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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1020 on: June 10, 2009, 12:52:35 am »
On saturday I got hit on by a cute girl at the bar in a club. A rare experience for me, as I usually am the one kind of making a fool of myself.

Then we danced, made out and she got sick from drinking too much! God damn it. Took care of her and don't have her email or number now T-T

Sad Akasha is sad. You should cheer me up by posting more delicious pictures :D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1021 on: June 10, 2009, 12:54:01 am »
I would but my battries are dead for my camera fooking useless things.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1022 on: June 10, 2009, 01:14:03 am »
Your sadness is sad, but your suggestion is lacking direction.

Also, Lucky you.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1023 on: June 10, 2009, 06:58:58 am »
@Akashayi: Grats on the hitting. Sorry to hear she hit the gutter for some chunder action.  Wasted chance and from a girl who hit on you too! :(

Don't worry, If I was an unmarried woman (projecting mental image), I'd hit on you.

Not sure what I can do for photos to cheer you up though.  I'll see if I can come up with something.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1024 on: June 10, 2009, 11:31:47 am »
On saturday I got hit on by a cute girl at the bar in a club. A rare experience for me, as I usually am the one kind of making a fool of myself.

Then we danced, made out and she got sick from drinking too much! God damn it. Took care of her and don't have her email or number now T-T

Sad Akasha is sad. You should cheer me up by posting more delicious pictures :D

That's a cool story. I'm jealous.
I wish I hit on you at a bar in a club.
(Or was a cute girl for that matter  :-[.)
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1025 on: June 10, 2009, 12:32:09 pm »
We need pics of freaky things you can do with your body :p
Like standing on your head.. or twisting your arm 360 degrees  :o

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1026 on: June 10, 2009, 01:30:38 pm »
Well that counts me out then, I can do nothing "freaky" with my body.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1027 on: June 10, 2009, 01:43:53 pm »
Aaaww.. just bend till it breaks :p

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1028 on: June 10, 2009, 01:47:06 pm »
Heh. I can do freaky things to your bodies. :P

My elbow bends back a little further than what's normal, but that's about it .....

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1029 on: June 10, 2009, 01:55:29 pm »
Screwed up thumb....


They are both able to bend like this :p

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1030 on: June 10, 2009, 01:57:17 pm »
Woah o.O

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1031 on: June 10, 2009, 01:58:00 pm »
It get's worse.... Wanne see the 360 i was talking about?

 8)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1032 on: June 10, 2009, 02:03:51 pm »
yes!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1033 on: June 10, 2009, 02:11:56 pm »
Just made this one... So that's what i'm wearing tonight, enjoy the gore of my body!

It's pretty hard to make a picture of this all by myself but i succeeded pretty well i think.

360 made by arm...


It also shows i love them rings....


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1034 on: June 10, 2009, 02:13:42 pm »
Wow. You are one flexible woman. Cute torso, too. :)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1035 on: June 10, 2009, 02:19:07 pm »
That's some nice bling you got there, Selan.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1036 on: June 10, 2009, 02:22:20 pm »
I can bend a lot of things the way they shouldn't, it's fun to entertain people when they are bored, the downside is that i have trouble with sports and other body activities because i get a lot of strain on my tendons (sp?).

And yeah i love meh bling!

I'm up for challenges and sugestions for bending and twisting bodyparts  8)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1037 on: June 10, 2009, 02:25:24 pm »
What you need is a webcam and a game of twister.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1038 on: June 10, 2009, 02:26:38 pm »
I'd dislocate my hip if i play twister.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1039 on: June 10, 2009, 03:57:30 pm »
I used to be very very flexible, but no longer unfortunately.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1040 on: June 10, 2009, 04:12:01 pm »
Strip Twister is THE best adult game.  Forget the poker, forget the truth&dare, forget the blasted complext games from the adult stores.  They all pale in comparison to Strip Twister.

There are two ways of playing it.

1. Every time someone falls over they must remove an item of clothing and start again.  The others must remain in their present positions.  Game continues like this with a person removing an item of clothing and starting over every time they fall over until they have no more clothes to remove or no more clothes they are willing to remove.

2. THESE RULES which involve removing an item every time you have to touch a red dot (you're allowed to take one body part off at a time to remove it).
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1041 on: June 10, 2009, 04:16:37 pm »
I would play it way 1 because, I don't fall down during Twister

Although I haven't played in years.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1042 on: June 10, 2009, 04:18:57 pm »
Oh yeah? You're on.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1043 on: June 10, 2009, 04:20:22 pm »
Ninja or no, I'd kick your ass in Twister, just name a time and place.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1044 on: June 10, 2009, 04:21:13 pm »
At the theoretical future flipside meetup, the one that involves the kiddy pool filled with jello!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1045 on: June 10, 2009, 04:22:35 pm »
Huh? Did you say Twister in a kiddy pool filled with jello? I quite think you did.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1046 on: June 10, 2009, 04:24:29 pm »
Er, sure :)

Delicious fruity strip twister.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1047 on: June 10, 2009, 04:36:29 pm »
Twister?

Deatzh = future storm chaser??
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1048 on: June 10, 2009, 04:39:44 pm »
Tornadoes can really strip things, too. Like, roofs and trees. ;P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1049 on: June 10, 2009, 07:49:07 pm »
wearing a gray t-shirt and peach shorts. no bra.

chasing storms could be fun.

hrmmmm playing twister in a jello filled kiddie pool? would you be able to see the colors of the circles?
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