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Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248584 times)
Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #420 on:
July 06, 2009, 03:17:25 pm »
Granted but it is monopoly money and is totaly worthless
I wish my laptop would stop cheating and crash when i am winning on CoH: Opposing Fronts
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #421 on:
July 06, 2009, 04:06:15 pm »
Granted, it won't run the game any more
I wish that I had to deal with less physical pain daily.
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leana
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #422 on:
July 07, 2009, 02:41:36 pm »
Granted...now you are just mentally ill...
I wish my car would be fixed again...
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
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Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #423 on:
July 07, 2009, 02:44:22 pm »
Granted but it gets used for target practice by tanks from the Dutch Army.
I wish this strange feeling would leave me alone
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leana
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #424 on:
July 07, 2009, 02:50:44 pm »
Granted...This strange feeling turns into a strange action...what results into running around the streets naked.
I wish there would be some-one really nice waiting for me in my bed
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Pozf
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #425 on:
July 07, 2009, 03:49:02 pm »
Quote from: leana on July 07, 2009, 02:41:36 pm
Granted...now you are just mentally ill...
Already there...
Granted but he only wants to kill you dead
I wish I didn't just spend the last hour shopping
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #426 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:30:04 am »
Granted instead you spend the whole day in the bank as a hostage while it is being robbed
I wish I could get this daft ong out of my head (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAYLD06MefI
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #427 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:31:48 am »
granted. but first you have to remove your brain.
I wish this wasn't so easy.
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Oddball
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Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #428 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:33:40 am »
Granted I will let you have some of my past exam questions to do and only 20 minutes to do them all in and they aint mulitiple choice.
I wish I did not have all this pent up energy
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #429 on:
July 08, 2009, 11:30:36 am »
Granted instead you have pent up remorse. And kill yourself in a moment of weakness.
I wish the world was a better place.
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Pozf
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Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #430 on:
July 08, 2009, 12:04:46 pm »
Granted but it isn't for you, just everybody else
i wish Trillian would stop giving me shit
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #431 on:
July 08, 2009, 12:36:04 pm »
Granted: you now don't know who Trillian is. Um like me.
I wish I was a glass cannon.
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Pozf
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #432 on:
July 08, 2009, 12:37:28 pm »
trillain is a IM program
Granted but somebody pokes you with a stick and you die
I wish I would stop having internet problems
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #433 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:14:56 pm »
granted. you become lawnmower man.
I wish I knew what to do today.
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Pozf
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #434 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:20:02 pm »
granted but there is no more time to do it
I wish my stool would... nevermind it just showed up.
I wish it would be put together correctly
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #435 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:23:29 pm »
granted. but it's an
Evil
Correctly.
I wish everyone was silly like me.
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #436 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:24:49 pm »
Awesome i love the evil
Granted but now your just like everybody else. and nobody likes a face in the crowd
i wish i had more soda.
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #437 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:28:29 pm »
Granted you're house is flooded with syrupy fizzyness. Did you also wish for a Container?
Oh well.
I wish for THE POWER OF ROCK!
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #438 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:29:42 pm »
Granted you turn into a non-sentient stone
I wish i didn;t have to clean so much
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #439 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:51:36 pm »
Granted. Wellcome to Slobsvill!
If you want something, get it yourself.
I wish I was a sucessful author.
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #440 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:52:51 pm »
granted but then you get arrested for identity theft
I wish for, some money, real money. more than a dollar
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #441 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:54:55 pm »
Granted you rob a bank end up shooting a hostage and get the death sentence
I wish this pc would run faster
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #442 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:56:50 pm »
Granted. But what are going to do with defunct Russian currency buried underneath your house?
Granted, it runs right out the door.
I wish for bimbos, lots and lots of bimbos. Preferably in cute costumes.
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #443 on:
July 08, 2009, 01:59:14 pm »
Granted you turn into Benny Hill
I wish that my last wish got granted
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Pozf
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #444 on:
July 08, 2009, 02:00:14 pm »
Granted but they're chock full of STI's
Granted but you overclocked it and it explodes. *not joking you blow it the hell up*
I wish I had a bunch of defunct russian currency.
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #445 on:
July 08, 2009, 02:02:44 pm »
Granted you can have mine
i wish I could remember where i left my digi cam battery charger
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #446 on:
July 08, 2009, 02:23:09 pm »
Granted. It's in your digimon.
I wish for outside.
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #447 on:
July 08, 2009, 02:24:36 pm »
Granted but you end up on the Polar Ice Cap with no artic clothing
I wish for some freshly squeezed orange juice
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #448 on:
July 08, 2009, 02:40:26 pm »
Granted. It is freshly squeesed out of your testicals.
I wish I didn't have such a sadistic imagination.
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Oddball
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Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 17152
Me the 13th Duke of Wymbourne are they quite mad!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
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Reply #449 on:
July 08, 2009, 02:47:21 pm »
Granted you have this wonderful imagination that can up with power stations that dont pollute the enviroment but they still end up destrying the Earth.
I wish this blue tack would work instead of my posters falling off the wall all the time
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