Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248697 times)

Smiles · « **Reply #210 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:02:26 am »

granted but now you have some rare incurable disease instead.

I wish the evil pixies would make me an evil pixie too.

Pozf · « **Reply #211 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:07:30 am »

Granted but you die a horrible horrible death in the process of being transformed

I wish my cousins would turn off fox news

Smiles · « **Reply #212 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:33:41 am »

granted but now they're watching the Spanish news instead.

i wish i would rain jelly beans for one day.

Pozf · « **Reply #213 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:34:23 am »

Granted but it's the day after you find out you have diabetes

I wish forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr seriousness ?

Smiles · « **Reply #214 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:51:14 am »

granted but then everything get substantially dull.

I wish I could multi task better.

Pozf · « **Reply #215 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:54:42 am »

Granted but now you can't focus

I wish for a better pillow

Oddball · « **Reply #216 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:24:27 am »

Granted but its a house brick

I wish I had a ex-military vehicle so I could go to the War and Peace display down in England.

Pozf · « **Reply #217 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:02:42 am »

Granted but it doesn't go anywhere so you can't go anyway

I wish I had woken up earlier

Oddball · « **Reply #218 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:22:28 pm »

Granted but nothing happens

I wish I could get rid of these engine oil stains off my hands and arms

Pozf · « **Reply #219 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:23:08 pm »

Granted, you get into an accident and lose your arms.

I wish I didn't have a test in a couple of hours

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #220 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:25:29 pm »

granted but then you have a test in a few minutes

I wish my chocolate bunny wasn't almost gone

Pozf · « **Reply #221 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:27:00 pm »

(my wish actually came true)
Granted but the last bit gets dropped in the garbage

I wish My hands wernt cold

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #222 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:29:05 pm »

granted but then you burn them

i wish my laptop was faster

Pozf · « **Reply #223 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:48:34 pm »

Granted you overclock it too much though, it melts

I wish people would stop having political arguments around me

Smiles · « **Reply #224 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:49:45 pm »

granted but now they have religious arguments around you.

I wish i could have fun all day long.

Pozf · « **Reply #225 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:57:33 pm »

they already do that ... it switches between religious and political every couple of minutes

Granted but you die at the end of the day

I wish the semester was over

Smiles · « **Reply #226 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:34:30 pm »

granted but you flunked out all your classes.

I wish I had a fluffy baby bunny

Pozf · « **Reply #227 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:56:37 pm »

(thats actually not to far off T_T)

Granted but it kills you because you lack any holy hand grenades

I wish i had a holy hand grenade.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #228 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:57:28 pm »

granted but it's evil and kills you

I wish my friend Jay would call me.

Pozf · « **Reply #229 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:58:24 pm »

Granted but he calls to say he hates you

I wish i didn't have a cell phone anymore

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #230 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:34:12 pm »

(that would actually be better than him not calling me at all.)

granted but now you have a loud pager that goes off every five minutes

I wish i was in texas

Pozf · « **Reply #231 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:44:19 pm »

granted but it gets blown up

I wish i didn't have to get up anymore

RoninAngel · « **Reply #232 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:40:27 am »

Granted. You die of infected bed sores.

I wish It was Saturday.

Pozf · « **Reply #233 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:42:29 am »

Granted but the world ended on friday

I wish that my package would arrive before my brother has to leave for work

Smiles · « **Reply #234 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:08:02 pm »

granted but there's a bomb inside and it has less then a minute to go off when you get it.

I wish my shower could be more fun.

Pozf · « **Reply #235 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:10:25 pm »

granted but the shower head shoots out boiling hot water >.>

I wish last monday's jick and skully show was better quality

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #236 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:23:41 pm »

granted but then all you can hear is fuzz

I wish I didn't have to wear business casual at con.

Pozf · « **Reply #237 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:25:56 pm »

Granted your forced to go nude

I wish i was at home so I can play with the shiny new toy

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #238 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:32:51 pm »

that would make for an interesting con

granted but it's broken and no longer shiny

i wish i had a better job

RoninAngel · « **Reply #239 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:34:58 pm »

Granted. You are now my personal puppie girl slave. Great Avvy by the way

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I wish I was happy.

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