Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248885 times)

Oddball · « **Reply #570 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:10:35 pm »

Granted we forget all our diffrences and get along, the world forsakes war ,Nuclear weapons are banned and are blasted out into space then at thier apogee the weapons turn round and head back to earth eventually destroying it.

I wish I could regulate my breathing better while under water.

Pozf · « **Reply #571 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:12:36 pm »

Granted but it takes so much practice and you get into a fatal accident during one of those practice dives

I wish I could go scuba diving.

Oddball · « **Reply #572 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:16:54 pm »

Granted without any corruption

I wish I never got a 14" pizza

Pozf · « **Reply #573 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:17:46 pm »

awesome

Granted but you got a smaller one that left you unfulfilled

I wish people wouldn't show up today.

Oddball · « **Reply #574 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:29:07 pm »

*now for the pay back for your last wish*

Granted but instead you get dragged around to visit evryone and your mother takes with her your baby photos and embarasses you with them and tells all the storys about you when you where a baby.

I wish I had more Cola

Pozf · « **Reply #575 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:33:17 pm »

She pretty much does that anyway

Granted but it's cooling your computer, poorly.

I wish I had the will to do something.

Oddball · « **Reply #576 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:41:24 pm »

Granted but that will is to run round the world in a mankini.

I wish..........dam brain freeze

Pozf · « **Reply #577 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:44:36 pm »

Granted your brain is frozen solid

I wish for some canned air.

Oddball · « **Reply #578 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:48:21 pm »

Granted but it is stale air.

I wish for some ice cream

Smiles · « **Reply #579 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:39:51 am »

granted but it's laced with sand

i wish I lived with my bf

Oddball · « **Reply #580 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:18:49 pm »

Granted but soon you find him wearing your undies

I wish my MSN was working

Smiles · « **Reply #581 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:27:08 pm »

my bf wouldn't be able to fit my undies over one leg, let alone wear them....

granted but you lose the next jello twister round cuz your flipside connection vanishes

I wish I had an egg omlet

Oddball · « **Reply #582 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:34:51 pm »

*I'm going to loose any hoo*

Granted but its made so quick its still liquid

I wish these paint fume induced headaches would go away

Smiles · « **Reply #583 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:40:28 pm »

granted but you fall asleep in the absence of fumes

I wish I could be online everywhere I went

Pozf · « **Reply #584 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:44:18 pm »

Granted but your connection is slower than dialup

I wish i had some more watermelon

Oddball · « **Reply #585 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:47:08 pm »

Granted but you end up with all the seeds

I wish I had some soda right now

Smiles · « **Reply #586 on:** July 20, 2009, 02:03:39 pm »

*shudders at dial up slowness*

granted but pozf spills it all over you

i wish i had some pizza

Oddball · « **Reply #587 on:** July 20, 2009, 02:06:39 pm »

Granted but its whats left over from my post dive pizza from two days ago

I wish these inscet bites would clear up

Smiles · « **Reply #588 on:** July 20, 2009, 02:26:35 pm »

*wears the pizza as a hat*

granted but now you have a sunburn

I wish i had a cow

Oddball · « **Reply #589 on:** July 20, 2009, 02:33:39 pm »

Granted but it takes you to the slaughter house and turns you into steaks

I wish I could remember this joke I heard

Smiles · « **Reply #590 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:02:18 pm »

granted but no one you tell it to gets the punch line.

I wish I had new shoes

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #591 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:19:27 pm »

granted but they are too small and give you blisters.

i wish i hadn't accidentally sliced my finger with the steel scrubby at work.

Pozf · « **Reply #592 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:31:28 pm »

Granted, but you lost a finger tip during a knife accident

I wish my family would get off my back

Oddball · « **Reply #593 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:39:11 am »

Granted but now they are standing on your chest.

I sih my boss's where not wnakers and could organise a rota properly.

Pozf · « **Reply #594 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:13:41 pm »

Granted but they fire you because you're being inefficient.

I wish I would stop pulling my hair out.

Smiles · « **Reply #595 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:41:58 pm »

granted but it starts falling out on it's own.

I wish I didn't have to dye my hair blond.

Oddball · « **Reply #596 on:** July 24, 2009, 09:12:28 am »

Granted you leave it to go grey

I wish I could get round to installing my reliable and secure WiFi system

Chag4 · « **Reply #597 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:17:43 pm »

Granted, but in the meantime your brain turned to mush and now you're unable to.

I wish I'd gone out with my friends yesterday.

Pozf · « **Reply #598 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:53:46 pm »

Granted but you didn't have any fun.

Wish I didn't have to do chores today.

Oddball · « **Reply #599 on:** July 25, 2009, 03:52:34 pm »

Granted instead you get dragged out shopping by your mother

I wish I was not nervous about my first Open Water dive next weekend.

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Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248885 times)