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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1380 on: February 25, 2011, 06:48:13 pm »
granted, you no longer have any money and infact owe £123987590324758905723904875298.96 for various reasons

i wish

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1381 on: February 28, 2011, 01:29:59 am »
granted your wish for nothing comes true leaving you all alone.

i wish i was getting more back on taxes
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1382 on: February 28, 2011, 09:15:44 am »
granted, you get five dollars more back but have to pay twice as much.

i wish i can get this essay done on time.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1383 on: February 28, 2011, 10:29:27 am »
granted, however you wrote it on the wrong topic

i wish absolutely nothing!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1384 on: February 28, 2011, 10:37:19 am »
granted, the universe blinks out of existance.

i wish i could find more sources for my paper.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1385 on: March 01, 2011, 02:04:57 am »
granted but you don't need them anymore cuz there's no universe.

i wish i didn't have work tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1386 on: March 01, 2011, 03:11:41 am »
granted, it dissapeared along with the rest of the universe, but not before you got layed off.

i wish i will get a good nights sleep.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1387 on: March 01, 2011, 03:42:38 am »
Granted but this is the only night you get a good nights rest for you develop chronic insomnia and lose the ability to rest.

I wish my Norse Blood Bowl team would hurry up and arrive.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1388 on: March 01, 2011, 12:24:39 pm »
granted, but they bowl you over when they arrive, and break every bone in your body.

i wish i can get the books i want out of the library easily.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1389 on: March 01, 2011, 12:26:36 pm »
granted, you can take them out, easily but all late fees are paid in the form of severed limbs and you are a week late in returning them

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1390 on: March 01, 2011, 03:53:51 pm »
Since you have forgotten to make a wish you have inherited the entire world's debt

I wish I could get this raspberry seed out from in between my teeth
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1391 on: March 01, 2011, 03:56:39 pm »
granted, your teeth all fall out, and since they are free to move apart now the seed is easy to remove

i wish it was easier to get to my apprenticeship

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1392 on: March 01, 2011, 04:00:22 pm »
Once again since you have forgotten to make a wish your house gets buried under few hundred tons worth of lava..............even though you live no where near a active volcano


I wish I have a easy time at work tomorrow
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1393 on: March 01, 2011, 07:23:40 pm »
granted, but only because you have been layed off.

i wish i didnt have to do physics.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1394 on: March 04, 2011, 12:20:37 am »
granted the laws of physics no longer apply to you.

i wish my tummy would stop hurting.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1395 on: March 04, 2011, 12:44:11 am »
granted, you can no longer feel it hurting as it has been removed from your body and you wake up in a tub of ice.

i wish i will be able to make it to the next HoN tournament.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1396 on: March 04, 2011, 02:44:24 pm »
Once again since you have forgotten to make a wish your house gets buried under few hundred tons worth of lava..............even though you live no where near a active volcano


I wish I have a easy time at work tomorrow
i did make a wish, i wished it was easier to get to my apprenticeship

granted, you are kicked out.

i wish Scots weren't so easy to take the piss out of, especially when they so drunk they can't read

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1397 on: March 11, 2011, 12:28:23 pm »
granted, but now your entire family is pissed off by everything you say.

i wish my prof would give back our papers already, i want to how bad i failed.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1398 on: March 12, 2011, 12:27:53 am »
granted  it blows up in your hands when you see the 0 on it you end up in the hospital and fail the whole class cuz you are out sick too manny days. You must reapeat the class.

I wish i hadn't slipped on soapy water and fell at work tonight.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1399 on: March 14, 2011, 08:34:41 am »
granted, you slipped and fell on your own blood after cutting off one of your hands.

i wish weekends were longer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1400 on: July 24, 2011, 11:58:46 am »
Granted. They ae 365 days longer and you starve withou paychecks to buy food with.

I wish this thread was revived.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1401 on: July 24, 2011, 12:08:38 pm »
Granted, but you have to deal with me and my horrible corruptions now.

I wish for a doubloon.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1402 on: July 24, 2011, 12:11:53 pm »
Granted but I have no idea what that is so you get a rapidly melting ice cream cone instead.

I wish I had a job at Duxford airfield working on the old aircraft.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1403 on: July 24, 2011, 12:18:18 pm »
Granted, but you hav to pay them, instead of the other way around.

I wish for a portal gun.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1404 on: July 24, 2011, 12:22:06 pm »
and to me that would be a bad thing?  ;D :P


Granted but it takes you to a post nuclear apocalypse world to a spot 200 fathoms under water where you implode the instant you walk through the portal due to the immense water pressure.

I wish this raspberry seed would get out of my back tooth.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1405 on: July 24, 2011, 12:26:45 pm »
Granted. It is replaced with buckets of hot lava.

I wish for a secret lair.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1406 on: July 24, 2011, 12:28:21 pm »
Granted. It's only a secret o one person.

I wish for another pair of arms.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1407 on: July 24, 2011, 12:35:15 pm »
Granted. They didn't taste very good.

I wish for pharmaceuticals.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1408 on: July 24, 2011, 12:36:21 pm »
granted, but they are placebos

i wish i didnt have to get up to turn on my computer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1409 on: July 24, 2011, 12:37:28 pm »
(i was hoping for that kindof corruption)

Granted. It will never turn on again.

I wish for webcomic references
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