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Like the chat thread, but 169.3% sex-sex sexier!  :P

Have an embaressing fetish you want to share?

How 'bout a problem in the bedroom you need advice on?

Have a disturbingly strong crush on Zach Effron?

Just need someplace to shout out nonsequiters about boobies!

Want to pretend-make-out with someone on this forum?

Just have a burning desire to ask a random bi guy (i.e me  ;)) something?

Do it all here!

This is also the place to discuss Sexual Politics and gender-related issuses. (eg. your school is realy sexist or homophobic and you need to rant about it... or whatever...  :D)



(caveat: sex-related issues are a sensitive topic, so try your best to be as sensitive and consiterate as you can. If in doubt, err on the "This person is not a total freak for thinking that..." side of the disscussion, if possible.)

Be nice to each other and have fun!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 03:27:07 pm »
I'm wearing my red short-sleave work shirt, black pants, black socks, black steel-cap boots and red jocks with Smurfette on the front.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 03:28:49 pm »
I'm wearing my red short-sleave work shirt, black pants, black socks, black steel-cap boots and red jocks with Smurfette on the front.
pics or it didn't happen  ;D

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 03:40:23 pm »
a tshirt with some don hertzfeldt silliness on the front and black cargo pants. :P

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 04:14:26 pm »
Orange socks?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 04:27:45 pm »
I lied. I'm actually dressed like this.


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 09:02:16 pm »
Your supposed to say things like "I'm not wearing any panties!" :P

No really, Im not!  :'(
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 09:03:55 pm »
I'm not wearing any socks *wink?*
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 09:21:48 pm »
Yeah. That's it!  :D

Once we get some girls in here it'll be great!  :D

Not like the sausage party it is now!  :-\

But you've got the right attitude Pozf!  :D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 09:26:00 pm »
>.>; are you calling Akasha a dude?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 09:27:28 pm »
Yes, well.

I'm not wearing any socks, either.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2009, 09:28:34 pm »
No  :o.
She is a fine-ass lady ! 8)

I just don't see her around here, do you?  :-\
Yay! She's here!  :-[
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2009, 09:34:04 pm »
Yeah. That's it!  :D

Once we get some girls in here it'll be great!  :D

Not like the sausage party it is now!  :-\

But you've got the right attitude Pozf!  :D

I'm not wearing panties OR a bra.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2009, 09:34:35 pm »
i would hope not... considereing your a dude
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2009, 09:36:28 pm »
Wouldn't it be cool if changing your gender was as eaisy as faking it online?  :P
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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2009, 09:52:00 pm »
......I'm not wearing a bra or panties either.

But I have a detachable penis. XD

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2009, 10:05:40 pm »
As long as it's detachable baby we're all good *YAWN* well gotta get to bed now :-[ hahaha xoxo

edit: oh, and...my work clothes.  At 1 am.  Traditional engineer attire, plaid (sorta) shirt but some awesome new corderouys (sp) I got.  No panties :( no smurfette either!

but I really need to get off this silly computer now =P
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2009, 10:07:38 pm »
Sleepy already, Umberissexy?

Well....

Was it good for you? XD

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2009, 10:09:53 pm »
oop.  Damn ninjas.  Damn hot ninjas.  Damn supahot ninjas...

um.  I'd imagine it was probably pretty awesome. :):):)

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2009, 10:17:44 pm »
a bit too short though.  definitely requires another go! XD

so wait...are you wearing boxers or pajama pants or something? :o

as much as I like panties...nothing under pajama pants for some reason is another whole special thing...

edit: ok I'm really going now!  G'night!!! :D:D:D:D  (and thanks for the quickie!)

Ronin - you just gotta stop calling 'em dudes, and you might have a chance...*pats back*
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2009, 10:21:36 pm »
Are you talking to yourself ???
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2009, 10:25:58 pm »
Boxers, they're super silky comfy.

My pleasure. Hehehe

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2009, 06:31:36 am »
Though I guess a ninja suit could be pretty ridiculously sexy too...I just don't have any experience with it.  But...well, if it's a one piece, that would be less sexy to remove.

Silky boxers are all good though.  Yes.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2009, 01:15:37 pm »
Wouldn't it be cool if changing your gender was as eaisy as faking it online?  :P

I know, right?

Maybe someday when the wonders of medicine are better...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2009, 10:59:53 am »
I would totally do it... if it didn't involved mutaliting my penis and taking hormones.

Put it this way, if it transgenderification was like taking a pill and it was reverseable, I would do it in a minute.

It would be awsome to see what you could get away with  :D.
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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2009, 08:16:03 am »
What is this? I was expecting more confessions!

I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

What am I wearing? Plain old boring jeans and... A hello kitty bra. All good?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2009, 09:32:34 am »
tonight i will be mainly wearing my Kahki combats and a old grey T-shirt and  in advance for tommorrow a smelly pair of blue overalls.
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2009, 09:40:08 am »
What is this? I was expecting more confessions!

I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

What am I wearing? Plain old boring jeans and... A hello kitty bra. All good?

Hmmm... What does that even mean?

Maybe Im better off not knowing...

Maby your just trying to confuse and/or gross us out.  :-\ Well I'm not grossed out. But I am cunfuseled.  ???

I like nuns! And shcoolgirls! And just about any other female in traditonally Catholic attire. That's my confession.  :-[
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2009, 12:24:03 pm »


Hmmm... What does that even mean?

Maybe Im better off not knowing...


Yeah, if you don't know, I'm not going to poison your mind with the knowledge. >_>
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2009, 02:22:02 pm »
how about corrupt our minds?
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