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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #360 on: May 28, 2009, 01:07:25 am »
Granted but you get into an accident that destroys it.

I wish that it was earlier in the night.
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« Reply #361 on: May 28, 2009, 01:08:39 pm »
granted but you somehow get radiation posioning from the time machine

I wish getting to texas from IL didn't take so long
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« Reply #362 on: May 28, 2009, 04:50:53 pm »
Granted but everything in between gets crushed and thrown into a giant fissure.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #363 on: May 29, 2009, 12:40:02 am »
Granted but you crash it and ruin it for every one else


I wish my cycle helmet had a better sweat band.
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« Reply #364 on: May 31, 2009, 05:59:12 pm »
Granted, but the protective abilities are substandard.  Luckily, you'll never know if you never crash (yea right).

I wish I had the time and energy to clean up around here.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #365 on: June 01, 2009, 12:58:14 am »
Granted but you're now addicted to speed.

I wish the people around me understood my quirks

(Wow that doesn't sound emo at all >.>; )
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #366 on: June 01, 2009, 11:29:01 am »
Granted but you stop being an individual and become like everyone else.

I wish I knew where my rain went to and what this huge yellow orb in the sky is the produces warmth? (is it the bringer of doom and destruction of us all?)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #367 on: June 02, 2009, 10:47:49 am »
granted but know you know too much

I wish the house would clean itself.
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #368 on: June 04, 2009, 09:34:53 pm »
granted but then you never know where anything is and it throws out all your scrapbooking items


I wish i could go to the matsuri saturday without missing work.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #369 on: June 04, 2009, 11:55:38 pm »
Granted you are now able to poduce clones of your self..................That turn out to be evil and end up going on a killing spree for which you get the blame and end up getting the death sentence.

I wish Big Brother would stop being produced  >:(
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #370 on: June 08, 2009, 02:09:28 pm »
Granted. Now it's syndicated.
INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for a cupcake!  :-*
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« Reply #371 on: June 09, 2009, 03:50:23 am »
Granted, but its an EVIL cupcake.

I wish I had 2 more hours to sleep.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #372 on: June 09, 2009, 02:29:47 pm »
Granted. If by "two hours" you mean twenty years.
Hey, genies have a stange concept of time, whatcha gonna do?

I for a cooler afternoon; it's hotter then a motherfucker today.  :(
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #373 on: June 09, 2009, 07:42:19 pm »
granted it snows in your house.

Meanie sis.

I wish i had pudding right now.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #374 on: June 10, 2009, 12:50:27 am »
Granted but its Black Pudding (not going to tell you whats in it  :P )

I wish I had some eye drops.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #375 on: June 10, 2009, 07:32:11 pm »
granted but they blind you

i wish i could afford to pay car insurance so i could get a car
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #376 on: June 11, 2009, 12:10:28 am »
Granted but you can only afford to insure a clapped out rust bucket....hmm reminds me of my first car which was a Ford Orion.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #377 on: June 18, 2009, 12:38:54 pm »
Granted. You wish for nothing, and are therefore obliterated.

I wish for a Razzly Pet.  :D
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #378 on: June 18, 2009, 12:58:15 pm »
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a wild deathclaw who listens to the name Razzly

I wish my 40k models came to life in full scale.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #379 on: June 19, 2009, 12:45:03 am »
Granted by they are your Chaos Space Marines and sacrafice you to the Blood God as soon as they see you.

I wish soap operas got discontinued and taken off TV
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #380 on: June 19, 2009, 11:13:14 am »
granted, but they are replaced by 24/7 re-runs of teletubbies...

I wish my woman was here instead of having a cold in her house 700km away...

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #381 on: June 19, 2009, 11:33:48 am »
Granted now she has a cold in your house and infects everyone and your government now must use White Phosphurous and its illegal stocks of Napalm to eradicate the virus to prevent it from spreading.

I wish I was on my two weeks off work and back on my travels again.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #382 on: June 25, 2009, 06:47:28 pm »
WISH GRANTED! Unfortunatly you got hit by a bus and had to spend your two weeks in the hospitol being cared for by a 200lbs Albanian woman names Grusilda =3

I wish I had a Nickle!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #383 on: June 26, 2009, 02:14:46 am »
Granted...thou....that's all you have...All love,health,sex and money left you!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #384 on: June 26, 2009, 03:53:09 pm »
I wish Leana would make a wish.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #385 on: June 26, 2009, 03:55:52 pm »
since you did not make a wish for me to corrupt Selan everything comes up roses  ;D

I wish I did not have to work my last three shifts before I go on holiday next week
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #386 on: June 26, 2009, 04:19:29 pm »
Granted! You get fired!

I wish Selan would love me and wouldn't corrupt all my wishes and grant me a happy life :) (whoops,three wishes :o)

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #387 on: June 26, 2009, 04:24:51 pm »
All three are granted but you end up getting hit by a bus tommorrow morning

I wish I had a good digital SLR camera to take with me in two weeks time  :(
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #388 on: June 30, 2009, 11:56:41 am »
granted but the batteries die before you get to use it and they are un-replaceable.


i wish i could go to the "passion" party on Thursday in oak park.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #389 on: June 30, 2009, 01:28:36 pm »
Granted but it gets canceled

I wish my orange juice actually tasted like oranges...
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