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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2009, 03:18:02 pm »
made my contribution in destroying the world by willingly donating my money to purchase some of thier services....i bought some dry grey mystery meat from MacDonalds.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2009, 05:30:18 am »
ok double post time now (bad form I know) I'm slowly driving you lot to insanity by posting links to that Levan Polka.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2009, 09:18:53 am »
What makes you think the Earth is not destroyed already?

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2009, 06:06:48 pm »
So I've succeeded then?
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2009, 06:07:54 pm »
well I know my place in hell is reserved so might as well enjoy taking every one else with me :-*
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2009, 06:23:07 pm »
What makes you think this isn't Hell?

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2009, 06:26:12 pm »
because its not Monday all the time
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2009, 06:29:13 pm »
Isn't it? (pokes with elbow)  ISN'T IT?!

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2009, 07:22:27 am »
Nope its a wednesday and im working for the next three nig........hud on NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2009, 06:33:27 pm »
I guess this is the part where Socrates was supposed to say "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!"...
But he doesn't seem to be here so I guess I'll just cut in with
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hee hee lol
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2009, 06:20:58 am »
I'm slowly destroying the Earth by pinching all the rain clouds...only down side is it is now raining here constantly  :(
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2009, 03:55:55 pm »
World War III
Cats vs Squirrels

Trust me, no one survives that one.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2009, 07:28:09 pm »
Squirrels are gonna win, and those who side with the squirrels will live. I have already sided as such.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2009, 09:41:21 am »
Ah I see my minions are doing my bidding MMMMMWWWWWWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2009, 03:13:27 pm »
Leak photos of Rob Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart, and then Twi-Hards will destroy the earth.  Or at least Rob Pattinson, who's the world to them, right  ::).  Seriously, just tell Kim Jong Il that we plan on invading North Korea.  North Korea launches missiles, China launches missiles, Russia launches missiles, Earth destroyed.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2009, 07:12:51 pm »
Build a giant railgun/drill to core down to the Earth's mantle and squirt out all the magma into space so the empty crust collapses inward and the lava eventually rains back down as millions of meteors.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2009, 05:03:08 pm »
I think the movie The Core is about something like that.  Haven't seen it, though, so I wouldn't know.

Next Earth-destroying idea:  Cow-overpopulation leads to more cow farts, destroying the ozone layer and wreaking havoc on world climate.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2009, 07:13:39 pm »
No, it's about this crack team who has to build a "ship" to tunnel down into Earth's core and detonate a bunch of nukes to try and restart it from rotating, because apparently the government defense project "DESTINI", i.e. a giant earthquake laser, made it randomly stop rotating, which caused the magnetic field to start decaying so microwaves from the Sun could come in and melt the Golden Gate bridge. 'Cuz of course they would actually do that and it's possible to stop the core with a giant laser to begin with.

Yeah. Terrible movie.  :P
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2009, 08:46:34 pm »
Ferrets with telekinesis. End of the world.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2009, 12:31:44 pm »
Emd of the world=me learning how to play bag pipes  ;D ;D
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2009, 11:58:49 pm »
have chuck norris round house kick the earth.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2009, 12:56:39 pm »
I heard a story about Chuck Norris:
When Chuck Norris's name is even mentioned in an online forum, people tend to spontaneously combust.
YOU'RE WARNED!
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2010, 04:24:07 am »
My plans are coming together nicely you are all slowly being brainwashed to watch Kelly's Heroes! For Shadow has joined the ranks of the converted!

MMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough hack splutter there thats got it*
 
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