Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248629 times)

Zearth · « **Reply #930 on:** August 18, 2010, 08:47:05 am »

Granted, but due to a nuclear doomsday you are now dead.

I wish my beanie didnt have holes in it

Oddball · « **Reply #931 on:** August 18, 2010, 09:00:35 am »

Granted now you have no beanie...........or any type of hat

I wish my laptop could keep up with my typing

Zearth · « **Reply #932 on:** August 18, 2010, 05:42:46 pm »

Granted, but it gets the blue screen of death immediately after.

I wish this wish would not be granted.

Oddball · « **Reply #933 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:35:38 am »

TOUGH! granted you are now sucked kicking and screaming into a another dimension where you are instantly tried and executed for being a Daemaon.

I wish I knew what this green and black wire on the Landie hooks up to.

Pwncho · « **Reply #934 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:39:08 pm »

granted, but you find it hooks up to the piece you are missing.

I wish there was a later ferry to pender island on sunday.

Oddball · « **Reply #935 on:** August 19, 2010, 03:46:42 pm »

Granted but it is used in the remake of The Heroes Of Telemark and sunk in a scene where a British backed commando raiding force rig it full of explosives to destroy a lorry load of Heavy Water used to make a Atomic bomb.

I wish I could get a job...........AND it must be mechanics NO electrics!!

Pwncho · « **Reply #936 on:** August 19, 2010, 10:20:46 pm »

Granted, you get a job as a bilge mechanic on a garbage barge... also it pays terribly.

I wish swords were not so heavy... hence would cost less on shipping.

Zearth · « **Reply #937 on:** August 22, 2010, 10:23:57 am »

Quote from: Oddball on August 19, 2010, 01:35:38 am

TOUGH! granted you are now sucked kicking and screaming into a another dimension where you are instantly tried and executed for being a Daemaon.

I wish I knew what this green and black wire on the Landie hooks up to.

(ah but its still "granted" so i win

)

Granted, but now they are made of such cheap metals they fall apart.

I wish classes didnt start back up tomorrow

Oddball · « **Reply #938 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:51:54 pm »

Granted they started on Saturday and since you missed the first day you get a instant fail,kicked out and have to pay big student and admin fees.

I wish I could get this bit of burger meat out of my wisdom tooth

Pwncho · « **Reply #939 on:** August 22, 2010, 02:22:17 pm »

granted, but instead you inhale it off your tooth and it gets stuck in your lungs, requiring surgery.

I wish my internet was not being so slow.

Oddball · « **Reply #940 on:** August 22, 2010, 04:18:45 pm »

Granted you now get cut off and unable to get back on for the rest of your natural life

I wish I could understand and talk Gealic

Pwncho · « **Reply #941 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:58:29 pm »

granted, but you learn irish gaelic, and everyone around you knows scots gaelic hence you still understand nothing.

I wish i had no class on mondays

Zearth · « **Reply #942 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:45:09 am »

Granted but all classes are twice as long every other day

I wish this class wouldn't take so long to start

Oddball · « **Reply #943 on:** August 23, 2010, 10:12:49 am »

Granted the teacher speaks at twice the normal speed and no one can understand what he is saying

I wish I could cather up the courage to talk to a friend on line

Zearth · « **Reply #944 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:52:25 pm »

Granted but the result of the conversation is the opposite of what you wanted.

I wish it wasnt so late already.

Pwncho · « **Reply #945 on:** August 30, 2010, 05:05:36 pm »

Granted, but now its so 1:00Am so technically its early.

I wish my pie crusts did not come out rock hard.

Zearth · « **Reply #946 on:** August 30, 2010, 05:23:31 pm »

Granted but now it is so soft it blows away in the wind.

I wish my webcam worked more reliably.

Pwncho · « **Reply #947 on:** August 30, 2010, 05:36:35 pm »

granted, it works terribly 100% of the time.

I wish Arachna would consider a peace offer and stop attacking my city.

Oddball · « **Reply #948 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:29:42 am »

Granted they now OWN your puny little city and enslaves all of its populace to do their evil bidding

I wish this important letter I'm waiting on would arrive

Zearth · « **Reply #949 on:** August 31, 2010, 06:57:49 am »

Granted but it spontaneously combusts before you can read it.

I wish i didnt have classes

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #950 on:** August 31, 2010, 12:54:43 pm »

Granted, you now get woken up at 0600h each morning by a reveille and a drill seargeant with a voice as gentle as a fog horn at 10ft to a full day of physical and theoretical drills that ends no sooner than 2100h.

I wish I could afford to upgrade my computer in one go

Oddball · « **Reply #951 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:03:17 pm »

(Emp you forogt about the Drill Sarn't banging a night stick inside a metal bin as the alarm clock

)

Granted it is so powerfull it hacks into NORAD, the Pentagon, the Kremlin, and Whitehall sending launch codes to missile submarines and launchers starting the rise of the machines

I wish I could decide on a good name for my Imperial Guard support force for my Rogue Space Marines

Zearth · « **Reply #952 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:54:45 pm »

Granted but you forget it before writing it down.

I wish I had things to do in between classes.

Smiles · « **Reply #953 on:** August 31, 2010, 06:02:19 pm »

granted but you miss all your classes getting caught up with the in between stuff and fail.

I wish i wouldn't hurt anymore.

Zearth · « **Reply #954 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:55:56 pm »

Granted but later you die due to not recognizing pain and going to get it checked out.

I wish i could sleep longer.

Smiles · « **Reply #955 on:** August 31, 2010, 09:48:58 pm »

granted you sleep for a million years and miss everything

I wish i hadn't fallen down those stairs

Oddball · « **Reply #956 on:** September 01, 2010, 04:36:32 am »

Granted you now have fallen up them hitting each one on the way up

I wish I had some where to store these catalouges I'm about to deliver

Zearth · « **Reply #957 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:59:20 am »

Granted, you store them in the fireplace and then get in huge trouble when you cant deliver them.

I wish i could get my contacts earlier.

Oddball · « **Reply #958 on:** September 01, 2010, 11:18:44 am »

Granted but the fluid they are stored in leaks during transit making the lenses dry out, shrivel and close rendering them useless.

I wish I could get rid of this feeling of restlessness and actually do some thing

Pwncho · « **Reply #959 on:** September 01, 2010, 12:58:48 pm »

Granted, you go bungie jumping, but the cord snaps.

I wish my lunch would hurry up and cook.

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