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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #30 on:
April 12, 2009, 03:18:02 pm »
made my contribution in destroying the world by willingly donating my money to purchase some of thier services....i bought some dry grey mystery meat from MacDonalds.
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #31 on:
April 14, 2009, 05:30:18 am »
ok double post time now (bad form I know) I'm slowly driving you lot to insanity by posting links to that Levan Polka.
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Socrates
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Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #32 on:
April 14, 2009, 09:18:53 am »
What makes you think the Earth is not destroyed already?
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charles
Harem Master
Posts: 3603
LAWNMOWER MASACRE
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #33 on:
April 14, 2009, 06:06:48 pm »
So I've succeeded then?
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CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th. BE THERE!
Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #34 on:
April 14, 2009, 06:07:54 pm »
well I know my place in hell is reserved so might as well enjoy taking every one else with me
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Socrates
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Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #35 on:
April 14, 2009, 06:23:07 pm »
What makes you think this isn't Hell?
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #36 on:
April 14, 2009, 06:26:12 pm »
because its not Monday all the time
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Socrates
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Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #37 on:
April 14, 2009, 06:29:13 pm »
Isn't it? (pokes with elbow)
ISN'T IT
?!
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Oddball
Moderator
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #38 on:
April 15, 2009, 07:22:27 am »
Nope its a wednesday and im working for the next three nig........hud on NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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parameciumkid
Kinky
Posts: 650
http://helia.heliohost.org
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #39 on:
May 09, 2009, 06:33:27 pm »
I guess this is the part where Socrates was supposed to say "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!"...
But he doesn't seem to be here so I guess I'll just cut in with
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
hee hee lol
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Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;
...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.
Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #40 on:
May 10, 2009, 06:20:58 am »
I'm slowly destroying the Earth by pinching all the rain clouds...only down side is it is now raining here constantly
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Chag4
Kinky
Posts: 674
PM of awkwardness
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #41 on:
July 23, 2009, 03:55:55 pm »
World War III
Cats vs Squirrels
Trust me, no one survives
that
one.
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Just plodding along.
Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #42 on:
July 23, 2009, 07:28:09 pm »
Squirrels are gonna win, and those who side with the squirrels will live. I have already sided as such.
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'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'
Oddball
Moderator
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #43 on:
July 24, 2009, 09:41:21 am »
Ah I see my minions are doing my bidding MMMMMWWWWWWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Kanazaka
Hot Streaker
Posts: 421
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #44 on:
August 13, 2009, 03:13:27 pm »
Leak photos of Rob Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart, and then Twi-Hards will destroy the earth. Or at least Rob Pattinson, who's the world to them, right
. Seriously, just tell Kim Jong Il that we plan on invading North Korea. North Korea launches missiles, China launches missiles, Russia launches missiles, Earth destroyed.
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parameciumkid
Kinky
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http://helia.heliohost.org
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #45 on:
August 13, 2009, 07:12:51 pm »
Build a giant railgun/drill to core down to the Earth's mantle and squirt out all the magma into space so the empty crust collapses inward and the lava eventually rains back down as millions of meteors.
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Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;
...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.
Kanazaka
Hot Streaker
Posts: 421
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #46 on:
August 14, 2009, 05:03:08 pm »
I think the movie
The Core
is about something like that. Haven't seen it, though, so I wouldn't know.
Next Earth-destroying idea: Cow-overpopulation leads to more cow farts, destroying the ozone layer and wreaking havoc on world climate.
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parameciumkid
Kinky
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Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #47 on:
August 14, 2009, 07:13:39 pm »
No, it's about this crack team who has to build a "ship" to tunnel down into Earth's core and detonate a bunch of nukes to try and restart it from rotating, because apparently the government defense project "DESTINI", i.e. a giant earthquake laser, made it randomly stop rotating, which caused the magnetic field to start decaying so microwaves from the Sun could come in and melt the Golden Gate bridge. 'Cuz of course they would actually do that and it's possible to stop the core with a giant laser to begin with.
Yeah. Terrible movie.
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Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;
...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.
D Archangel
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Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #48 on:
August 20, 2009, 08:46:34 pm »
Ferrets with telekinesis. End of the world.
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Oddball
Moderator
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #49 on:
August 21, 2009, 12:31:44 pm »
Emd of the world=me learning how to play bag pipes
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thunder storm
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Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #50 on:
September 20, 2009, 11:58:49 pm »
have chuck norris round house kick the earth.
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parameciumkid
Kinky
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http://helia.heliohost.org
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #51 on:
September 21, 2009, 12:56:39 pm »
I heard a story about Chuck Norris:
When Chuck Norris's name is even mentioned in an online forum, people tend to spontaneously combust.
YOU'RE WARNED!
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Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;
...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.
Oddball
Moderator
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: How to destroy the earth
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Reply #52 on:
February 06, 2010, 04:24:07 am »
My plans are coming together nicely you are all slowly being brainwashed to watch Kelly's Heroes! For Shadow has joined the ranks of the converted!
MMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough hack splutter there thats got it*
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