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How to destroy the earth
« on: March 29, 2009, 06:58:43 pm »
I had to make this thread because I find a sadistic thrill in thinking of the many ways of destroying the earth.

There are no real rules, just tell how you would do it in any way you'd like, and feel free to comment and discuss peoples ways. ^^

Example1 (Simple action):
*destroys the earth with a t-spoon*

Example2 (Explanation):
I would destroy the earth with a t-spoon, slowly and gradually digigng it away untill all would be rubble.

Example3 (RolePlay aka The fun way):
The earth trembles beneath the feet of the allmighty ExamplePerson as it holds a shining t-spoon for all to see, while laughing maniacly. Before anyone can start their screaming of fear and running of panic, ExamplePerson lowers the spoon into the first spot of grount it sees, lifting it out again only to tip it over, a hole and a pile where there was once flat ground.
Ect.


No, it was a simple normalsized t-spoon.


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My very favorite way, would be to crash the moon into the earth. Just think about it. People around you look up into the sky and see the moon growing larger and larger. At first they will surely be in complete denial or not know what is going on. But then thet will realize and start running around screaming and crying, and you HAVE to see that large moon right before it smothers you and crashes into the face of the earth!
It would look so beautiful.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 07:03:30 pm »
Does anybody feel like playing majora's mask all of the sudden  :P

Also excellent thread idea, I shall post mine when I return!
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 07:15:18 pm »
I'd probably do plenty of research into rocket creation, move to Russia. Construct a number of large, home-made rockets that would easily be detected by Radar and fire a good dozen of them from the East Russian coast.

They don't need to go as far as the USA, or have a real payload, but if they can travel for a decent amount of time and are large enough to raise alarms on radar systems, then It should end the world quite nicely.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 07:58:59 pm »
You Might need to do that more than once, they might be able to BS something for the first time.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 08:03:14 pm »
If the moon got closer and closer, we'd all drown long before it reached us.

I'd use time to destroy the world.  It can't fail.

Charles, why bother with rockets?  Just set into the air 99 red balloons.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 08:16:58 pm »
One of the original plots I had thought of was to become a UN negoitator/Translator and start to mistranslating things and starting wars. Cause lets face it if I'm gonna die I want to see a couple mushroom clouds first... Plus vaporization is painless/instantaneous
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 10:46:39 pm »
@Admiral Apolalypto: That could work. I hear the Japanese used that slipstream to send bombs right over the US during the 2nd world war.  Although I'd be worried that they could detect the speed of the baloons and discount them, or simply wait and send fighters to intercept as they got closer.

Oil spills might be another option.  I don't think they're defended from terrorist attacks so I just go out there in a sea-worthy boat, strap some explosives along the hull and blow one up after another, flooding the oceans in oil.  Might take some time, but if I can create enough of a ecological disaster, it might really upset the balance and cause a hell of a lot up the food chain to die off and the nations to war over lacking food supplies.

Thats the problem with Terrorists.  They're always after the big people killers when a few attacks on vulnerable transportation and infrastructure could really cause more serious havoc and drive a country into an economic disaster.  Kind of hard to fund a war when you're suffering financially but much easier when they just kill 30,000 people and really piss the nation off so they get public support behind the war.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 11:47:33 pm »
Yeah, those terrorist sure are slackers.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 01:02:06 am »
Well, I guess it's the whole terrorisim thing.  They're not reliant on defeating the enemy through brute force but in causing them to cave to pressure out of fear or make a wrong move with a knee-jerk reaction.  If the bastards are serious about taking out a nation they need to use gorilla tactics and target easy weak points of high value that would cause damage to the country's finance and infrastructure.  I mean, why blow up a train, yourself and a few dozen people when you can probably cause just as much havoc by planting a smaller explosive on the rails at a point where the train is at top speed. Boom, train derails, wrecks it's self, kills dozens and holds up the public transport just as easily (You don't even need to blow yourself up, although you'd probably still get caught).  Heck, steal your way into coal mines, throw some accelerant onto a mountain of coal, light a match and there goes hundreds of millions worth of resources and expense to extinguish the blaze.

There's my next destroy the world bid.  Transport biological diseases through customs.  Just chuck some infected plant matter with Citrus Canka in your pocket, spread it 'round the country side and you destroy vast quantities of food for the world.  Add mad cow's disease to the list and maybe the avian flu if you can get it and there's food shortages and wide-spread panic.  When they detect a few infected animals or plants they destroy the entire crop and every neighbouring crop for miles in a bid to erradicate the pest.

Food shortages and price hikes lead to panic and econimic disaster. Wars break out in the frustration and desperate bids.  With luck, nukes fly and it's all over.  Bit of a long-shot to get all the way to nukes though.

C'mon, who else has plans to destroy the Earth?
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 03:34:52 am »
just dig down with a soup spoon send down a 100 mega ton Thermo-Nuclear warhead into the Earth's core then sit back and watch the fun!!  ;D ;D
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 03:36:49 am »
Personal I prefer a good old fashioned Vogon Constructor Fleet...

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 08:22:25 am »
This one I thought of a while ago. And everybody is helping me everyday! Be wasteful, Make CO2
Kill the planet MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 09:17:29 am »
I already destroyed the world.
I made a deal with the devil to send everybody to limbo, where they would see and think what they expect of the world.
That was my master-plot, to destroy the world without anyone noticing it.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 10:57:21 am »
This one I thought of a while ago. And everybody is helping me everyday! Be wasteful, Make CO2
Kill the planet MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!
(exhales)
I already destroyed the world.
I made a deal with the devil to send everybody to limbo, where they would see and think what they expect of the world.
That was my master-plot, to destroy the world without anyone noticing it.
How do you know the world wasn't destroyed already?  How do you know the devil you made that deal with wasn't what you expected it to be, after someone else made a similar deal with the real devil?

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 05:57:43 pm »
lol "T-spoon"...
I'm not sure if your one of those people for whom English isn't ur first language (I get all you people mixed up),
but it's spelled "teaspoon".

I just made a fool of myself taking your obscure MMO reference too literally didn't I? Yes? No?
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 09:13:12 am »
Got a better chance with the cows to create more methane than CO2....like what im doing, getting everyone to place the blame on aircraft is just a distraction tactic. MMMMMMWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 06:01:04 pm »
Well there's a good plan.  make beef and beans the primary food of the earth.  Grow and sell it across the globe and once I'm well established, use my influence to create a beans day where the entire world consumes glorious beans, even in the starving countries.  Then, 24 hours later, I light a match and watch the whole Earth burn in it's own anal gasses.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 07:55:16 pm »
It's great, we start with an earthquake.

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2009, 11:56:53 pm »
I suppose we could just let Chag out of her cage and off the leash....

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 12:34:19 am »
if we wait a little bit longer we can FLOOD and burn the earth at the same time!  8)
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 12:41:30 am »
What about loading thousands of ships with Jellow mix and getting them to dump it into the North Atlantic current all at once?  Sudden climate change could have destructive consequences.
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 12:45:04 am »
or how about just dumping tons of salt over the artic and antartic polar ice caps. the salt will melt the ice and flood the globe form both ends at once?
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2009, 12:45:55 am »
What about loading thousands of ships with Jellow mix and getting them to dump it into the North Atlantic current all at once? 

What flavour... it's an important detail....

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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2009, 12:46:50 am »
lime jello?
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2009, 01:54:59 am »
It's all going according to plan mwhahaha! (people in the US, maybe other places too I really don't know it only happened yesterday, know exactly what I'm talking about >.>)
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2009, 03:55:05 am »
YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!  you started with out us  :o :o :o ...............err what is your plan?
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2009, 04:00:42 am »
A yet to be identified object was launched from North Korea and went roughly 2000 miles and landed 20 miles off the coast of Hawaii.
N. Korea says that it was a "satellite meant to send out patriotic music" or something like that. UN claims shenanigans >.>;
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2009, 04:03:07 am »
AAAAAHHHHH so you are going for the Global Thermo Nuclear Warfare scenario starting off by destroying Japan.  How very original  8)
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2009, 03:16:57 am »
I suppose we could just let Chag out of her cage and off the leash....

what would happen if we let Chag out?  :o ???
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Re: How to destroy the earth
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2009, 06:53:21 pm »
I've so already thought about this i would set up devices in water reservoirs around the world, and then I will release Cholera into them, all at once, I will then Set off high explosives in all major oil fields, and nuclear facilities, followed by releasing large amounts mustard gas & Botulinum toxin in all major cities, and livestock facilities at the same time. when a day or two has passed, i will broadcast as the baron in the costume and then let the people be after that cause will have had my fun.
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