Granted. You win the lotto, but your new girlfriend takes you to court after January 1. Though a series of bad decisions and unfortunate judgments, you are completely destitute by April 15 and unable to make your income tax payment. By November 12, you plead guilty to tax evasion charges. When you report to your assigned federal penitentiary on December 1 , you are the new girlfriend.
I wish I had a nearby cot and shower so I did not have to leave work.