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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2009, 07:54:06 pm »
I get a get out of corruption free cuz you forgot to wish XP

i wish I could have lamb right now
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2009, 08:12:15 pm »
granted but it is raw

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2009, 08:17:04 pm »
granted but your dissapointed cuz you die after every wish you make. :P

I wish zombie pozf was a fun cool zombie that wouldn't eat me.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2009, 08:18:09 pm »
Granted but I still kill you

I wish I were a zmobie!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2009, 08:19:13 pm »
granted but the sheriff shoots your head off. and you die again


I wish I had a puppy
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2009, 08:21:26 pm »
Granted but when it gets angry it turns into a giant monster and attacks you

I wish my computer screen was clean again
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2009, 08:24:18 pm »
granted but now there's a huge crack in it that goes across the whole moniter and it drives you nuts.

I wish my puppy was nice to me.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2009, 08:29:02 pm »
Granted but now it falls ill

I wish that i had more candy
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2009, 08:30:06 pm »
granted but all your teeth fall out so you can't eat any.

I wish i owned the world
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #99 on: April 09, 2009, 08:31:03 pm »
Psshh I can eat candy with no teeth

Granted but it gets blown up

I wish for more money
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #100 on: April 09, 2009, 08:33:01 pm »
granted but there's no where to spend it as you just blew up the world. :P ;D

I wish food would appear when I though of it.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #101 on: April 09, 2009, 08:35:13 pm »
Granted but its never food you like

I wish I had Meat vision
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #102 on: April 09, 2009, 10:40:08 pm »
granted but you now only see meet


I wish i was not so sleepy
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #103 on: April 09, 2009, 10:56:12 pm »
Granted, now you are painfully horny all the time with nobody to help you with it and no arms to 'fix' it yourself.

I wish my Roomba were self-repairing.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #104 on: April 09, 2009, 11:05:40 pm »
granted but now I thirsts for blood

I wish had done my paper already
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #105 on: April 10, 2009, 10:29:43 am »
granted but your neighbor's dog ate it so you have to redo it.

i wish i didn't have to go to work today and still got paid for it.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #106 on: April 10, 2009, 11:04:12 am »
Granted but you're extremely sick

I wish my mom weren't a bitch
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #107 on: April 10, 2009, 09:14:47 pm »
granted but she dies. :(

I wish I never had to drive anywhere again
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #108 on: April 10, 2009, 10:55:01 pm »
Granted but thats because you lose your drivers license

I wish I was at home right now
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #109 on: April 10, 2009, 11:12:11 pm »
Granted, but the DHS has decided you are a threat to US national security and have your house bombed twenty feet into the ground with you in it.

I wish mere people were online at 08:00 CET

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2009, 12:24:48 am »
Granted but they all hate you

I wish I had more coffee
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2009, 01:26:23 am »
Granted but it tastes like tea

I wish every one would stop coming upstairs and let me sleep.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #112 on: April 11, 2009, 11:17:23 am »
Granted but now they're playing with air horns downstairs

I wish I woke up earlier
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #113 on: April 12, 2009, 12:10:18 am »
granted but nothing fun happens so you go back to sleep.

i wish my car hadn't broken today.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #114 on: April 12, 2009, 12:14:14 am »
Granted but it blows up in a fiery death

I wish this cat would get off my pony tail
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #115 on: April 12, 2009, 12:19:23 am »
(as long as I was home when it happened i'd be fine with that.)

granted but it's on you r keyboard now instead and you cant type a corruption for my wish XP

I wish I had enough  money to fix my car tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2009, 12:20:23 am »
Granted but you'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre arrrrrrrrrrrested for conterrrrrrrrrfitting

I wish my keyboard was clean
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2009, 12:22:05 am »
... :-\ er granted but now the mess form your key board is all over your comp table


i wish I didn't have to get up at 6 am tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #118 on: April 12, 2009, 12:23:38 am »
Granted you get to wake up at 5 AM

I wish Defraging my laptop didn't take 6 + hours
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #119 on: April 12, 2009, 12:29:06 am »
granted now it takes 2 and a half days...

I wish there was no such thing as morning.
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