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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2009, 08:54:56 pm »
Granted but now your uncle doesn't.

I wish I had done my taxes ages ago. :-\
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2009, 11:05:14 pm »
granted but you missed a few parts and now have your wages garnished


I wish I was not at home right now
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2009, 11:37:54 pm »
Granted but now you're in prison

I wish Diablo III would come out sooner
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2009, 11:45:18 pm »
granted but it is too glitchy to play


I wish I had some seafood now
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2009, 11:54:36 pm »
Granted but its bad

I wish my hands weren't so sticky
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2009, 12:40:50 am »
Granted, they're so lubricated that you can't grasp anything.

I wish the neighbours would stop using the elevation of their house to spy down on me.

The early bird is flying solo and will probably be killed by the earlier cat.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2009, 12:43:31 am »
Granted but now they've got bugs in your house

I wish my dog's tumor will not reoccur
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2009, 07:43:05 am »
Instead you get a tumor. It's a big brown one right under your nose that looks like some kind of disgusting poop mustache and reminds everyone around you of "Mole" from Goldmember.

I wish I could have a hair cut. Seriously, it's starting to impair my vision!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2009, 09:17:29 am »
granted instead of getting a short back and sides your hair gets completly shaved off.

i wish I could stop yawning.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2009, 03:41:02 pm »
granted, but now you can't stop belching

I wish I was motivated to do homework
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2009, 09:06:47 pm »
Granted but thats all you do now

I wish that my fingers didn't hutr so much
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2009, 09:25:43 pm »
granted but your feet hurt like hell


i wish didn't have to listen to cruddy music
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2009, 09:36:15 pm »
Granted now yuo have to listen to HORRIBLE music

I wish I could sleep at night
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2009, 11:03:53 pm »
granted but it's the last time you ever sleep because when you wake up you have permanent insomnia.

I wish you'd stop making wishes to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2009, 11:16:22 pm »
Granted now I just whine about my day

I wish I could just not act like an asshole for a day
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2009, 11:18:58 pm »
granted but then everyone else you know is an asshole for the day.

I wish there was purple peanut butter
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #76 on: April 08, 2009, 11:33:34 pm »
Granted but now there is only brown Jam

I wish for stuff n' things!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #77 on: April 08, 2009, 11:37:30 pm »
eww brown jam

anyways granted  but its all stuff you don't want.

I wish i could be at a nice bonfire right now.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #78 on: April 09, 2009, 12:14:27 am »
Granted but  the bonfire is your house started by your computer blowing up due to too much lobster pron being stored in the hard drive.

I wish i had a decent wish to make.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2009, 12:21:21 am »
granted... but it doesnt come true

I wishI had more soda in the house
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #80 on: April 09, 2009, 04:52:25 pm »
O.o what are you doing putting lobster pron in my compy?

granted but every bottle you open explodes all over and you loose half the bottle.

I wish I had heard of Birthday Massacre sooner!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #81 on: April 09, 2009, 04:56:20 pm »
Granted but now they broke up

I wish my hands weren't all pruny
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #82 on: April 09, 2009, 05:00:10 pm »
granted but now they're all black from the charcoal handling.

I wish I had a kitty
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #83 on: April 09, 2009, 05:06:08 pm »
Granted but it grows up to kill you

I wish I had more "1337 2K|11z" in CSS *blah*
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2009, 05:53:20 pm »
Granted but now your banned form more places cuz you show off too much


I wish I had some pie right now.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #85 on: April 09, 2009, 05:56:41 pm »
granted but its only the tin I ate a;; the pie

I wish I had More pie
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #86 on: April 09, 2009, 06:10:27 pm »
granted But I ate this one!  :P

I wish i was less hippie
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #87 on: April 09, 2009, 06:48:03 pm »
Granted but now your too orcish frat

I wish that the DBZ movie would randomly explode cause its stupid
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #88 on: April 09, 2009, 07:46:57 pm »
heh he just granted. everytime I see the preview part of my brain explodes in pain...

I wish pizza was free
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #89 on: April 09, 2009, 07:51:20 pm »
Granted but delivery is about 30 bucks
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