Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248678 times)

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1530 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:42:26 am »

Iy'll be doin' that then. Also... some REAL pirates be stabbin' yeh in yur' back then.

uh... I be wishin' fer some WENCHES!

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1531 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:45:21 pm »

Granted. They're stabbing you in the front.

I wish for a Neverhood movie.

Japaka · « **Reply #1532 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:33:59 pm »

Granted, but the director is so bad, it transforms it into something crappy and not worth watching.

I wish the D&D table planned for tomorrow is actually made.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1533 on:** September 20, 2011, 10:59:42 am »

Granted. You are too busy to play D&D ever again.

I wish for liqourice.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1534 on:** September 20, 2011, 09:23:46 pm »

Granted. It is infused with lots of salt.

I wish for blue things.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1535 on:** September 21, 2011, 08:54:29 am »

granted. You are being strangled brutally, and you turn blue from lack of oxygen.

I wish for salamander cherries

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1536 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:16:51 pm »

Granted. The genetic abomination tastes terrible.

I wish for Ichor.

Japaka · « **Reply #1537 on:** September 21, 2011, 07:26:53 pm »

Granted. Watery discharges come out from your wounds and produce an horrible and fetid smell.

I wish for more time.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1538 on:** September 21, 2011, 07:40:50 pm »

Granted. Well... Kinda'... I misheard you, and gave you a jar of thyme.

I wish for Halloween.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1539 on:** September 22, 2011, 05:37:16 pm »

Granted. Razor blades in are all of your candies.

I wish for razor blades in all of your candies.

Daris · « **Reply #1540 on:** September 23, 2011, 07:19:09 am »

Very Well! Razor Blades are in all of my candies. Thankfully I am a type 1 diabetic, and I don't eat candies. And my family are Jehovah's witnesses and don't celebrate Halloween. So it has done practically nothing.

I wish that... eh... why the hell not... Zombies Attack!

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1541 on:** September 23, 2011, 04:32:32 pm »

Granted. Zombies attack, but you were asleep when it happened, and you missed out on all of the awesome undead head smashing excitement. They weren't hard to kill, but they a lot of fin to kill.

I wish that all lightbulbs were made of gummi candy.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1542 on:** September 23, 2011, 06:48:09 pm »

Granted. Thomas Edison invented gummi candy instead. This drastic absence of a crucial technology means the internet never existed. Thanks a lot, jerk.

I wish for the internet to exist.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1543 on:** September 23, 2011, 11:39:44 pm »

Granted. It is still full of freaks and perverts... only now there are more of them... and you're one of them... no... both of them...

I wish for many dots.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1544 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:23:43 am »

Granted. All of these dots are tally marks representing how many times you will be punched in the face, within the span of the next year:

(About once every four minutes)

Japaka · « **Reply #1545 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:21:31 pm »

Granted. As you didn't wish for anything, nothing is granted.

I wish for tickets to go see System of a Down.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1546 on:** September 25, 2011, 08:36:25 am »

Whoops. I had a wish, but forgot to put it down. Uh... granted, but they get into a terrible accident on the way there, ending their music career.

I wish for roasted, candied pecans.

Japaka · « **Reply #1547 on:** September 25, 2011, 10:28:40 pm »

Granted, but i forgot about them and burnt them.

Quote from: the1truesushiboy on September 25, 2011, 08:36:25 am

terrible accident on the way there, ending their music career.

Don't even joke about that.

I wish for more drinks, i've run out...

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1548 on:** September 26, 2011, 07:35:42 am »

Granted, but they are Pepsi products (which, from my point of view, is an absolutely horrendous corruption).

I wish for Coca-Cola.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1549 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:12:27 am »

Granted. All Coca-Cola is in anime form and you can not drink it. On the plus side, anime that previously could not show Coca-Cola products are now able to have it. Characters are now able to drink it and they love it.

The down side is that you can never drink it again.

I wish that I was in anime form, with excellent animation.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1550 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:22:01 am »

That gif doesn't make much sense...

Granted, but the plot is terrible and you never make it past the pilot episode.

I wish for clockwork mechanisms.

Japaka · « **Reply #1551 on:** September 27, 2011, 02:53:42 am »

Granted, they're all jammed.

Btw, sorry, but i love pepsi, so i guess my wish actually came true without being corrupted.

Speaking of it, i just got a load of 10 bottles of it... Maybe you DO grant wishes. :O

I wish for a new one piece ep already, anxiety is killing me. XD

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1552 on:** September 27, 2011, 10:40:19 am »

Granted, but it doesn't really progress the plot very much, so you're disappointed about that.

Well... I figured there was close to a 50/50 chance you'd like Pepsi, but since I was granting the wish, I figured I could be nice and go with a corruption that pertained to my opinion and wouldn't necessarily ruin it for you. And if you had been a Coke fan, it'd just be cool that there was another Coke fan. Win-win.

I wish for a high-quality, long running, good plot, PG13, good-voice-acted Vocaloid anime, for everybody to enjoy.

Japaka · « **Reply #1553 on:** September 27, 2011, 11:34:21 pm »

That's quite the wish, but no matter, granted; too bad the publishing company sucks and nobody ever hears of it.

I wish to be able to finish my studies this year once and for all.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1554 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:23:43 am »

Granted. You finish them very poorly... I guess.

I wish for a purple giraffe stuffed toy animal.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1555 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:07:05 am »

Quote from: the1truesushiboy on September 26, 2011, 09:22:01 am

That gif doesn't make much sense...

somehow... I misread it.

Granted. it is a Wizard purple stuffed toy animal, and it joins my army!!!

I wish to take over the world with my army.

Daris · « **Reply #1556 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:31:06 pm »

Granted, although your reign over the world as short lived, as a magical mishap causes it to explode.

I wish that I had a pet cat.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1557 on:** September 29, 2011, 03:43:25 pm »

Granted. You are severely allergic to dogs, and you also have a pet dog.

I wish I had a pet rat which has no diseases.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1558 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:28:29 pm »

Granted. It has no lungs either.

I wish for bacon.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1559 on:** September 30, 2011, 06:34:58 am »

Granted. Your bacon is made of rat lungs.

I wish for the most amazing thing ever.

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Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248678 times)