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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #510 on: July 11, 2009, 04:19:03 pm »
Granted...but you get overly patient and stop doing anything at all....

I wish i would be normal

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #511 on: July 11, 2009, 04:22:39 pm »
Granted but now you're just like everybody else... BORING

I wish I didn't have to leave.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #512 on: July 11, 2009, 04:30:00 pm »
'Granted...your adicted to the forum and can't leave me :)

I wish you didn't have to leave

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #513 on: July 11, 2009, 05:14:28 pm »
I am, and don't want to

Granted, But i'm pretty parasitic, we should get married, WHY DON'T YOU RETUERN MY LOVE! >.>;

I wish I hadn't burned my mouth on that eggroll
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #514 on: July 14, 2009, 07:55:57 am »
Granted you burn you mouth on the cold coffee instead

I wish these nettle stings would clear up
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #515 on: July 14, 2009, 08:15:21 am »
Granted...you now have ants running around and partying in your boxers :)

I wish i read this earlier :) (WHEN ARE WE PLANNING THE WEDDING???)
I am, and don't want to

Granted, But i'm pretty parasitic, we should get married, WHY DON'T YOU RETUERN MY LOVE! >.>;

I wish I hadn't burned my mouth on that eggroll

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #516 on: July 14, 2009, 08:23:12 am »
Granted you and Pozf end up getting married and end up having lots of little rugratz (there is no need to corrupt that wish since that is bad enough)

I wish I had gone on my own Geocaching today
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #517 on: July 14, 2009, 08:31:28 am »
Granted....You did and you kept on looking for yourself...you kept on going in circles and circles and circles and circels...do i need to say more?

I wish my holiday wouldn't almost be over....

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #518 on: July 14, 2009, 08:37:20 am »
Granted you are now on a permament holiday and get fired from work/kicked out of school (delete as suitable to you)

I wish I could get my PADI scuba course finished
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #519 on: July 14, 2009, 08:56:06 am »
Granted....but after finishing this...it finishes you off....

I wish i would be able to kitesurf really well :)

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #520 on: July 14, 2009, 09:00:10 am »
*Get the feeling if that does not my hiking will*

Granted you are now so good you take part in a local compation get to the finals but end up getting pulled off the board by a sudden strong up draught and land so hard on the beach you break your back and can never walk again.

I wish I knew why I can be so negative in this thread
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #521 on: July 14, 2009, 10:30:14 am »
Granted,you realise you are a very depressed and negative person....what makes you even more depressed and you decide to think about this all day...what makes you stay in bed forever...

I wish my housemate would make me a nice meal...

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #522 on: July 14, 2009, 10:35:30 am »
Granted but he/she puts something you're allergic to in it

I wish I whole body didn't ache

Edit:
I wish i read this earlier :) (WHEN ARE WE PLANNING THE WEDDING???)
Not soon enough ;)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #523 on: July 14, 2009, 11:18:18 am »
Granted...your whole body is numb...and you can't do anything at all...

I wish i would be able to quit smoking

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #524 on: July 14, 2009, 11:20:49 am »
Granted but you get addicted to something else

I wish I wasn't ill
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #525 on: July 14, 2009, 11:52:12 am »
Granted!
Did it work?

I wish i could work as a stewardess

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #526 on: July 14, 2009, 11:56:28 am »
Granted but you have to deal with extremely obnoxious flyers

I wish I knew what I wanted to do.
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« Reply #527 on: July 14, 2009, 12:00:10 pm »
Granted, you know what you want to be, but every-time you know it and actually get your degree...you get sick of it :p...(Just like me)

I wish i would fall in love with a guy!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #528 on: July 14, 2009, 12:07:43 pm »
Granted, but he's a scumbag.

I wish for an easier time falling asleep
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #529 on: July 15, 2009, 12:16:24 pm »
Granted but you happen to fall asleep while crossing the road and get used as a speed hump.

I wish I had new battries for my hand held GPS system
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #530 on: July 15, 2009, 12:18:27 pm »
granted but the batteries leak acid and ruin your GPS

I wish for the headache to go away
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #531 on: July 15, 2009, 12:20:13 pm »
Granted you get a sore neck instead

I wish for some thing to do
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #532 on: July 15, 2009, 12:29:34 pm »
granted but it doesn't help

I  wish for
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #533 on: July 15, 2009, 12:34:57 pm »
what ever you think of is so evil it eats you

I wish it will be a unny day tommorrow so I can go out
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #534 on: July 15, 2009, 12:44:06 pm »
Granted but you get hit by a car when you do go out and end up in intensive care for a week.

I wish the 6th harry potter movie wasn't so awful.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #535 on: July 15, 2009, 08:24:58 pm »
granted! but the original cut was lost in a fire so the project was scrapped for another ben stiler movie


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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #536 on: July 16, 2009, 01:18:45 pm »
Granted but te rest of your body falls to peices quickly

I wish people would put up notes to say if a cache has been removed.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #537 on: July 16, 2009, 02:18:31 pm »
Granted  but they do it even when they don't

I wish my brother could actually drive standard
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #538 on: July 16, 2009, 04:08:07 pm »
granted but then he steals your car for a joyride.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #539 on: July 16, 2009, 04:13:18 pm »
Granted but they only payed you a fraction of what you owe

I wish My slurpee hadn't melted.
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