Author Topic: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17) (Read 1413976 times)

Pozf · « **Reply #1440 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:15:23 pm »

HA owned Charles

charles · « **Reply #1441 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:43:38 pm »

@Pozf: How was I owned???

Alright people. I've just had a very interesting PM discussion with Akashayi and I've got to ask you all: What do you see just to the left of the base of my middle finger in this photo?

akashayi · « **Reply #1442 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:58:32 pm »

mmm, oh dear god, cookies. I could use one.

Pozf · « **Reply #1443 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:08:25 pm »

Ring.

and because I assume you meant to have an image there other than the one that says "use your OWN server to host images."

charles · « **Reply #1444 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:23:51 pm »

Bastards! Yeah I'm seeing the picture but evidently you guys aren't *lol*

Poor Akashayi wasn't sure it was my ring. She asked if something was showing. I went to the high-res original (that I'd already checked) and couldn't see anything. She mentioned where it was and I still didn't know what she was talking about until I looked at the low-res and realised what the ring looked like there *LOL*

akashayi · « **Reply #1445 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:26:31 pm »

It's just what happens when you're as perverted as I am.

Random! Has this ever happened to anyone? Or something similar...

charles · « **Reply #1446 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:00:29 pm »

Akashayi informed me that she enjoys my reactions the best when she posts photos of herself... Probably because I sit there thinking "OH CRAP! I HAVE TO POST ONE TO MATCH!"

Then she suggests in a PM that I should post one for her to match... I'm looking forward to her reaction

Although I guarantee you guys aren't looking forward to the photo below this text

Prepare to loose your lunches!

Pozf · « **Reply #1447 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:05:39 pm »

... seriously link that shit, and mark it NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN EYES...

No seriously, imagine I was at work and my boss walked up behind me and saw that?

akashayi · « **Reply #1448 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:50:17 pm »

that image is seriously difficult to recreate without much light here and a crappy cell phone camera. xP

ok, here's the best I could do in this lighting. Now you can all see my ass, posted behind this link as suggested by Pozf.

If anyone wants to teleport here with a camera and some extra lamps to help me out ... >.<

charles · « **Reply #1449 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:59:59 pm »

Already responded but try finding a mirror and just taking the photos over your shoulder or in the left hand at your side. Doesn't have to be super accurate, you can crop and centre them when you get 'em on the computer. I took over a dozen shots before I got 'em on the computer and found the right one to post.

@Pozf: The rule is to either link an image in a normal thread and warn of it's content, or to mark an entire thread as NSFW or NC-17 which "The Sex Thread" is appropriately marked for. This might be a thread that you should save checking for home or else you might be trapped like in this image that Akashayi linked earlier in the thread.

NightWraith · « **Reply #1450 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:26:52 am »

You should become a contortionist charles.. then you could be really really evil...

akashayi · « **Reply #1451 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:33:26 am »

I fixed it for you

I suppose I could take out the big guns now instead of come up with something original.

I mean, this is a picture I took years upon years ago.

Congratulations, internet. Not many people have seen that silly image. Will probably take it down soon

charles · « **Reply #1452 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:37:11 am »

What did you do to me!?

Damn! that'll be a hard one to pull off. What have you got between your legs there?

Ahh wait, I see, its your camera case.

Alright, I'm on it.

Oddball · « **Reply #1453 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:37:53 am »

Looks like I've fallen way behind on the posting pics in this thread

akashayi · « **Reply #1454 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:38:54 am »

It's a psp.

Who cares, Odd? Do it! It'll be fun!

charles · « **Reply #1455 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:06:33 am »

Quote from: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 12:33:26 am

Got it. Grabbed a black shirt and pulled it over the back of my head so only my arms were covered. Then looked the sleave into my wedding ring to get it to my finger. Even remembered to put the camera cord through my fingers. Unfortunatley the camera kept focusing on the mirror it's self so it was a difficult shot to take. Don't have a PSP and couldn't find my ancient old GameBoy so I just used a little black notbook.

akashayi · « **Reply #1456 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:12:40 am »

Wow, your efforts to recreate are painstaking XD

It's too bad you don't actually have the sexy latex gloves.

charles · « **Reply #1457 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:22:42 am »

Half the fun is to copy every little detail

. I can see now that I didn't get the posture correct. I needed to lean forward and to the side a little.

Yeah, sorry, no latex gloves.

Oddball · « **Reply #1458 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:28:55 am »

might be able to do that one...even with the latex gloves so dont ask how I own a pair.

Pozf · « **Reply #1459 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:35:22 am »

So uhh... are long sleeve shirts sexy by any chance? (stupid question)

akashayi · « **Reply #1460 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:36:37 am »

they can be, depending on who's wearing them

Pozf · « **Reply #1461 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:46:47 am »

ah... k

akashayi · « **Reply #1462 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:56:36 am »

Are we going to see a sexy Pozf picture in a long sleeve shirt and a psp, or was that just a tease?

Pozf · « **Reply #1463 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:57:43 am »

No just a tease.
1 don't have a psp.
B I don't want to get any of shirts bloody... and salty >.>;

akashayi · « **Reply #1464 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:01:15 am »

Bloody and salty? o.O

charles · « **Reply #1465 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:04:21 am »

I'm guessing the sword cutting for blood. Don't know about the salt.

It's not the goodbye thread but I'm off for a little while guys *smells the air* actually I'm just off *lol*

Pozf · « **Reply #1466 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:06:26 am »

Yes because I scratched to much and most of the hives opened up. I put salt on them to help to healing process.

So bloody and salty. Also hence the long sleeve shirt in the middle of summer, don't want to explain to 50 times why i have tons of circular wounds all over my arms.

akashayi · « **Reply #1467 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:07:57 am »

bummer.

Put a shirt you don't mind getting bloody underneath it? (Tease

)

Also, goodnight Charles.

Pozf · « **Reply #1468 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:10:33 am »

I only have 2 long sleeve shirts though. Otherwise I totally would do that.

charles · « **Reply #1469 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:16:38 am »

Last comment for the night:

@Pozf: Just go wear bandages. Bandages are considered sexy since Evangelion with Rei Ayanami

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