Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248685 times)

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1590 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:26:42 am »

Granted. He ~~was~~ is a terrorist.

I wish for Zombie Jamboree.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1591 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:46:22 am »

Granted. quietly but surely you can here the sounds of political debate and something else that's harder to make out... sounds like
...brains... ...brains...
what is that sound?
...brains... ...brains...
you're serious... the politics is annoying enough, but not knowing what that sound is is really annoying. You decide to investigate albeit all of the information your parents gave you, warning you never to get into a political discussion. However the enticing sound is getting louder!
...brains... ...brains... ...brains...
Brains? Wait a minute... uh oh!!
...brains! brains!! brains!!!
you get eaten.
game over.

I wish for a more elaborate and thought out corruption for my wish, which is to be captain of the U.S.S. Awesome-Crazy-Party-Boat-Ship-Bonanza!

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1592 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:21:19 pm »

Granted. You have to think of it, though.

I wish for an actual jamboree. (Seriously, where the heck did politics come in?)

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1593 on:** October 17, 2011, 04:01:35 pm »

Quote from: the1truesushiboy on October 13, 2011, 11:21:19 pm

(Seriously, where the heck did politics come in?)

defenition 3

Granted. It's a dinosaur jamboree and they eat you.

I wish for lots and lots of lots

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1594 on:** October 17, 2011, 07:20:00 pm »

They take too long to be constructed and they're not finished until you're dead.

I wish for soot gremlins.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1595 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:31:12 am »

They dance in your coca-cola making it sooty.

I wish for an umbrella

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1596 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:17:59 am »

Granted, but the rib tips have razor blades on them and you cut yourself all the time.

I wish I was willed Steve Jobs' fortune.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1597 on:** October 19, 2011, 10:57:17 am »

Granted. You are also willed, Hitler's legacy.

I wish for nasty devilish things

IronSoul · « **Reply #1598 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:47:25 am »

Granted, but they take your soul.

I wish for the heart of Davy Jones

Japaka · « **Reply #1599 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:55:42 pm »

Granted, he chases you and kills you.

I wish for the sickness to go away.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1600 on:** October 20, 2011, 01:09:52 am »

Granted. It goes away... but returns with an army, stronger than ever before, and it wants revenge for you making it leave.

I wish for music from the 60s.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1601 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:42:02 pm »

Granted.

I wish I didn't here that awful "song."

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1602 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:31:07 pm »

Touche...

Granted. Every song you've ever heard in your entire life has somehow been interpreted as Danny Elfman's 'This is Halloween'.

I wish for gruel.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1603 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:48:23 am »

Granted. It made from your unborn children, and seasoned with you own hair.

I wish for people getting their rock on.

Oddball · « **Reply #1604 on:** October 23, 2011, 03:05:52 pm »

Granted we stone you to death,

I wish for more holiday time.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1605 on:** October 23, 2011, 07:11:58 pm »

Granted. Christmas lasts all year and they only play Christmas music now.

I wish for a sudden dramatic plot twist.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1606 on:** October 24, 2011, 09:25:58 am »

Christmas is canceled.

I wish for Sushi to enjoy watching Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1607 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:10:32 am »

Granted. I enjoy watching it... as it melts and burns in a fire.

I wish for sodium acetate.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1608 on:** October 25, 2011, 06:50:45 pm »

Granted. You have sodium acetate. I enjoy watching you... as you melt and burn in a fire.

I wish for long tea pots.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1609 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:45:33 pm »

Granted. Their shaped makes them unusable.

I wish for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1610 on:** October 26, 2011, 05:21:12 pm »

Granted. You have no way of reading the damn thing.

I wish for damned things.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1611 on:** October 26, 2011, 08:30:49 pm »

Granted. One of them is your soul.

I wish for blessed things.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1612 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:55:51 am »

Granted. Your soul is not one of them.

I wish for a snorlax

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1613 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:30:39 pm »

Granted, but it is asleep and you never get a pokeflute.

I wish for Lemons.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1614 on:** October 30, 2011, 12:31:42 pm »

Granted. I teleport them to you using my new invention, "The Teleporter!" Unfortunately there a slight problem (your fault. you moved) and they teleport in your head. Incidentally, I'm a trillionair now.

I wish for pumpkins.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1615 on:** October 30, 2011, 05:37:26 pm »

Granted. They are your second test subject for your new invention. Unfortunately, there a slight problem (Your fault. You forgot to recalibrate it afler the lemon incident) and they teleport into my grave, inside my head. This causes them to mutate with the lemons, bringing me back to life as a photosynthetic zombie, whose lifespan is extended indefinitely. I reverse engineer the process and become a quadrillionaire, driving your company into the ground.

I wish for Jell-O.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1616 on:** October 31, 2011, 09:47:33 am »

Granted. I throw it in yo face! And it's burn flavor!

I wish for burn flavored candy.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1617 on:** October 31, 2011, 07:12:33 pm »

Granted. It is made of hydrochloric acid. That and some sugar.

I wish for people to never again switch the words "itch" and "scratch".

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1618 on:** November 01, 2011, 06:49:04 pm »

Granted. Now the last word in every sentence is "fuck."

I wish for Odd to win a million dollars.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1619 on:** November 02, 2011, 09:52:02 pm »

Granted. Somehow you are now a million dollars in debt.

I wish for a ferret.

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