Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248784 times)

Pwncho · « **Reply #1020 on:** September 12, 2010, 01:40:41 pm »

Granted, but it is also mouldy via the chicken dinner leftovers.

I wish I knew what my lover wants.

Zearth · « **Reply #1021 on:** September 12, 2010, 02:05:05 pm »

Granted, but its a different lover.

I wish this marijuana was better.

Pwncho · « **Reply #1022 on:** September 12, 2010, 02:19:32 pm »

granted, its so good you pass into a catatonic state for the next 3 years.

I wish i knew what to wish for

Oddball · « **Reply #1023 on:** September 12, 2010, 02:21:50 pm »

Granted but it turns out not to be want you really wanted

I wish I could stop biting my finger nails

Zweihander · « **Reply #1024 on:** September 12, 2010, 03:04:45 pm »

Granted. But now you have the inexplicable urge to bite your toenails instead.

I wish my cell phone's battery didn't need to be recharged so often.

Pwncho · « **Reply #1025 on:** September 12, 2010, 04:01:48 pm »

Granted, you never have to charge it again... because the battery is dead.

I wish the weather wasn't so crappy today

Zearth · « **Reply #1026 on:** September 12, 2010, 04:41:55 pm »

Quote from: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 02:19:32 pm

granted, its so good you pass into a catatonic state for the next 3 years.

I wish i knew what to wish for

that sounds amazing

Granted, but its worse for the next 2 years.

I wish my friend would pick up on skype.

Pwncho · « **Reply #1027 on:** September 12, 2010, 04:57:18 pm »

granted, but your webcam/mic crap out as soon as they install it.

I wish all would go well tonight

Oddball · « **Reply #1028 on:** September 13, 2010, 03:37:06 am »

Granted but tonight is the only time things going well for you

I wish I could vent my anger instead of botteling it up

Zearth · « **Reply #1029 on:** September 13, 2010, 08:26:31 am »

Granted but you beat up the president's daughter and are sent to jail for life without chance of parole.

I wish school would feel like its going by quickly today.

Oddball · « **Reply #1030 on:** September 13, 2010, 08:51:40 am »

*now that does sounds like fun depending on which president it is, Prime Minister would be better for where I am*

Granted but you age twice as fast now

I wish this weather would improve

Pwncho · « **Reply #1031 on:** September 13, 2010, 08:56:33 am »

granted, the weather becomes perfect, just in time for the thermonuclear attack that sinks the entire UK

I wish I had some ice cream

Oddball · « **Reply #1032 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:04:51 am »

Granted but its imported from the UK and is radioactive from the nuclear fallout

Now I wish I had bought ice cream while I was out.

Pwncho · « **Reply #1033 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:08:05 am »

granted, but when you got home your freezer was not cold enough to keep it frozen.

I wish I could be selfish sometimes.

Oddball · « **Reply #1034 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:09:31 am »

Granted but no one wants to talk to you now

I wish this agency would phone back with some shift work for me

Pwncho · « **Reply #1035 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:41:16 am »

granted, you have one shift coming up on christmas eve from 8pm til 8am... no overtime or stat pay though because its your first shift and still on training hours.

I wish I had no class on mondays instead of having to go all the way to uvic for a single class

Oddball · « **Reply #1036 on:** September 13, 2010, 10:04:48 am »

*Meh no change there then*

Granted they are all on sunday instead

I wish I had some chicken strips to go onto this pizza

Pwncho · « **Reply #1037 on:** September 13, 2010, 10:16:57 am »

granted, 6 uncooked, still feathered, brutally butched and bloody strips of chicken.

I wish i knew what was going on

Oddball · « **Reply #1038 on:** September 13, 2010, 10:20:15 am »

Granted but now you wish that you never knew in the first place

I wish I had some minions to do my bidding............need to get these catalouges sorted out.

Pwncho · « **Reply #1039 on:** September 13, 2010, 10:27:30 am »

granted, but once the task is done the minions turn on you and eat you alive... because thats what minions do.

I wish i never knew in the first place

Oddball · « **Reply #1040 on:** September 13, 2010, 11:30:38 am »

Granted you have no knowledge of any thing at all

I wish I could cut down my caffine intake

Pwncho · « **Reply #1041 on:** September 13, 2010, 11:50:37 am »

granted, you cut it back to 0 caffeine a day... but then proceed to become narcoleptic and fall asleep at random, while working, while running, while driving... needles to say, it turns out badly.

I wish i had some socks

Oddball · « **Reply #1042 on:** September 13, 2010, 11:59:17 am »

Granted but they are full of holes and smell BAD

I wish these annoying adverts on tv would disapear and be a bit more like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho7gIb91Jc0

Pwncho · « **Reply #1043 on:** September 13, 2010, 12:04:06 pm »

(that was pretty amazing, never seen that before.)

Granted, but all the commercials are for feminine hygiene, and herpes medicine commercials, screamed at full volume with loud music... and they are incredibly awkward at all times.

I wish joose was loose in my hoose

Oddball · « **Reply #1044 on:** September 13, 2010, 12:23:44 pm »

Hoots mon granted but you get stabbed to death by the animated bag pipes chanter

I wish I had that animated Stag's head

Pwncho · « **Reply #1045 on:** September 13, 2010, 12:27:40 pm »

granted, but it makes a racket continuously and keeps you awake indefinitely.

I wish had something tasty to eat.

Oddball · « **Reply #1046 on:** September 13, 2010, 12:31:12 pm »

Granted but its full of slow release poisions

I wish the new season of NCIS would hurry up and be screened on channel 5 overhere

Pwncho · « **Reply #1047 on:** September 13, 2010, 12:59:09 pm »

granted, but it is screened only when you are working... and all your recording equipment goes bunk as soon as you try.

I wish i could go skiing

Oddball · « **Reply #1048 on:** September 13, 2010, 01:56:17 pm »

Granted but instead of going on the slopes you go out freeheeling/Telemarking with me

I wish I could go out skiing now

Pwncho · « **Reply #1049 on:** September 13, 2010, 02:03:10 pm »

Granted, but you get the opposite, and are forced down a downhill double black diamond run with your telemark skis

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