Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248742 times)

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1470 on:** August 10, 2011, 03:41:39 pm »

Granted, but you have a terrible day.

I wish Neila a fantastic birthday.

Pwncho · « **Reply #1471 on:** August 11, 2011, 02:31:26 am »

granted, but her version of a fantastic birthday involves the apocolypse and the earth is torn asunder.

i wish i was not so addicted to SC2 squad defense

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1472 on:** August 11, 2011, 12:47:44 pm »

Granted. You're addicted to murder instead.

I wish for teleportation powers.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1473 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:50:21 pm »

Granted You can only teleport things into your nose.

I wish I had better teleportation powers.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1474 on:** August 11, 2011, 08:00:20 pm »

Granted. You can only teleport things into either your nose or your eyes. The fact that there's a choice is what makes it better.

I wish form the ability to breathe fire (and not get hurt by doing so).

Oddball · « **Reply #1475 on:** August 12, 2011, 01:05:25 am »

Granted but you choke to death on the fumes from the fire extinguishers the fire brigade use to put out your breath.

I wish for some anti-acid tablets for my stomach. That Mexican meal I had last night is not agreeing with me.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1476 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:19:59 am »

Granted. They prevent your stomach from ever producing acid again. It isn't very pleasant.

I wish for the best chicken wings in the world.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1477 on:** August 12, 2011, 12:28:15 pm »

Granted. They're technically basilisk wings, and you have to get them form the creature while it's alive.

I wish for understanding.

Oddball · « **Reply #1478 on:** August 12, 2011, 01:33:12 pm »

Granted but you are out when it gets delivered and is taken back to the warehouse to be studied by top men.

I wish I could find a good cheat for Mech Commander2.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1479 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:24:33 pm »

Granted. In fact, it's so good, it does absolutely everything for you. No need to play anymore.

I wish for a hat that will grant me magical powers.

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #1480 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:56:04 am »

Granted, but it's the crown of sorcery, imbued with part of the soul of an undead liche king that slowly starts to take over your mind and body leaving your soul a helpless spectator.

I wish for a suitable virgin to sacrifice to chaos undivided:P

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1481 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:16:27 am »

Granted. You are sacrificed. (OOH! BUUUUURN!)

I wish for lime

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1482 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:14:56 am »

Granted, but you have to eat it with a coconut. A rotten coconut. Also, the lime is rotten, too.

I wish for this wish to be granted with something I will be satisfied with.

Oddball · « **Reply #1483 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:00:41 pm »

Granted but its to be eaten by a Great White Shark

I wish I had not screwed up that last mission on Mech Commander 2.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1484 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:23:59 pm »

Granted. Every single other mission goes horribly wrong, instead.

I wish for cake.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1485 on:** August 14, 2011, 10:35:20 am »

Granted. With the same intentions in mind, you instead get chocolate 'clake.'

I wish for ladles of jello

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1486 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:46:25 pm »

Granted. They don't function very well, and ruin your soup.

I wish for a pet roombadillo.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1487 on:** September 10, 2011, 02:09:07 pm »

Granted. I get a pet Armadroid it crushes your roombadillo.

I wish for less chocolate to exist in the world.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1488 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:18:45 pm »

Granted, because you are forced to eat it... Lucky.

I wish for oh, so much more chocolate in the world.

phillip1882 · « **Reply #1489 on:** September 10, 2011, 06:22:38 pm »

granted. but its all abhorrently expensive.

i wish i knew how to cast spells that work.

Japaka · « **Reply #1490 on:** September 10, 2011, 08:44:17 pm »

Granted, but to cast spells you have to pour your own blood... all of it.

I wish that the statement "this statement is false" to be true.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1491 on:** September 11, 2011, 08:24:18 am »

Granted. It is false.

I wish for watermelon.

Oddball · « **Reply #1492 on:** September 11, 2011, 08:46:15 am »

Granted but its full of water.

I wish this weather would clear so I could go out and work on my mountain bike.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1493 on:** September 11, 2011, 12:13:54 pm »

Granted, but you're on fire.

I wish for a deck of marked cards.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1494 on:** September 11, 2011, 02:28:28 pm »

Granted. Everyone knows when you cheat now. Stupid wish.

I wish for the ability to cheat without ever getting caught.

Oddball · « **Reply #1495 on:** September 11, 2011, 03:10:38 pm »

Granted but you win so much every one stops wanting to take you on.

I wish this green stuff I'm coughing up due to my head cold would disappear.

the1truesushiboy · « **Reply #1496 on:** September 11, 2011, 06:45:54 pm »

Turns out it was your life essence. Granted.

I wish for tapioca.

Japaka · « **Reply #1497 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:39:59 am »

Granted. You get so much, that you get intoxicated with prussic acid.

I wish to learn japanesse.

Jety Lefr · « **Reply #1498 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:04:09 am »

Granted. No one else speaks japanesse. Plenty of people speak Japanese however.

I wish for food. I'm HUNGRY!!!

Japaka · « **Reply #1499 on:** September 12, 2011, 08:22:10 am »

Granted. A cow falls from the sky on your head. Plenty of meat for you!

I wish for my geforce 450 gts to be here already.

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