Granted, but now your head never hurts. Eventually a blood clot forms in your neck and you suffer a major stroke. During your recovery, you cross a street and are hit by a bus and are now paralyzed from the waist down. with no hope of a normal life, you shimmy up to a third story window and throw yourself out, only to land on a large rubber mat, breaking your neck. You spend the rest of your life paralyzed in bed, clicking your tongue to get peoples attention.
But at least your head doesn't hurt.
I wish I was beautiful.