosplay prop sword.

Pwncho · « **Reply #5882 on:** September 15, 2010, 09:57:48 am »

unfortunately i dont have a sword anywhere near that size.

Now if we could just get some of these other forumites naked too...

Oddball · « **Reply #5883 on:** September 15, 2010, 10:55:05 am »

I've done my time and my re-up papers are missing

Pwncho · « **Reply #5884 on:** September 15, 2010, 11:38:58 am »

a forumites job is never done Odd! especially in the nekkid department.

Oddball · « **Reply #5885 on:** September 15, 2010, 12:14:04 pm »

and here's me thinking 3? was retirement age in here lol I'll see what I can do for you crazy lot.

Pwncho · « **Reply #5886 on:** September 15, 2010, 10:28:24 pm »

Something to talk about(blatantly jacked from another forum).

Your worst sexual/intimate moment that you can remember.

Mine would have been, oohh probabally 8 months ago, when me and my lover were full on into it when I felt that certian tingling... so, trying to be all manly and assertive (which I am most certianly not) I flipped her onto her back and took her from behind... well i was about 4 seconds in when I felt one familiar feeling and one new feeling... Just as I had started to come, the condom split apart like bomb had gone off. We had both fantasized about one day having unprotected sex and being able to have me come inside her, but at that moment, in a daze of pounding ecstasy and heartwrenching fear I tossed her off of my cock and straight into a wall... The look on her face was one i hope never to see again, as she frantically thought of ways to rid herself of what she so eloquently called "spermies".

Worst sexual moment I have had, also one of the scariest moments of my life.

Everything turned out fine Btw.

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5887 on:** September 15, 2010, 10:38:49 pm »

Well damn, I have a bunch of pics I need to be taking of myself, it would seem. Thankfully I have a tripod. But not now. Have to wake up too early in my mind to take the time to get them all right.

And since is the theme of the thread, wearing absolutely nothing.

akashayi · « **Reply #5888 on:** September 15, 2010, 11:29:07 pm »

I think we've had similar discussions here. Charles still wins this one with his masturbation story which maybe we can get him to recap again.

Worst in what way, Pwn? I mean, I've had really boring lovers and sometimes anal just doesn't work out due to tightness(but I'm a giver not a taker and rather talented if I do say so myself)... before but nothing so... dynamic. That I can think of right now. Sure, sometimes there are position issues....accidental penis tweaks... heads hitting walls while goin at it. Not enough lubrication. Eh... I almost have to think my sex life is boring with how little goes terribly wrong, but that's the opposite of true. ^^;

I've dealt with broken condoms before. Just not the type to freak out. (I think I suffer from ataraxia like slevin in lucky number slevin, if anyone gets that reference)
40$ and the morning after pill and it's not so bad.

On a similar note... Heterosexual sex without a condom is amazing, and if you're in a monogamous relationship, you're both clean and your girl can go on birthcontrol... it can be quite worth it. ;P

Pwncho · « **Reply #5889 on:** September 15, 2010, 11:35:16 pm »

Mayby you dont have a worst, its possible you are just that lucky.

I do remember reading Charles' story, with his remake picture included... that was definitely a "worst moment"

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #5890 on:** September 16, 2010, 08:45:00 am »

The tip is brass, not gold, and I'll most certainly be using both ends in concert to make the most of the nights

I'm neither dominant nor submissive, but I have to confess to a sadistic streak, and my fiancé compliments that streak nicely, and bondage is a nice means to an end...

Zweihander · « **Reply #5891 on:** September 17, 2010, 12:58:35 pm »

Found this denim kitty-ear hat from about six years ago in one of my dresser drawers. (I designed it, my incredibly awesome seamstress grandma sewed it.)

For the hell of it, I'm wearing it right now, and nothing else.

Oddball · « **Reply #5892 on:** September 17, 2010, 01:06:42 pm »

Ok so I got "dragged" back into recreating Forumites photos here is mine in my Kilt and bow tie and one other I decided to do for the fun of it:

And the other in my Combat 95 desert pattern shirt

Zearth · « **Reply #5893 on:** September 17, 2010, 07:20:54 pm »

Put your shirt on there are children present...nahhh

Pwncho · « **Reply #5894 on:** September 17, 2010, 07:40:25 pm »

Very nice sir, good return from retirement.

charles · « **Reply #5895 on:** September 17, 2010, 10:37:55 pm »

Quote from: charles on October 01, 2009, 03:26:18 pm

Quote from: charles on September 29, 2009, 10:36:18 pm
Oh! and masturbating in the bed once, got to the "point of no return" and made a dash for the bathroom since I hadn't brought a small towel or anything in with me. Stubbed my right little toe on the bathroom door frame hard enough to make it bleed... Try jumping around on one leg, shouting and gripping your foot in pain as you bleed and cum all over the place *PMSL*

At least it was the bathroom tiles and not the carpet *LOL*

I present you with this re-enactment until I can get off my arse and replicate the other photos (damn I need a shave)

The recap. And Struth! Some awesome photos.

Well done guys. Keep up the sexy!

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5896 on:** September 18, 2010, 01:44:39 am »

Well, I decided to break out the camera and copy some of these pics that have been posted.

Couldn't decide on a favorite game, so I just went with the rarest one I own.

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5897 on:** September 18, 2010, 01:45:32 am »

Don't own Steel Batallion (yet), but I have this.

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5898 on:** September 18, 2010, 01:46:10 am »

And my final one for the night, something about a joystick? How about a full flight stick?

Oddball · « **Reply #5899 on:** September 18, 2010, 03:47:35 am »

Ok maybe I should of put up a warning with my photos.

Zearth · « **Reply #5900 on:** September 18, 2010, 06:37:08 am »

Haha and what sort of warning would that be

Oddball · « **Reply #5901 on:** September 18, 2010, 08:25:30 am »

well its too late now so why tell you

Pwncho · « **Reply #5902 on:** September 18, 2010, 10:13:59 am »

I think the thread title is warning enough, it says sex thread not sexy

and VS, nice replications, are those your first foray into the deep dark hole that is the sex thread?

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5903 on:** September 18, 2010, 10:50:14 am »

Yes, indeed they are. Now I just need to go get myself a kilt.

Smiles · « **Reply #5904 on:** September 18, 2010, 07:59:42 pm »

ooh that'd be totally hawt ^_^

i'm wearing clothes...OMG!

i'm wearing a blue jean skirt and a horizontal striped shirt.

anyone for a good massage? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjUnbJW2kM&NR=1

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5905 on:** September 18, 2010, 09:59:38 pm »

I had a thought today, and decided it must be shared, in picture form. Yes, another pic of myself, but I don't think this one's been done by anyone before. And you get to see what I was working on during the summer, too!

Selan · « **Reply #5906 on:** September 19, 2010, 05:11:27 am »

OMG!!!!! That's very SEXY!!!!!

Hmmmm... falcon..........

Oddball · « **Reply #5907 on:** September 19, 2010, 09:19:19 am »

hmm dont think I will be recreating that one. besides the stuff I "Fly" are covered in castor oil and liable to do myslef some damage on the props $:-\$

Van Slanzar de Fanel · « **Reply #5908 on:** September 19, 2010, 10:14:56 am »

Well, it doesn't fly. 5000+ pieces of legos are surprisingly heavy.

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #5909 on:** September 19, 2010, 10:49:27 am »

How long did it take you to gather all those pieces? how many generations of lego pieces are there present in that falcon? Or is it a kit?

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